Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 So did anyone have any holiday blowouts? Any huge fights or yelling between family members? Unfortunately nothing happened over here. Everyone managed to keep their mouths shut. There obviously wasn't enough alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 If my family is having any, I'm not around to hear them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 I actually watched an entire football game and sat on the couch with my girlfriend. Any blowouts happened while we were sleeping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 No blowouts today. Of course, Thanksgiving was six weeks ago, but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 Me and my friends had a 6 way dance last night (fighting).........does that count? I mean, it is the biggest drinking night of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 I announced to the table I was gay. Nobody believed me, such complacency has my dry wit attained. Alas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2004 My future white trash sis-in-law no-showed the family dinner, so we all enjoyed ourselves. And let's add to this discussion blowouts while Xmas shopping. I had some moron bitch at Wal-Mart about "misleading advertising." I stuck around to understand what she was talking about, but I gave up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted November 26, 2004 My 15-year old cousin is going through the teenage angst phase now. So naturally she showed up and acted like a total bitch to my mom, who had been working on the dinner since 8am Thanksgiving morning, and was generally bitchy to the small amount of people who actually did show up. My aunt was so infuriated that she slapped the shit out of my cousin, and my grandma who's slightly senile stood bewildered and yelled "TE VAS A REPENTAR PARA ESTO, LUCIA!" ("You will repent for this, Lucy!") to my aunt which apparently brought on some laughter to the situation. I wasn't around to witness any of it since I was at work, and when I had gotten here my cousin was out on the balcony crying, apparently desperate for the attention she wasn't getting, and everyone was really quiet.. And I just ducked into the bedroom to kind of escape the social situation, not knowing what had happened earlier until my mom told me everything. Fun stuff. Lovely family I have, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 Yes, I've been through all of that with my various cousins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 If a fight happened, I didn't know about it since I passed out on the couch for most of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 27, 2004 We're all too drunk to fight. The horrible Nazi jokes (don't ask) and almost deaths via champagne corks of several people were kind of overlooked as we all sat around the table and downed about 8 bottles of wine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted November 27, 2004 How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving? The only blowups that i went through was my girlfriend's uncle yelling and kicking at a dog for stealing his plate. everyone else laughed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 The almost deaths via champagne corks of several people were kind of overlooked You had dinner in the Yankees clubhouse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving? Because, like normal people, most of us despise 90% of our family members. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 I find it's easier to ignore them and let the football game dull you into sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 28, 2004 How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving? Because, like normal people, most of us despise 90% of our family members. In all seriousness, my family gets along really well and we don't need the alcohol. We just like it. Most of us have the same dry type sense of humor and outlook on life, so we complement eachother nicely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 I wonder if the rest of the family uses "suckbag" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 28, 2004 I don't understand why so many people think I was the creator of Suckbag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 You popularized it, that's all. I wish we had a TSM Thanksgiving Feast. "Hey, suckbag, this stuffing is awful!" -Anglesault "Yeah well file this meal under tough shit!" -AMikeSC "What the hell is going on, anyway? Thanksgiving was in October" -half the board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "I hunted down my own turkey on the side of the road and ate it raw" - Agent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "Don't like the lumps in the mashed potatoes? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out." - IllustriousOne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "I love dark meat way more than white meat" - TSA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "I'd stay for dessert, but everyone in my frat house is having a thanksgiving party where we all dress up as Pilgrims and Indians and roll around together" -UsethesledgehammerUh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "Thanksgiving is ghey" - El Brujo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 For all of the old school posters around here... "HOBUH.. HOBAH.. HOBIH just FUCK OFF YOU AND YOUR SILLY TURKEY you EAT once a WEEK. The REST of INTERNET WE EAT HER EVERY DAY... EVERY NIGHT.... Till WE COME !!!!! FUCK YOU PUNK...... " - Undertaker69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "OMG, give me attention or I'll put gnomes on your lawn!" -CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 "Hey, everybody is an idiot except me." - IDRM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2004 "Ham is better than turkey because fewer people eat it" - Incandenza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2004 "I'm eating AliceInChainsChick for dinner! " -DJ Jeff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Ah, so the thread turned into a bunch of quotes. Oh well. Going back on topic, surprisingly enough, there has NEVER been a family blowout ever. Everytime the family gets together, everything is all happy, and perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
