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Guest Agent of Oblivion

What do you mean it didn't work? Did you buy some bunk Tussin'? It has to have the ingredient Dextromethorphan, which should be listed on the back. Did you buy the wrong shit?

 

If that didn't work, eat a whole box of Coricidin (exceptionally bad for you), or most of a tube of Dramamine. Hell, eat both.

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That should be his custom title so that from now on he can just post a <---. That'd be easier typing for all the junkies of the board. Fucking scenesters.

Holy shit I will so kill you for that.

Oh no, are you gonna have Chairy and Jambi attack me?

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It's just tiring to come up with a new insult for you, since most of the good ones have already been said before. The Minogue obsession, the Peewee thing, the raving- they've all been done to death.

 

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C'mon Kotz, give up some new material.

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What do you mean it didn't work? Did you buy some bunk Tussin'? It has to have the ingredient Dextromethorphan, which should be listed on the back. Did you buy the wrong shit?

 

If that didn't work, eat a whole box of Coricidin (exceptionally bad for you), or most of a tube of Dramamine. Hell, eat both.

Yeah, Maximum strength, with Dextromethrophan as the only active ingredient. I drank the whole bottle and felt no affect. I do have a notoriously high tolerance to most things, though generally not enough to completely negate it.

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Try chugging the entire bottle at once next time, I guess, and maybe have a 2nd bottle onhand just in case the 1st one ain't enough.

 

The stuff does work. I once had a friend get so spaced out while robotripping he started arguing with the ceiling fan.

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I've got more in my system now, though this is a different kind with DXM plus something else, which I had laying around for it's intended purpose. Last night I had one of those bacon ranch whatevers from Burger King right before, so this time I haven't eaten since breakfast. I have to work tomorrow too, so we'll see.

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Alright, got my max-strength Tussin, got a couple of horror movies to watch during the experience, I'll report back on whether this shit actually does anything or not.

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Well, there is a mild buzz, I'm making more typos than usual, but this Tussin ain't doing anything that alcohol can't achieve. I downed the whole bottle, watched The Village, and still correctly predicted BOTH of the major plot twists, so I guess I need to try again at some point, but with two bottles of this stuff.

 

EDIT: however, I am not what you would call "sober", so if you're ever in a fix where you need to be in a slightly altered state and don't have anything else to achieve it with, this stuff will work in a tame sort of way. I've started drinking to see if that helps any.

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Guest Failed Mascot

One of you are going to die on a Robo OD and it will be the greatest documented death since that really fat woman who's skin actually graffed itself to the sofa she had been sitting on for over 17 years and died on.

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One of you are going to die on a Robo OD and it will be the greatest documented death since that really fat woman who's skin actually graffed itself to the sofa she had been sitting on for over 17 years and died on.

do you have a link for this?

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Ok, I've got something going now. I feel like I might throw up but if I do I hope it doesn't kill the buzz because I'm digging it. I don't think I'm typoing but I have to look at the keyboard.

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I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the fucking show! Claus Vanbulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!" I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing shit ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q! I love that fucking Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"

 

I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q!

 

NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!"

- Dennis Leary

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Ok, I've got something going now. I feel like I might throw up but if I do I hope it doesn't kill the buzz because I'm digging it. I don't think I'm typoing but I have to look at the keyboard.

:lol:

 

Awesome. Get on AIM!

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::hurl::

 

I just found out something important: if yer gonna chug the Tussin, stick to the maximum strength kind that has ONLY DXM for an active ingredient. I tried messing with the "DM" variety tonight that also has an expectorant, and let's just say that my stomach has been giving me the finger for the past couple hours.

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Man, that's what I drank last night and I didn't feel shit. Course I always won the iron gut contests at camp, so I'm stronger than most. I was almost there tonight, but I came back down without progressing too far. I know something will happen now, so I'll up the dose. I'm getting really fucking determined to get fucked up on it.

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And since Kotzy wants to talk to me so bad while it's happening, I'll try to remember him. Hey, pm me your phone number and I'll call you as soon as I'm good and wasted.

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Hell, chug what ya got and get on AIM, I'll crack open this spare wine bottle and we'll all have random oh-so-HIlarious internet convos that'll probably be used for blackmail material later.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I've sparked a phenomenon.

 

It sounds like IDRM and Jingus were both at first plateau. Did you feel like you had eaten fake/weak ecstasy?

 

Look for Dexalone. It comes in strange green capsules. Might be more potent.

 

Whatever you do, don't fuck up and accidentally go 4th plateau, or there's a good chance you might not come back completely..

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Maybe a little bit, yeah. You know, maybe they've lowered the potency of the tussin formula, seeing as how all the hip young kids are into abusing it. DJ Screw died from this, you know.

 

While on the subject of legal drugs, I'll mention that a while back I tried getting high off of nutmeg. It worked, but it wasn't worth it at all. It was so tame that I've found it a good recommendation for young children who want to experiment with drugs but have too sheltered an upbringing to know any dealers and are too fragile to sniff glue.

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