The Laker Soap Opera continues...

[Guest Smues]

Kobe and 'nessa are made for one another. The only thing larger than Kobe's wallet and Vanessa's tits are their insecurities.

And her 4 million dollar 'I slept around, here's your payoff' ring.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Vanessa's hot.

[nogoodnick 0]

Theres a song on the new Nas album where he spends a verse talking about how much of a bitch Kobe is.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I, too, have been known to hunt for little Mexican girls. Perhaps you could call me a "conquistador," if you will. I've found they're all pink on the inside.

[alfdogg 0]

I wonder what pinnacleofallthingsmanly has to say about this.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

You can't write this shit.

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1944994

ESPN.com news services

 

The Kobe Bryant-Karl Malone feud has turned personal, with Bryant accusing Malone of making a pass at his wife at a game.

 

Rob Pelinka, the agent for Bryant, told ESPN.com Sunday night that Malone made "several inappropriate comments" to Bryant's wife, Vanessa, on Nov. 23 at a Los Angeles Lakers home game against the Milwaukee Bucks.

 

"Kobe and Karl had a true friendship, much more than teammates," said Pelinka. "Their wives are quite friendly as well. Kobe has told me that he feels very hurt and betrayed by what has happened."

 

Bryant said to reporters before Sunday night's game against Orlando, "The comments that [Malone] said, I don't know any man in this room that wouldn't be upset about that. The past month, myself, my wife, [Malone's wife] Kaye, we've had fun together. We've been out to their house, just joking around, giving each other a hard time, just clowning, being sarcastic with one another, baby-sitting kids and all that."

 

Asked if there could have been a misunderstanding, Bryant said, "What he said is what he said. I believe in my heart that it wasn't a misunderstanding. My wife wasn't going to stand for it. She felt uncomfortable being around him to the point that she felt she had to call his wife and tell her."

 

Bryant said Malone didn't deny making the comments and told him during their phone conversation, "Aw, you know, I'm sorry if I said anything that was out of line."

 

Bryant added, "He was like a mentor, like a brother to me, so when something like that happens, you're upset, you're hurt."

 

Malone could not be reached for comment. Malone's agent, Dwight Manley, told the Los Angeles Times on Sunday that Malone was asked by Vanessa Bryant, "Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?" in reference to Malone wearing a cowboy hat and boots.

 

"She said it twice," Manley said, "and Karl answered, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.'"

 

Pelinka, who works for SFX and has been Bryant's agent for four years, said he was told what transpired last month by Kobe and Vanessa Bryant.

 

"Karl and his son were at the game sitting in the front row," Pelinka said. "Vanessa was on the cell phone talking to Karl's wife, Kaye, and Vanessa said that her son looked bored. Kaye told her to call Karl to have her son join her in her seats. Kaye gave Vanessa Karl's cell number and she called him. When she called, Karl's response was, 'Why don't you come over here and sit next to me and give me a big hug?' Vanessa said, 'Why? For what?' And Karl replied, 'If you do that it will be on the cover of every magazine in the country.'

 

"Vanessa didn't know what to say because this was the first time she had ever spoken to Malone without Kobe or Kaye being around. Karl continued. 'Do you like me?' Malone asked her, to which Vanessa said, 'As my friend, Kaye's husband,'" Pelinka said.

 

"From there Malone asked Vanessa if she could keep a secret, and that he would like to tell her something. At which point Vanessa told him she was a married woman and he was a married man who was old enough to be her father. To which Malone replied, 'Oh, like your daddy?' At that point she told me she ended the conversation," Pelinka said.

 

In the second half of the game, Malone sent his son to sit with the Bryants.

 

"Vanessa told me that she just was very uncomfortable at halftime and that Karl was acting and saying weird things." said Pelinka. "When the game ended, Vanessa walked Malone's son back to Karl. She told me that she asked Malone why he was wearing that (cowboy) hat. His response was, 'I'm hunting for young Mexican girls.' At which point Vanessa just walked away."

 

On the car ride home, Vanessa Bryant told Kobe what had happened. Vanessa decided to call Kaye Malone and tell her about the way her husband had spoken to her. After they hung up, Kobe Bryant called Karl Malone on his cell phone.

 

"Kobe told me that Karl just listened and didn't deny any of it. Kobe said Karl's only reply was, 'You know me, man.' To which Kobe told him, 'That's right, I do know you -- and stay away from my wife,'" said Pelinka. "The next day, with all four of them on the phone, Karl denied it. At that point the Bryants knew that there was nothing left to talk about since they knew Karl wasn't telling the truth. Vanessa told me that she told Kaye that she wanted her to know 'just exactly what your husband did and you do what you want with the information.'"

 

Last week Bryant said in a radio interview on XTRA that it was his intuition that Malone would retire. That comment led Malone to reply that he did not want to be a distraction to the Lakers and blamed Bryant for the rift.

 

According to Bryant, Malone told him before the season started that he was going to retire and spend more time with his family. Bryant said that Malone asked him not to speak publicly about his decision. Malone has been recovering from knee surgery and had told the Lakers that if he was going to return to play it would be with them.

 

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

 

Karl probably figured Kobe's wife wanted ta get back at him for the Colorodo incident and saw an opening!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Are you stupid. This is the same information.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I know this thread is about to get closed since there's already a thread on this with the same info but I'm pretty Sure Vanessa has already gotten back at Kobe.

 

She has the mother of all "get free dick" cards in her hands and I'm pretty sure the bitch has and will continue to cash it in.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh, she's Latina. (had no idea until I did an image search to see what she looks like and saw her donning a "Latina" shirt)

 

Well shit, that Malone remark isn't nearly as funny now.

[Sass 0]

Consider the other thread started merged with this one. I apologize for going over your back on this one Al.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Kobe's such a spoiled brat. He's the best player in the game

I'd take Kevin Garnett over him as "Best Player". Kobe is a bitch though and I couldn't see somebody more deserving of a massive beatdown. Maybe the next time he cheats he'll run into one of Jose Lima's ex-girlfriends.

 

I'd fuck Vanessa if she douched herself with disinfective first.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's all moot, as LeBron is going to be absolutely nasty within three years.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Garnett is still young, all things considered. I agree partially though. In 3 years LeBron will own the league but Kevin Garnett, Dwayne Wade and Carmello Anthony will be pretty close as well.

[Precious Roy 0]

It's all moot, as LeBron is going to be absolutely nasty within three years.

LeBron is better than him right now, fuck this "3 years" shit.

[Guest El Satanico]

That's probably like saying "my boys" or something. Ghetto-athlete speak or something.

ghetto? Kobe? hilarious

 

Isn't Kobe from a well off middle class family

[Black Lushus 0]

I was gonna ask that also...i remember Jim Rome dogging on him once because someone questioned Kobe's "street cred"...as in, he's never had any...

[Precious Roy 0]

His dad was a pro player, Joe "Jellybean" Bryant. Kobe lived in Italy for several years as a child while his dad played there, also spent time in France, and grew up very much middle-->upper middle class.

 

So no, he's not "ghetto" and he has no "street cred"

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Hence the reason why Philly fans never liked Kobe. despite that he was born just outside Philadelphia.

[2GOLD 0]

'Do you like me?' Malone asked her, to which Vanessa said, 'As my friend, Kaye's husband."

 

 

Wow, that is an ultra bull story right there.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

'Do you like me?' Malone asked her, to which Vanessa said, 'As my friend, Kaye's husband."

 

 

Wow, that is an ultra bull story right there.

Yeah that's some serious bullshit. I'm sure he was joking around, like friends do.. That uppity bitch thought he was hitting on her and went all psycho.

 

HE EVEN APOLOGIZED TO KOBE IF SHE TOOK OFFENSE. That should have been the end of it. But noooooo someone has to act all drama queen about it and get "upset".

 

I know that if I had that EXACT same conversation with any of my friend's wives not only would the women go along with it, but my friends would laugh too. What a joke...

[Precious Roy 0]

I know that if I had that EXACT same conversation with any of my friend's wives not only would the women go along with it, but my friends would laugh too. What a joke...

 

That's the rub here, it's obvious that Vanessa Bryant didn't consider Malone a friend so much as an acquantence, or simply another one of her status symbols along with Kobe and his diamond rings and tatoos. He wasn't a friend to her, just another part of her massive power trip. A friend wouldn't have any reason to feel threatened by those comments, plus it sounds like she embelleshed her story to make Malone sound as bad as possible.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You know, I don't think there'd be any way I would have been able to tell anyone, if I were in Karl Malone's situation, "I'm hunting for little Mexican girls" to Vanessa, who is obviously Mexican. I don't think there's any excuse for that, and I don't see it as how it's really so funny as much as it is a rude comment.

 

But don't let me interrupt the chorus of "OMG KOBE IS A BITCH AND VANESSAS A SLUT TOO"...

[ant_7000 0]

I was gonna ask that also...i remember Jim Rome dogging on him once because someone questioned Kobe's "street cred"...as in, he's never had any...

Kobe thought he had street cred when he played at the Rucker for one summer.

[UZI Suicide 0]

"From there Malone asked Vanessa if she could keep a secret, and that he would like to tell her something. At which point Vanessa told him she was a married woman and he was a married man who was old enough to be her father. To which Malone replied, 'Oh, like your daddy?' At that point she told me she ended the conversation," Pelinka said.

 

 

 

 

Karl Malone like little pink mexican taco.

[2GOLD 0]

I'm saying I think the whole story is bull. The way she talks, she was an innocent woman and the big evil Karl Malone walked up and started making advances on her.

 

I don't believe her. I don't believe Karl. I don't believe any of them.

[CanadianChris 0]

The only thing I believe about this whole thing is that Kobe is more pussy-whipped than Doug Christie.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey, if you're like me and tired as fuck of reading it, let's try this.

 

Rob Pelinka, the agent for Bryant, told ESPN.com Sunday night that Stockton made "several inappropriate comments" to Bryant's wife, Vanessa, on Nov. 23 at a Los Angeles Lakers home game against the Milwaukee Bucks.

 

"Kobe and John had a true friendship, much more than teammates," said Pelinka. "Their wives are quite friendly as well. Kobe has told me that he feels very hurt and betrayed by what has happened."

 

Bryant said to reporters before Sunday night's game against Orlando, "The comments that [stockton] said, I don't know any man in this room that wouldn't be upset about that. The past month, myself, my wife, [stockton's wife] Kaye, we've had fun together. We've been out to their house, just joking around, giving each other a hard time, just clowning, being sarcastic with one another, baby-sitting kids and all that."

 

Asked if there could have been a misunderstanding, Bryant said, "What he said is what he said. I believe in my heart that it wasn't a misunderstanding. My wife wasn't going to stand for it. She felt uncomfortable being around him to the point that she felt she had to call his wife and tell her."

 

Bryant said Stockton didn't deny making the comments and told him during their phone conversation, "Aw, you know, I'm sorry if I said anything that was out of line."

 

Bryant added, "He was like a mentor, like a brother to me, so when something like that happens, you're upset, you're hurt."

 

Stockton could not be reached for comment. Stokcton's agent, Dwight Manley, told the Los Angeles Times on Sunday that Stockton was asked by Vanessa Bryant, "Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?" in reference to Stockton wearing a cowboy hat and boots.

 

"She said it twice," Manley said, "and John answered, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.'"

 

Pelinka, who works for SFX and has been Bryant's agent for four years, said he was told what transpired last month by Kobe and Vanessa Bryant.

 

"John and his son were at the game sitting in the front row," Pelinka said. "Vanessa was on the cell phone talking to John's wife, Kaye, and Vanessa said that her son looked bored. Kaye told her to call John to have her son join her in her seats. Kaye gave Vanessa John's cell number and she called him. When she called, John's response was, 'Why don't you come over here and sit next to me and give me a big hug?' Vanessa said, 'Why? For what?' And John replied, 'If you do that it will be on the cover of every magazine in the country.'

 

"Vanessa didn't know what to say because this was the first time she had ever spoken to Stockton without Kobe or Kaye being around. John continued. 'Do you like me?' Stockton asked her, to which Vanessa said, 'As my friend, Kaye's husband,'" Pelinka said.

 

"From there Stockton asked Vanessa if she could keep a secret, and that he would like to tell her something. At which point Vanessa told him she was a married woman and he was a married man who was old enough to be her father. To which Stockton replied, 'Oh, like your daddy?' At that point she told me she ended the conversation," Pelinka said.

 

[Sass 0]

You know, I don't think there'd be any way I would have been able to tell anyone, if I were in Karl Malone's situation, "I'm hunting for little Mexican girls" to Vanessa, who is obviously Mexican. I don't think there's any excuse for that, and I don't see it as how it's really so funny as much as it is a rude comment.

 

But don't let me interrupt the chorus of "OMG KOBE IS A BITCH AND VANESSAS A SLUT TOO"...

It sounded like Vanessa was hitting on Karl or just flirting with him in a friendly manner. Karl sounded like he was kidding with a kidder who apparently couldn't take such an absurd response in stride once he gave her one.

 

Like I said before, both Kobe and Vanessa's insecurities appear to be larger than the Staples Center. They need to seek professional help. Kobe's been spoon fed his entire life with no one around to tell him "no" or bring him down to reality. The brother is in his own world.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You know, I don't think there'd be any way I would have been able to tell anyone, if I were in Karl Malone's situation, "I'm hunting for little Mexican girls" to Vanessa, who is obviously Mexican. I don't think there's any excuse for that, and I don't see it as how it's really so funny as much as it is a rude comment.

It was funny to me because I didn't know she was Mexican. It just sounded so staggeringly insane. After I found out she was Mexican, just a really bad come-on.

[The Czech Republic 0]

1) I thought Vanessa was one of those half-Mexican part-Filapina/black/Italian/Jewish girls.

 

2) I know a girl who kids and can't be kidded back to.