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So did anyone have any holiday blowouts? Any huge fights or yelling between family members? Unfortunately nothing happened over here. Everyone managed to keep their mouths shut. There obviously wasn't enough alcohol.

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My future white trash sis-in-law no-showed the family dinner, so we all enjoyed ourselves.

 

And let's add to this discussion blowouts while Xmas shopping. I had some moron bitch at Wal-Mart about "misleading advertising." I stuck around to understand what she was talking about, but I gave up...

Guest Vitamin X
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My 15-year old cousin is going through the teenage angst phase now. So naturally she showed up and acted like a total bitch to my mom, who had been working on the dinner since 8am Thanksgiving morning, and was generally bitchy to the small amount of people who actually did show up. My aunt was so infuriated that she slapped the shit out of my cousin, and my grandma who's slightly senile stood bewildered and yelled "TE VAS A REPENTAR PARA ESTO, LUCIA!" ("You will repent for this, Lucy!") to my aunt which apparently brought on some laughter to the situation. I wasn't around to witness any of it since I was at work, and when I had gotten here my cousin was out on the balcony crying, apparently desperate for the attention she wasn't getting, and everyone was really quiet.. And I just ducked into the bedroom to kind of escape the social situation, not knowing what had happened earlier until my mom told me everything.

 

Fun stuff. Lovely family I have, really.

Guest Anglesault
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We're all too drunk to fight. The horrible Nazi jokes (don't ask) and almost deaths via champagne corks of several people were kind of overlooked as we all sat around the table and downed about 8 bottles of wine.

Guest The Shadow Behind You
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How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving?

 

The only blowups that i went through was my girlfriend's uncle yelling and kicking at a dog for stealing his plate. everyone else laughed.

Guest Anglesault
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How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving?

Because, like normal people, most of us despise 90% of our family members.

In all seriousness, my family gets along really well and we don't need the alcohol. We just like it.

 

Most of us have the same dry type sense of humor and outlook on life, so we complement eachother nicely.

Guest Anglesault
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I don't understand why so many people think I was the creator of Suckbag.

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"I'd stay for dessert, but everyone in my frat house is having a thanksgiving party where we all dress up as Pilgrims and Indians and roll around together" -UsethesledgehammerUh

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For all of the old school posters around here...

 

"HOBUH.. HOBAH.. HOBIH just FUCK OFF YOU AND YOUR SILLY TURKEY you EAT once a WEEK. The REST of INTERNET WE EAT HER EVERY DAY... EVERY NIGHT.... Till WE COME !!!!! FUCK YOU PUNK...... " - Undertaker69

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Ah, so the thread turned into a bunch of quotes. Oh well.

 

Going back on topic, surprisingly enough, there has NEVER been a family blowout ever. Everytime the family gets together, everything is all happy, and perfect.

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