Snitsky punts doll baby, smarks cheer!!

[Guest CronoT]

For those of you living under a rock, Gene Snitsky brought a doll baby to the ring tonight to taunt Lita, and then punted it into the crowd.

 

So far, I think Gene Snitsky has shown great potential to be a truly monster heel. All he needs to do is work on his promos, and he'll be gold. I can't wait until SS to see how Snitsky will go insane and do something psycho.

[Steviekick 0]

Snitsky is starting to get better. But the name is just so ridiculous. You can't take it serious.

[Guest CronoT]

Can I please get a .gif of it to put in my sig, please?

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

I was rather impressed with the hangtime on the baby punt, personally.

[Guest CronoT]

I was rather impressed with the hangtime on the baby punt, personally.

Do you think we can get FOX Sports to use that hangtime clock for it?

[Guest Trivia247]

notice that no mention of Kane occured from Lita, or Snitsky or anything

[The Czech Republic 0]

...you're RIGHT!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

...you're RIGHT!

Tonight ... you're facing... GEEEEEEEEEEEENE!

[Guest theanswer1824]

imo, best segment of the night, just cause it's so bad.

 

everytime i watch this guy i think of those horrible dead baby jokes i would hear when i was a 13.

[AndrewTS 0]

imo, best segment of the night, just cause it's so bad.

 

everytime i watch this guy i think of those horrible dead baby jokes i would hear when i was a 13.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

 

 

 

A: You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[NoCalMike 0]

I haven't watched Raw in a little over then a month, however I saw Bottomline this past weekend for about five minutes, and it happened to be a Snitsky match. All I saw was some tall hoss that liked to grunt and growl after every move, which is about the same formula used for the past 10 wwe signings. Sorry, I'll pass.

[Guest Regal Fan]

The segment was crazy. Trish and Lita looked good. Notice how some times hes called Shnitsky and others times they say Snitsky. You have to laugh everytime the guy-[snitsky] speaks. At least he doesnt do those stupid faces he made during his first few promos.

[Guest theanswer1824]

trish looked slutty as usual. lita looked like someone fucked up her make up.

 

i retract my statement about it being the best segment, imo. simon dean took it for me.

 

whoever is writing this stuff needs some new shit. better material you fucks.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Lita looked like she got a second rate fake tan tonight.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

imo, best segment of the night, just cause it's so bad.

 

everytime i watch this guy i think of those horrible dead baby jokes i would hear when i was a 13.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

 

 

 

A: You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

That's a classic. though I know the punchline as "You can't unload a truckload of ball bearings with a pitchfork.

[godthedog 0]

what's the difference between a dead baby and a red delicious apple?

 

i don't cum all over a red delicious apple before i eat it.

[Vyce 0]

Might as well close this thread now, because I can say with complete certainty that no one is going to top THAT.

[fazzle 0]

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

 

 

Depends on how hard you throw them.

[Guest Trivia247]

Careful now or that 59 million Values Laden Christian Right Majority of 3 million over 56 million Might not like this....

[CBright7831 0]

Might as well close this thread now, because I can say with complete certainty that no one is going to top THAT.

Wait until there is an animated gif of it, and then you can close it.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

Has HHH gotten involved in the story yet?

I read a few posts here and there, but I can't tell whether they're referencing stuff that happened or if they are sarcastic smark comments like mine. But if he hasn't gotten involved yet, he will.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

So, a woman gives birth to (obviously) a baby. The docter looks at the baby, picks it up by the legs, and slams it off a wall.

 

'AAAHHHHH...MY BABY! YOU'VE KILLED IT' yells the woman.

 

The docter replies 'April Fools...it was already dead'.

 

Dead baby jokes ~!

[Ted the Poster 0]

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

 

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face!

 

How do you stop a baby from choking?

Take your dick out of its mouth.

 

Okay, that's enough. See you in hell, guys.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

No, no it's not enough.

 

Q: How do you get 100 babies in a bowl?

 

A: A Blender.

 

Q: How do you get them out?

 

A: Doritos.

 

On topic, Snitsky is utterly hilarious. Sure, he's horrible, but the good kind of horrible. Unlike Simon Dean, who's just horrible.

[Guest Trivia247]

I could see if Kane does a Face turn and HHH somehow manages to get the autopsy sonogram of the dead baby, and HHH teases him, this didn't come out of Lita.....this was katie vick's baby I made in her at the funeral home uh heh heh heh...

[Black Lushus 0]

I was more worried about him when he tried to get in the ring while still holding the microphone and the babydoll, I thought he was gonna fall or something...did you hear the fan scream "DON'T DROP THE BABY!!!!"?

 

Simon Dean is gold...reminds me of the Million Dollar Man days...

[Guest Trivia247]

I was more worried about him when he tried to get in the ring while still holding the microphone and the babydoll, I thought he was gonna fall or something...did you hear the fan scream "DON'T DROP THE BABY!!!!"?

 

Simon Dean is gold...reminds me of the Million Dollar Man days...

I don't see Million Dollar Man in former Nova. Ted never hid his disdain or treated anyone more of an idiot than simon does. Simon insults as if he is tries to help others, Ted just flat out doesn't care.

[Black Lushus 0]

keyword: reminds

[dubq 0]

For those of you living under a rock, Gene Snitsky brought a doll baby to the ring tonight to taunt Lita, and then punted it into the crowd.

 

So far, I think Gene Snitsky has shown great potential to be a truly monster heel. All he needs to do is work on his promos, and he'll be gold. I can't wait until SS to see how Snitsky will go insane and do something psycho.

Dude also needs to work on his "backne"

[Guest Trivia247]

good thing the spannish announce team wasn't on hand....

 

a Heel commentator on there might have gone

 

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!