The Amazing Rando Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Burger King was behind the Inquisition. "IT IS NOT A BIG MAC!! SAY IT!!" Also, The Sonic fast food chain can't even get out of the Emerald Isle level without losing all of it's rings at least twice.
Ted the Poster Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 If somebody can make a running Hamburglar shaped like a swastika, you win the thread. How about Speedee goose stepping instead:
Guest Smues Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time. I'm officially going to hell.
Vern Gagne Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys.
Ted the Poster Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 does it light up a vase filled with seaweed? Fuck, I just now got that!
The Czech Republic Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys. Have you seen the demand for the Schindler's List collectible glasses? EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread.
Guest Smues Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys. Have you seen the demand for the Schindler's List collectible glasses? EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread. Is that possible?
Sideburnious Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Oh this is so headed for a Classics Thread. Where's Jason to say he loves McDonalds and that it was misrepresented in Super-size Me?
Ted the Poster Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread. PM it to me, please.
Sideburnious Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread. PM it to me, please. Me too please, if you don't mind
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 I know you've seen commercials for the new McDonalds Jew Selects. Well I like Jews too, but the McDonalds Jews selects are 33 GRAMS OF FAT...33! Come into Subway for a fresh Teriyaki Jew Sandwhich which is only 5 grams of fat.
Ted the Poster Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Should've said that they're slow-roasted... Sorry.
MrRant Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 They were more fire-roasted than slow roasted.
geniusMoment Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Does anyone else think this could turn out very bad? They are pumping chickens with toxic gas, then people are eating said chickens. The potential for health problems seems high, especially considering the huge number of birds who will be in the gas chambers.
Guest Smues Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Jew Selects with gas problems breed good master race.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 But with McDonald's Dollar Menu, isn't the purpose of that to *ATTRACT* Cheap People?
2GOLD Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 How did this thread go this far without any mention of "The Hitler Rap" by Mel Brook?
Vern Gagne Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I'm waiting for imposed image of Ronald McDonald in place of Hitler at the Nazi rally, with Grimace in place of Goerring, The Hamburglar in place of Goebbels, and Mayor McCheese in place of Hess or Himmler.
The Czech Republic Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Well so far Hamburglar is Rommel, and Mayor McCheese is Himmler.
Vern Gagne Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Jared can be Stalin. The arch enemy but just has evil and sadistic.
Ted the Poster Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I was going to post an image of a McDonalds with Buddy Christ in front of it, saying "I'm lovin' it!". Then I realized that it was too tasteless, even for this thread.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "Mein Leader...the Burger Messiah has conteracted with their new Dark Meat Tenders! You can buy five for only 99 Cents!" "Damn that Burger Messiah. We shall gas his precious chickens and all they stand for. Now GO, find those in their paper crowns and bring them to the McConcentration Camps. We'll show the world just who we are and get them all on our side..." "...Mein leader...NO!" ...YES! With our new Dollocaust Menu. Opression and Defeat for less than the price of a Whooper from that silly ungrateful Burger Messiah!"
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I live near a ton of chicken houses (primarily because this is where the Corporate Headquarters for Perdue is as well as a couple processing plants) and I can say that I could care more about how chickens are killed, but Im not going to. I would say a good 1% die because they manage to get off the trucks as they are moving on the highway and get splattered. Chickens quite frankly, are stupid.
2GOLD Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Quite a few of the dummies get splattered here in Delaware. You would think they would wait for the truck to STOP before hurling themselves violently off the back. I've seen some just stand in the road and look around. They seem to be quite a dumb animal. But they are damn tasty.
Guest CronoT Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I live near a ton of chicken houses (primarily because this is where the Corporate Headquarters for Perdue is as well as a couple processing plants) and I can say that I could care more about how chickens are killed, but Im not going to. I would say a good 1% die because they manage to get off the trucks as they are moving on the highway and get splattered. Chickens quite frankly, are stupid. I know it's wrong, but I'm laughing SO HARD at that.
yankovic fan Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 Oh come on now, we know McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their burgers and "chicken" nuggets! This is all just a ruse by them to say "see! we do use real meat!"
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