Guest Vitamin X Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 I don't know if this has been done before, but I'm curious to know what way everyone here would like to go out. Note that passing in your sleep at home is not a bad thing at all, and quite common. But I personally would prefer to die of an alcohol or drug overdose, when I've reached an age I've decided that there's nothing else for me to do in life, or accomplish. It seems fitting, since at least I would die doing something that would bring me great pleasure but in complete and utter excess and would be an inherently pleasant death as a result.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 Heart-Attack while fucking my girlfriend in her parent's bed.
Ted the Poster Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 You're dying from Cirrhosis and you know it.
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 I want to be shot while I'm sitting on the toilet and still be sitting on it at the funeral while everyone's partying. Or pass out during sex for whatever reason and get killed and eaten.
Nighthawk Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 I want to put out two albums and then get killed but nobody ever finds my body.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 I want to be hooked up to tubes and suck as much money out of the Medicare/Social Security system as possible -- might as well take out what I put into it...
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 After receiving a death threat from someone on this board.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 Eatin' alive by a pack of zombies.
Red Baron Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 Fall out of a bus, and the bus squishes me.
Guest T®ITEC Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 Accident while modeling for insex.com. I want to die happy and horny.
1234-5678 Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 You're dying from Cirrhosis and you know it. Yeah right. If cirrhosis could kill you, I doubt so many people would drink.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 stabbed in the face while defending my girlfriend's honor...
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 Accident while modeling for insex.com. I want to die happy and horny. we can combine deaths
Highland Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 That was good for a laugh. Â Shot while doing a jig on your graves.
The Mandarin Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 Stabbed by a Native American over a money dispute.
GreatWhiteNope Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 Accident while modeling for insex.com. I want to die happy and horny. I always thought it would be funny if the BangBus.com bus crashed.
Guest T®ITEC Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 I know that I would love to see that accident. And I guess Failed Mascot and I could combine deaths... if he ties me up and tortures me on my parent's bed. I'd be okay with that.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 Spontaneous human combustion. Easy.
Youth N Asia Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 I'd like to be jacking off on my bed and have my father break into my room at the point of climax and chop my head off with an axe
muzz Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 Old age. Â Wait, that's not cool at all. Darn.
1234-5678 Posted December 18, 2004 Report Posted December 18, 2004 stabbed in the face while defending my girlfriend's honor... Then you wouldn't have an open casket, and no access to the corpse for the aforementioned female to jump on while sobbing hysterically.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Spontaneous human combustion. Easy. In The Vatican, during a televised papal statement.
Internet Warfare Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 decapitation after taking a big boot from Gene Sninski.
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