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Christina Applegate is hotter than Cameron Diaz.

 

I just watched "The Sweetest Thing", and she's much hotter than Diaz, if you think Diaz is hotter, you need to get your balls removed. Diaz has a mouth thats too fucking huge, with a fuck load of teeth. She might bite off my penis, if I stuck it in there.

 

Diaz looks like a retard when she smiles, I wouldn't fuck her. But I would rape her while making her watch her scenes from "The Mask".

 

Also, Selma Blair is hot too. And totally smokes Diaz. I don't know if I would choose her over Applegate though, because she seems like she might be boring in bed. Although if she liked it rough and liked to be slapped and choked, like I do, then I would probably choose her over Applegate and your Mom.

Guest Vitamin X
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Well, this revealed to me absolutely nothing. Everyone knows Cameron Diaz was only attractive in the Mask and then dropped off severely in the looks department.

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Agreed on all counts. I remember thinking Diaz was the hottest chick ever after watching The Mask, only to be saddened to see her show up later movies looking like she got hit in the face with a frying pan. Not to mention she acts like one of those goofball chicks that you want to punch in the throat no matter how hot she may be.

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If only she was retarded, eh?

Exactly. Although she does look retarded and acts like a retard.

 

Why did you pick this forum for this?

I don't know...a hardcore discussion of Applegate's boobies, maybe.

Guest Failed Mascot
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Applegate suffers from the same disorder as Jenna Jameson. That being ugly without make-up.

 

Without make-up Applegates got a real oily complexion, small scars from what could have been pimples or chicken pox, and something about her teeth too which I can't remember off hand. I know there's something though...maybe a small gap.

 

Selma Blair rocks them both. She's a dirty whore in nearly every movie she's in.

Guest Failed Mascot
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Infact I think she takes a facial from Hellboy.

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