Downhome Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Well, it's official now. Which TSM staff member will be reviewing this DVD/video? http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2004_/arti.../1100650064.php According to the PWTorch.com Newsletter, the X-Pac and Chyna sex tape has officially been sold to the distributor of the 'One Night In Paris' tape, which featured Paris Hilton's "sex tape debut." Entitled "One Night In China," the promotion for the video will feature X-Pac in front of landmarks in China. Because of the Paris Hilton tape, as well as the fact that Chyna will be appearing on the next season of VH1's "Surreal Life," the company is hoping to do strong sales. Original reports in tabloids indicated that the film is pretty extreme and features the two engaging in various positions. Sincerely, ...Downhome...
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 I wonder who has the bigger penis.
Guest uyaljg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 I'll be picking this up. Chyna is some hot stuff, baby.
Slayer Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Who was Chyna's #1 fan here? Papacita
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Thanks, I just lost my appetite (pushes lunch away)...wait, it's back again (resumes eating).
MillenniumMan831 Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 The foreplay should be a hoot, but I ain't watching anything after that.
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 I'm so completely curious, and that sickens me.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Haha...she's going to be on the Surreal Life....
Precious Roy Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Oh man, I can't wait to see this! I bet McMahon's got his copy reserved already
Youth N Asia Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 How much you want to bet that he spin kicks her in the face after reciving oral.
2GOLD Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Let me think. Seeing Chyna nude is bad Seeing X-Pac nude is horror Seeing Chyna and X-Pace nude together is scary Seeing them having sex.... So the question is as follows Do I forever want to be driven away from sex thanks to the images my brain would be forever filled with? The answer: Keep this faces of deathish tape away from me.
nl5xsk1 Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Hey, if they can find people willing to buy videos of Nicole Bass "dominating" Kronus, they can find people to buy this monstrosity. /not sure if it's Kronus, but it is one of the old XPW guys //never looked at more than the cover of the video
iliketurtles Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I wonder who has the bigger penis. LOOOOL
Jobber of the Week Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I wonder who has the bigger penis. LOOOOL Laughing Out Out Out Out Loud? You need some medicatation for that stuttering.
Sideburnious Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I wonder who has the bigger penis. LOOOOL Laughing Out Out Out Out Loud? You need some medicatation for that stuttering. Maybe he's an opera singer and he's carrying the note. But yeah.....who wants to hear Chyna moaning
iliketurtles Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I wonder who has the bigger penis. LOOOOL Laughing Out Out Out Out Loud? You need some medicatation for that stuttering. LAUGHING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT LOUD. I think.
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I hope, no, I pray to God that any view of X-Pacs genitalia (or is Chyna the owner of the dick?) is not visible, although the noises would still make me puke in my eggs and toasty.
Guest wolverine1007 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 I have a buddy who really enjoys adult moveis, and even he is turned off by the thought of Chyna and X-Pac in a sex tape. Guess what he's getting for christmas
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 Yeah, I'll skip this one if only to NOT see Waltman's X-Sac.
tbondrage99 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 But yeah.....who wants to hear Chyna moaning Worst then that who wants to hear X-Pac moaning?
Guest theanswer1824 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Posted November 19, 2004 i don't think chyna would be moaning, she'd be grunting.
evilhomer Posted November 20, 2004 Report Posted November 20, 2004 Hey, if they can find people willing to buy videos of Nicole Bass "dominating" Kronus, they can find people to buy this monstrosity. /not sure if it's Kronus, but it is one of the old XPW guys //never looked at more than the cover of the video That kind of thing ain't my bag baby, but I could understand the interest in seeing a freak of nature like Bass. Post surgery Chyna however is just good enough to get herself out of that freak of nature category. Now she's just another ugly ho that is the last person you'd ever want to see in a porn. Then you add a greasy piece of diarreah like Waltman to the equation and you've got a horror on your hands that would make Freddy and Jason cringe in fear.
Gary Floyd Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 I'm imagining that the moaning sounds produced by their arousal would be similar to those of a wookie and a howling monkey. Funniest thing I've read all day Actually, I think it would sound like a rhino anda very large dog
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 You're both wrong. It would be like a Stegasaurus mating with Elmer Fudd.
Guest Phenom Posted November 22, 2004 Report Posted November 22, 2004 It takes 'Suck It' to a whole new level.
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