Damaramu Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 So did anyone have any holiday blowouts? Any huge fights or yelling between family members? Unfortunately nothing happened over here. Everyone managed to keep their mouths shut. There obviously wasn't enough alcohol.
Slayer Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 If my family is having any, I'm not around to hear them
the max Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 I actually watched an entire football game and sat on the couch with my girlfriend. Any blowouts happened while we were sleeping.
CanadianChris Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 No blowouts today. Of course, Thanksgiving was six weeks ago, but still.
1234-5678 Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Me and my friends had a 6 way dance last night (fighting).........does that count? I mean, it is the biggest drinking night of the year.
Nighthawk Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 I announced to the table I was gay. Nobody believed me, such complacency has my dry wit attained. Alas!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 My future white trash sis-in-law no-showed the family dinner, so we all enjoyed ourselves. And let's add to this discussion blowouts while Xmas shopping. I had some moron bitch at Wal-Mart about "misleading advertising." I stuck around to understand what she was talking about, but I gave up...
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 My 15-year old cousin is going through the teenage angst phase now. So naturally she showed up and acted like a total bitch to my mom, who had been working on the dinner since 8am Thanksgiving morning, and was generally bitchy to the small amount of people who actually did show up. My aunt was so infuriated that she slapped the shit out of my cousin, and my grandma who's slightly senile stood bewildered and yelled "TE VAS A REPENTAR PARA ESTO, LUCIA!" ("You will repent for this, Lucy!") to my aunt which apparently brought on some laughter to the situation. I wasn't around to witness any of it since I was at work, and when I had gotten here my cousin was out on the balcony crying, apparently desperate for the attention she wasn't getting, and everyone was really quiet.. And I just ducked into the bedroom to kind of escape the social situation, not knowing what had happened earlier until my mom told me everything. Fun stuff. Lovely family I have, really.
the max Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 Yes, I've been through all of that with my various cousins.
Mole Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 If a fight happened, I didn't know about it since I passed out on the couch for most of the time.
Guest Anglesault Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 We're all too drunk to fight. The horrible Nazi jokes (don't ask) and almost deaths via champagne corks of several people were kind of overlooked as we all sat around the table and downed about 8 bottles of wine.
Guest The Shadow Behind You Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving? The only blowups that i went through was my girlfriend's uncle yelling and kicking at a dog for stealing his plate. everyone else laughed.
The Czech Republic Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 The almost deaths via champagne corks of several people were kind of overlooked You had dinner in the Yankees clubhouse?
1234-5678 Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving? Because, like normal people, most of us despise 90% of our family members.
the max Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 I find it's easier to ignore them and let the football game dull you into sleep.
Guest Anglesault Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 How is you people need alcohol to survive thanksgiving? Because, like normal people, most of us despise 90% of our family members. In all seriousness, my family gets along really well and we don't need the alcohol. We just like it. Most of us have the same dry type sense of humor and outlook on life, so we complement eachother nicely.
The Czech Republic Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 I wonder if the rest of the family uses "suckbag"
Guest Anglesault Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 I don't understand why so many people think I was the creator of Suckbag.
The Czech Republic Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 You popularized it, that's all. I wish we had a TSM Thanksgiving Feast. "Hey, suckbag, this stuffing is awful!" -Anglesault "Yeah well file this meal under tough shit!" -AMikeSC "What the hell is going on, anyway? Thanksgiving was in October" -half the board
Slayer Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 "I hunted down my own turkey on the side of the road and ate it raw" - Agent
the max Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 "Don't like the lumps in the mashed potatoes? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out." - IllustriousOne
Slayer Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 "I love dark meat way more than white meat" - TSA
the max Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 "I'd stay for dessert, but everyone in my frat house is having a thanksgiving party where we all dress up as Pilgrims and Indians and roll around together" -UsethesledgehammerUh
BX Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 For all of the old school posters around here... "HOBUH.. HOBAH.. HOBIH just FUCK OFF YOU AND YOUR SILLY TURKEY you EAT once a WEEK. The REST of INTERNET WE EAT HER EVERY DAY... EVERY NIGHT.... Till WE COME !!!!! FUCK YOU PUNK...... " - Undertaker69
the max Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 "OMG, give me attention or I'll put gnomes on your lawn!" -CWM
Nighthawk Posted November 28, 2004 Report Posted November 28, 2004 "Hey, everybody is an idiot except me." - IDRM
Slayer Posted November 29, 2004 Report Posted November 29, 2004 "Ham is better than turkey because fewer people eat it" - Incandenza
The Czech Republic Posted November 29, 2004 Report Posted November 29, 2004 "I'm eating AliceInChainsChick for dinner! " -DJ Jeff
Eclipse Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 Ah, so the thread turned into a bunch of quotes. Oh well. Going back on topic, surprisingly enough, there has NEVER been a family blowout ever. Everytime the family gets together, everything is all happy, and perfect.
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