Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Lame. ...maybe if you didn't stick dicks in it....
GreatWhiteNope Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 That hasn't happened recently. I'm still trying to figure out what's causing it.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 That hasn't happened recently. I'm still trying to figure out what's causing it. apply some chapstick in your ass, it'll help.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Where you seriously looking to find a solution for your bloody ass?
bob_barron Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I see blood often whenever I wipe my ass.
GreatWhiteNope Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 Apparently since the blood is bright red in color, it's not from internal bleeding. Most likely it's an anal fissure (tear) or a hemmorroid. All sites say I should see a doctor immediately.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I see blood often whenever I wipe my ass. Thats just disgusting, Bob.
The Czech Republic Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I see blood often whenever I wipe my ass. "often whenever"?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Well I don't see blood all the time you need more fibre in your diet, Bob.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 What foods have fibre in them? shreddies.
Red Baron Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 those pants you are probably wearing are stained pretty good now.
Guest BrokenWings Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Apparently since the blood is bright red in color, it's not from internal bleeding. Actually, and I don't know this as truth, but Mick Foley stated in his book that internal bleeding was in fact brighter, almost flourescent. But uh, yeah, go see a doctor.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Use some of those tampons you have such delight in being photgraphed with, Bob.
1234-5678 Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I've seen it a couple times after what felt like painful wiping. It was probably hemmorhoids, but i never got it checked out, and it went away eventually.
GreatWhiteNope Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 The first time it happened to me was 2 weeks ago. I didn't think anything of it. This morning after going I wiped and there was blood. During that sitting I shit normally, then in the next wave it was bloody shit, then regular shit with no blood. 8 hours later I come home from work and shit what looked like bloody diarrhea which was bright red. That's what has me worried. On New Year's Eve I drank for the first time in almost a year (2 drinks), so that might have something to do with it.
Vern Gagne Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Nice. Thankfully mine is always some shade of Brown.
The Czech Republic Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 The first time it happened to me was 2 weeks ago. I didn't think anything of it. This morning after going I wiped and there was blood. During that sitting I shit normally, then in the next wave it was bloody shit, then regular shit with no blood. 8 hours later I come home from work and shit what looked like bloody diarrhea which was bright red. That's what has me worried. On New Year's Eve I drank for the first time in almost a year (2 drinks), so that might have something to do with it. TMI!!!!!
Art Sandusky Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I've never had bloodshit. I feel left out.
Ripper Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 We know way too much shit about each other... *walks out*
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I see blood every now and then, but only when I'm wiping real hard my BUTT -- bah, I screwed this line up... CUT...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 *kkk wipe comment, take 2* I see dead people every now and then, oh drat. CUT!...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 *kkk wipe comment, take 3* I see blood every now and then, although it usually happens when I'm "digging deep." Of course I don't always look at the tissue after wiping it across my soiled crack. That's a wrap...
Art Sandusky Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 So nice he had to say it thrice. Why can't multiple posts ever be ones you'd want to see more than once?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 WTF? I hate posting while at work.
Guest Loss Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 That's the funniest post EVER to be triple posted!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 *Sigh.* After all I have contributed to this place over the years that post is deemed "triple-post-worthy" by the Internet Gremlins? Sadly, I'm not surprised...
Guest Loss Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 DrTom once had a five-time post in the Staff Only folder. It was glorious.
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