Which way you would prefer to die?

[Guest Vitamin X]

I don't know if this has been done before, but I'm curious to know what way everyone here would like to go out. Note that passing in your sleep at home is not a bad thing at all, and quite common. But I personally would prefer to die of an alcohol or drug overdose, when I've reached an age I've decided that there's nothing else for me to do in life, or accomplish. It seems fitting, since at least I would die doing something that would bring me great pleasure but in complete and utter excess and would be an inherently pleasant death as a result.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Heart-Attack while fucking my girlfriend in her parent's bed.

[1234-5678 0]

Cancer in my late 20s/early 30s.

[Ted the Poster 0]

You're dying from Cirrhosis and you know it.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

I want to be shot while I'm sitting on the toilet and still be sitting on it at the funeral while everyone's partying. Or pass out during sex for whatever reason and get killed and eaten.

[Nighthawk 0]

I want to put out two albums and then get killed but nobody ever finds my body.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I want to be hooked up to tubes and suck as much money out of the Medicare/Social Security system as possible -- might as well take out what I put into it...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

After receiving a death threat from someone on this board.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Eatin' alive by a pack of zombies.

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

Mafia hit.

[Red Baron 0]

Fall out of a bus, and the bus squishes me.

[Guest Fook]

Skydive without a chute

[Guest T®ITEC]

Accident while modeling for insex.com. I want to die happy and horny.

[1234-5678 0]

You're dying from Cirrhosis and you know it.

Yeah right. If cirrhosis could kill you, I doubt so many people would drink.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

stabbed in the face while defending my girlfriend's honor...

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Accident while modeling for insex.com. I want to die happy and horny.

we can combine deaths

[Highland 0]

That was good for a laugh.

 

Shot while doing a jig on your graves.

[The Mandarin 0]

Stabbed by a Native American over a money dispute.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Accident while modeling for insex.com. I want to die happy and horny.

I always thought it would be funny if the BangBus.com bus crashed.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I know that I would love to see that accident. And I guess Failed Mascot and I could combine deaths... if he ties me up and tortures me on my parent's bed. I'd be okay with that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Spontaneous human combustion. Easy.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Snuff Film.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I'd like to be jacking off on my bed and have my father break into my room at the point of climax and chop my head off with an axe

[muzz 0]

Old age.

 

Wait, that's not cool at all. Darn.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Food poisoning

[Guest xSarahx]

Death by candy cane. Awesome.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Monkey attack.

[1234-5678 0]

stabbed in the face while defending my girlfriend's honor...

Then you wouldn't have an open casket, and no access to the corpse for the aforementioned female to jump on while sobbing hysterically.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Spontaneous human combustion. Easy.

In The Vatican, during a televised papal statement.

[Internet Warfare 0]

decapitation after taking a big boot from Gene Sninski.