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I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time. I'm officially going to hell.

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Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys.

Have you seen the demand for the Schindler's List collectible glasses?

 

 

EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread.

Is that possible?

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I know you've seen commercials for the new McDonalds Jew Selects. Well I like Jews too, but the McDonalds Jews selects are 33 GRAMS OF FAT...33! Come into Subway for a fresh Teriyaki Jew Sandwhich which is only 5 grams of fat.

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Does anyone else think this could turn out very bad? They are pumping chickens with toxic gas, then people are eating said chickens. The potential for health problems seems high, especially considering the huge number of birds who will be in the gas chambers.

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I'm waiting for imposed image of Ronald McDonald in place of Hitler at the Nazi rally, with Grimace in place of Goerring, The Hamburglar in place of Goebbels, and Mayor McCheese in place of Hess or Himmler.

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"Mein Leader...the Burger Messiah has conteracted with their new Dark Meat Tenders! You can buy five for only 99 Cents!"

 

"Damn that Burger Messiah. We shall gas his precious chickens and all they stand for. Now GO, find those in their paper crowns and bring them to the McConcentration Camps. We'll show the world just who we are and get them all on our side..."

 

"...Mein leader...NO!"

 

 

...YES! With our new Dollocaust Menu. Opression and Defeat for less than the price of a Whooper from that silly ungrateful Burger Messiah!"

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I live near a ton of chicken houses (primarily because this is where the Corporate Headquarters for Perdue is as well as a couple processing plants) and I can say that I could care more about how chickens are killed, but Im not going to. I would say a good 1% die because they manage to get off the trucks as they are moving on the highway and get splattered.

 

Chickens quite frankly, are stupid.

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Quite a few of the dummies get splattered here in Delaware.

You would think they would wait for the truck to STOP before hurling themselves violently off the back.

 

I've seen some just stand in the road and look around.

 

They seem to be quite a dumb animal. But they are damn tasty.

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I live near a ton of chicken houses (primarily because this is where the Corporate Headquarters for Perdue is as well as a couple processing plants) and I can say that I could care more about how chickens are killed, but Im not going to. I would say a good 1% die because they manage to get off the trucks as they are moving on the highway and get splattered.

 

Chickens quite frankly, are stupid.

I know it's wrong, but I'm laughing SO HARD at that.

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