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Well, it's official now. Which TSM staff member will be reviewing this DVD/video? ;)

 

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2004_/arti.../1100650064.php

 

According to the PWTorch.com Newsletter, the X-Pac and Chyna sex tape has officially been sold to the distributor of the 'One Night In Paris' tape, which featured Paris Hilton's "sex tape debut."

 

Entitled "One Night In China," the promotion for the video will feature X-Pac in front of landmarks in China.

 

Because of the Paris Hilton tape, as well as the fact that Chyna will be appearing on the next season of VH1's "Surreal Life," the company is hoping to do strong sales.

 

Original reports in tabloids indicated that the film is pretty extreme and features the two engaging in various positions.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

Guest LooneyTune
Posted

Thanks, I just lost my appetite (pushes lunch away)...wait, it's back again (resumes eating).

Posted

Let me think.

Seeing Chyna nude is bad

Seeing X-Pac nude is horror

Seeing Chyna and X-Pace nude together is scary

Seeing them having sex....

 

So the question is as follows

Do I forever want to be driven away from sex thanks to the images my brain would be forever filled with?

 

The answer:

Keep this faces of deathish tape away from me.

Posted

Hey, if they can find people willing to buy videos of Nicole Bass "dominating" Kronus, they can find people to buy this monstrosity.

 

/not sure if it's Kronus, but it is one of the old XPW guys

//never looked at more than the cover of the video

Posted
I wonder who has the bigger penis.

LOOOOL

Laughing Out Out Out Out Loud?

 

You need some medicatation for that stuttering.

Maybe he's an opera singer and he's carrying the note.

 

 

 

But yeah.....who wants to hear Chyna moaning :wacko:

Guest LooneyTune
Posted

I hope, no, I pray to God that any view of X-Pacs genitalia (or is Chyna the owner of the dick?) is not visible, although the noises would still make me puke in my eggs and toasty.

Guest wolverine1007
Posted

I have a buddy who really enjoys adult moveis, and even he is turned off by the thought of Chyna and X-Pac in a sex tape.

 

Guess what he's getting for christmas

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted

Yeah, I'll skip this one if only to NOT see Waltman's X-Sac.

Posted
But yeah.....who wants to hear Chyna moaning :wacko:

Worst then that who wants to hear X-Pac moaning? :throwup:

Guest theanswer1824
Posted

i don't think chyna would be moaning, she'd be grunting.

Posted
Hey, if they can find people willing to buy videos of Nicole Bass "dominating" Kronus, they can find people to buy this monstrosity.

 

/not sure if it's Kronus, but it is one of the old XPW guys

//never looked at more than the cover of the video

That kind of thing ain't my bag baby, but I could understand the interest in seeing a freak of nature like Bass. Post surgery Chyna however is just good enough to get herself out of that freak of nature category. Now she's just another ugly ho that is the last person you'd ever want to see in a porn. Then you add a greasy piece of diarreah like Waltman to the equation and you've got a horror on your hands that would make Freddy and Jason cringe in fear.

Posted
I'm imagining that the moaning sounds produced by their arousal would be similar to those of a wookie and a howling monkey.

Funniest thing I've read all day

 

Actually, I think it would sound like a rhino anda very large dog

Guest LooneyTune
Posted

You're both wrong. It would be like a Stegasaurus mating with Elmer Fudd.

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