BX 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2005 What foods have fibre in them? Broken Glass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 and they have no carbs in 'em... ATKINS FRIENDLY BABY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Just like icy sidewalks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinToxic 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I thought this board was more challenging but you guys seem to tear yourselves new assholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I learned today that whatever I ate yesterday I didn't chew it well enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I learned today that whatever I ate yesterday I didn't chew it well enough. You aren't supposed to chew cock.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I learned today that whatever I ate yesterday I didn't chew it well enough. You aren't supposed to chew cock.... That all depends on your personal tastes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I can see Banky's sharp wit doesn't take Sundays off to rest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I can see Banky's sharp wit doesn't take Sundays off to rest! I was quite proud of that one as well. Thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Shouldn't really listen to doctors either, they make those sites to get you to go, and when you show up, you get robbed. Then they put stuff in the water to screw with everyones eyes, so that they will need glasses, helping the big Glasses lobby in Washington. This country is fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Ok, now I have a similar problem. When I wipe, there is a lot of blood on the toilet paper, and it's not from wiping too hard. Am I dying? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Hopefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Gee, when I posed that question, I never ever expected that answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Drinking paint thinner will clear that up for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I deal with morons no matter where I turn. (who the fuck is Budapist?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 The guy with the healthy liver. And the non-bleeding ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 And the ability to make any female cross the street when they see him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Hey, I wasn't joking around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Just shut the fuck up and examine my anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Man, that's the best you could do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Yes. I am totally exhausted and currently sober. They both lead to extreme bouts of writer's block. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Drinking paint thinner will clear that up for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 4, 2005 Jaxl, you just had your first period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 Well, it went on for two days and cleared up today. Therefore, no doctor's office for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 Jaxl, you just had your first period. Jaxl...you'll be a woman...soon.... (Flails arms around while dancing across the room) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Does this mean I have to overdose on some high quality heroin tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2005 I have a Doctor's appointment Tuesday, because my family doctor told me that my bleeding may be the result of a tumor. How do I deal with a situation like this? I'll post more later, here or in another folder............I dunno, I just went out and had a few drinks based on this. And I have work at 6 AM Eastern. I don't know what to think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 12, 2005 So wait a minute. JAxl was pregnant with a tumor and had a miscarriage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2005 I sincerely hope that it's not The Big Casino for you, man. I've had two uncles die from colon cancer, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
