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I wasn't here last night for the RAW talkback, but saw the response my man Gene got after the whole baby doll punting bit. I noticed some people called him Jesus, to which I have to say "I've been saying this for a while now. People are now catching on to the fact that Gene Snitsky is our saviour?!"

 

Also, I would be the happiest man on Earth if an animated gif. got posted here

 

Finally, for some reason, every time Lawler says "Snitsky" in a disgusted tone of voice, it reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld saying "Hello Newman." Man, Gene almost makes Lawler become entertaining? He truely is our Saviour!

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Guest 2pacallyps
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Gene Snitsky's segment was funny with the baby punt. He should have punted the baby into a garbage can. Next time Gene should dress up like a Nazi, throw the baby in the air and shoot it with a fake gun preferably stolen from Brian Pillman. He would get some great heel heat for that. The segment of the night was the Simon Dean segment. I have not laughed that hard since watching George Carlin on HBO about a year back. The way he delivered the lines was hilarious. His delivery made the jokes stand out. Also the 20 gallons a day to see results and the 19 gallons to go after dumping the pitcher on the fat chicks head had me in tears.

Guest Trivia247
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I could see if Kane does a Face turn and HHH somehow manages to get the autopsy sonogram of the dead baby, and HHH teases him,  this didn't come out of Lita.....this was katie vick's baby I made in her at the funeral home uh heh heh heh...

Stop posting.

Nevah!

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I was rather impressed with the hangtime on the baby punt, personally.

I think Doink would be a far superior baby punter, though. Anyone who has played the 16-bit WWF Raw games knows that.

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So how does the WWE NOT get into trouble over this whole baby shit?

The PTC is too busy obsessing over Marcia Cross's character on Desperate Housewives demanding to be fucked by her sexually repressed husband on her uber-clean kitchen table and Julian MacMahon showing his ass every five minutes/engaging in soft-core porn sex sequences on Nip/Tuck to worry about the WWE making fun of baby killing....

Guest The Shadow Behind You
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FX is a bigger channel then Spike is. FX thanks to The Shield and Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me have LOADS more cred then Spike does as well.

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I was rather impressed with the hangtime on the baby punt, personally.

I think Doink would be a far superior baby punter, though. Anyone who has played the 16-bit WWF Raw games knows that.

FIELD GOAL!!

 

 

I was JUST thinking about that game the other day too.

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What's better than spinning a baby around on a clothesline at 200 m.p.h.?

 

Stopping it with a shovel.

 

I mark out for Psycho Snitsky.

Guest 2pacallyps
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Snitsky should open up his own abortion clinic. They can run skits showing Dr. Snitsky operating with different methods for aborting the baby. He can kick one woman down the stairs, use a coat hanger on another and of course the vaccum can be used as well. The clinic can have a sign like McDonalds with the number of fetuses aborted. He can also help Simon Dean if he want's to get rid off obese women. He can unknowingly kill the fat women. The slogan " It wasn't my fault I thought she was pregnant"

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The best thing Snitsky has ever done was in that promo...

 

"Go ahead, take him. (higher pitched) Go ahead (take him). (pause) NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! He's mine!"

 

It's akin to Homer Simpson saying to Bart "You've been gallavanting around with that floozy of a big brother of yours! HAVEN'T YOU?! HAVEN'T YOU! Look at me!

Guest TheLastBoyscout
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Note that the crowd dug the spot so much that Jericho got some boos for defending Lita's honor. Likely because most wrestling fans are mysoginist pricks but still...

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Note that the crowd dug the spot so much that Jericho got some boos for defending Lita's honor. Likely because most wrestling fans are mysoginist pricks but still...

Naw, just because a) Gene's awesome, b) Lita sucks, and c) face Jericho is hella lame.

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For those of you living under a rock, Gene Snitsky brought a doll baby to the ring tonight to taunt Lita, and then punted it into the crowd.

 

So far, I think Gene Snitsky has shown great potential to be a truly monster heel. All he needs to do is work on his promos, and he'll be gold. I can't wait until SS to see how Snitsky will go insane and do something psycho.

Dude also needs to work on his "backne" <_<

Steeeeeerrroooooooiiiids

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The best thing Snitsky has ever done was in that promo...

 

"Go ahead, take him. (higher pitched) Go ahead (take him). (pause) NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! He's mine!"

 

It's akin to Homer Simpson saying to Bart "You've been gallavanting around with that floozy of a big brother of yours! HAVEN'T YOU?! HAVEN'T YOU! Look at me!

I'd kill to hear Gene Snitsky say the word "gallavanting".

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For those of you living under a rock, Gene Snitsky brought a doll baby to the ring tonight to taunt Lita, and then punted it into the crowd.

 

So far, I think Gene Snitsky has shown great potential to be a truly monster heel. All he needs to do is work on his promos, and he'll be gold. I can't wait until SS to see how Snitsky will go insane and do something psycho.

Dude also needs to work on his "backne" <_<

Steeeeeerrroooooooiiiids

In WWEland? Neeeever. :P

Guest Trivia247
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The thing is, with Snitsky where do you go from here?

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As requested by ChronoT and Downhome:

 

SnitskyBoot1.gif

Thanks be to you, Deon.

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