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Police: Woman hit teens after golf ball struck car

 

Tuesday, December 7, 2004 Posted: 8:07 AM EST (1307 GMT) ST. AUGUSTINE, Florida (AP) -- A woman ran over two teenage brothers after they accidentally hit her sport utility vehicle with a golf ball they were bouncing in a parking lot, officials said. One of the boys suffered life-threatening injuries.

 

The 14- and 16-year-old boys were bouncing the golf ball in a shopping center parking lot Sunday afternoon when it went astray and struck the SUV driven by 47-year-old Kathy Feaganes Allen, sheriff's Deputy Greg Suchy said.

 

No damage was done, and the boys apologized and began to walk away, Suchy said. Allen started to drive away, but suddenly made a U-turn, ran over a median and struck the teens before knocking over a light pole, Suchy said.

 

"I tried to run. I blacked out. I woke up bleeding," Justin Marshman, 16, told The Florida Times-Union.

 

She then allegedly went after a third brother, but did not hit him. A witness said that after the SUV came to rest, Allen got out of the car and smoked a cigarette with the boys lying on the ground in pain.

 

"She charged them. This was the most deliberate act," witness Russell McPhee said. "After she ran them down, she got out of the car and lit a cigarette like a movie star."

 

Isiah Grayer, 14, was in critical condition Monday. Justin Marshman, his stepbrother, was treated for non-life threatening injuries.

 

Brent Woolbright of the St. Johns County Public Defender's Office said he was assigned Allen's case Monday and was trying to get all the facts.

 

"I talked to her, and her story is a little different that what was reported," he said.

 

Allen told the court she has mental problems. A judge ordered her held without bail Monday on three counts of attempted murder.

Guest The Shadow Behind You
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teaches them to bounce a golf ball. Next time use a baseball and go randy johnson on her ass.

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Should have thrown the golf ball through her windshield and struck her in the face.

 

Also, Florida is nuts. We really need to cut our losses with that state and trade it for Cuba or the Virgin Islands or...Brazil.

 

The US needs Carnivale.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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I don't know if anything will beat the guy who had a lion and an alligator crammed into a tiny little apartment in New York.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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How about a phony doctor working in an abandoned hotel castrating people, or a 17 year old girl killing her mother, sister, and unborn niece in an arson fire, or someone killed with a crossbow? That's my hometown. Nothing on the volume of a major or slightly major city, but once every couple years, we'll just get some sick fucker..

 

This is a pretty good one though. Snappin' bitch.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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phony doctor working in an abandoned hotel castrating people

 

wtf?

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"She charged them. This was the most deliberate act," witness Russell McPhee said. "After she ran them down, she got out of the car and lit a cigarette like a movie star."

 

Can someone explain to me how a movie star lights up a cigarette?

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"She charged them. This was the most deliberate act," witness Russell McPhee said. "After she ran them down, she got out of the car and lit a cigarette like a movie star."

 

Can someone explain to me how a movie star lights up a cigarette?

0_o

 

I had to read that twice and go back up to the top and read that again. That my friends... is fucked up.

 

ROAD RAGE! ROAD RAGE! MARGE SIMPSON ROAD RAGE!

Guest Failed Mascot
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If this woman was in the age group of 16-24 then you know people would be blaming the Grand Theft Auto series. Since she's older though we'll just say she immitated Pac-Man and thought the golf ball was a power pill and the children were Ghosties.

 

Ban the Pac!

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Also, Florida is nuts. We really need to cut our losses with that state and trade it for Cuba or the Virgin Islands or...Brazil.

I'll trade you one Quebec for Florida.

 

How's that sound?

 

On the topic at hand: People like her are why I seriously think my klutzness will eventually get me killed.

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