Don't trust the McRib.......

[NoCalMike 0]

So anyways, when I was a kid, I couldn't get enough of the McRib, and there were ads all over TV about it being back. So it is late on saturday night, and no one feels like cooking so me and my gf head to McDonalds, and get McRib meals. As we ate them, everything seemed fine, however within about 30mins, something didn't feel right in the stomach, and needless to say we traded trips to the bathroom all throughout the night. Today at the sportsbar I couldn't eat or drink anything out of fear of throwing up. When I am not shitting the poison out of my ass, I am letting out these NASTY BELCHES that leave the aftertaste of a pickle/onion combo, which in itself is almost enough to make me puke. This is the last time I ever mess with the McRib.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

It's made with human rib, don't you know.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

I wise man once told me to never trust McDonald's to prepare anything more complicated than chicken.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why can't they just have the McRib around all the time if they bring it back every year.

[1234-5678 0]

It's their tastiest sandwich next to the McChicken. I love it and will eat it whenever, regardless of the consequences.........much like the girls I meet at the bar.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Simple, stupid. If it was around all the time then people would be getting sick constantly and drawing attention to it. If it's put out for a limited time then cases like poor Mike's are more isolated.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I never got sick from it.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Not physically, you mean.

[alfdogg 0]

I wise man once told me to never trust McDonald's to prepare anything more complicated than chicken.

Funny thing about that is, it's actually *not* more complicated than chicken. It's cooked the same way their burgers are. And if you can't cook one of those burgers right, you're pretty hopeless.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Sometimes when you go late-night to a fast-food place, the food may be, well, less in its usual high-quality standards. Just a warning...

[Nighthawk 0]

But sometimes it's better, so you gotta know when to hold em and know when to fold em.

[teke184 0]

Fact- McDonalds was once sued by someone claiming they'd gotten HIV from a McRib.

 

 

I'm not sure if that one got laughed out of court or not, though.

[MrRant 0]

Do not speak ill of the McRib.

[NoCalMike 0]

Well the thing is, I never got sick from the McRib as a child. I wonder if it was just undercooked or something.....

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I haven't eaten greasy fast food in over 3 years. I feel much better for it.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I just watched "Super Size Me" about 5 minutes ago and...while not the McRib..those fries that didn't decompose after 10 weeks have shunned me away from all fast food fries from now on..

[Guest Fook]

Things like this are the reason I haven't touched McDonald's food in years.

[NoCalMike 0]

Things like this are the reason I haven't touched McDonald's food in years.

I think that is maybe too why my system rejected it or something. While I am not claiming to be any type of health food aficionado, i don't really eat fast food much at all. Maybe my system was shocked by my choice.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Perhaps. I went without fast food for a time years ago, then threw up after eating some McNuggets. I vowed never to let that happen again...

[2GOLD 0]

Perhaps. I went without fast food for a time years ago, then threw up after eating some McNuggets. I vowed never to let that happen again...

 

Started putting duck tape over your mouth to prevent the chicken goodness from leaving huh?

 

I hear ya man.

[Art Sandusky 0]

DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHICKEN SELECTS BRO HEY BRO I SAID TO LAY UP OFF OF MY CHICKEN SELECTS

[MrRant 0]

The Chicken Selects leave a lot to be desired.

[Ted the Poster 0]

They're like the chicken strips from Arby's. All breadding and barely any meat.

 

McNuggets > Selects.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Do you and your girlfriend both wash your hands after you poop? If so, someone at McDonalds didn't. That disgusting fucking swine, or you disgusting fucking swine, whichever the case may be.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You know, if you look hard, you'll find a lot of Agent Of Oblivion posts dealing with post-bowel movement hygiene.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Probably because it's what could prevent at least 80% of all illnesses during cold and flu season, which we're about to be in the throes of, but no, people are gross. Do you realize that NoCal just ate someone's shit? Someone's DISEASED shit.

[The Czech Republic 0]

More people need your hand-washing awareness. I see people come out of the stalls and not wash their hands in the bathroom here in the dorm...should I say something? I mean, I don't wanna be like "hey wash your hands, you just took a shit," but I know that one of the guys down the hall makes my food. Dilemma.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

You don't say anything, you're just as bad.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I don't even go into public restrooms. People like to get crap everywhere and spill their juices on the tile.

[Guest Smues]

Was probably undercooked or something. The McRib in general should still be good. One time I was at McDonalds talking to a friend who worked there who was on break, and someone at the table next to us went and complained about her burger. It was completely pink on the inside, I mean it just was disgustingly pink, like it wasn't cooked at all. The funny part was she didn't notice until she was half done with it because she was stoned.