EL BRUJ0 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 and they have no carbs in 'em... ATKINS FRIENDLY BABY~!
SinToxic Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I thought this board was more challenging but you guys seem to tear yourselves new assholes.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I learned today that whatever I ate yesterday I didn't chew it well enough.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I learned today that whatever I ate yesterday I didn't chew it well enough. You aren't supposed to chew cock....
1234-5678 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I learned today that whatever I ate yesterday I didn't chew it well enough. You aren't supposed to chew cock.... That all depends on your personal tastes.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I can see Banky's sharp wit doesn't take Sundays off to rest!
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I can see Banky's sharp wit doesn't take Sundays off to rest! I was quite proud of that one as well. Thanks!
Ripper Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Shouldn't really listen to doctors either, they make those sites to get you to go, and when you show up, you get robbed. Then they put stuff in the water to screw with everyones eyes, so that they will need glasses, helping the big Glasses lobby in Washington. This country is fucked up.
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Ok, now I have a similar problem. When I wipe, there is a lot of blood on the toilet paper, and it's not from wiping too hard. Am I dying?
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Gee, when I posed that question, I never ever expected that answer.
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Drinking paint thinner will clear that up for ya.
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I deal with morons no matter where I turn. (who the fuck is Budapist?)
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 The guy with the healthy liver. And the non-bleeding ass.
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 And the ability to make any female cross the street when they see him.
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Just shut the fuck up and examine my anus.
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Man, that's the best you could do?
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Yes. I am totally exhausted and currently sober. They both lead to extreme bouts of writer's block.
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Drinking paint thinner will clear that up for ya.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Jaxl, you just had your first period.
1234-5678 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Well, it went on for two days and cleared up today. Therefore, no doctor's office for me.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Jaxl, you just had your first period. Jaxl...you'll be a woman...soon.... (Flails arms around while dancing across the room)
1234-5678 Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 Does this mean I have to overdose on some high quality heroin tonight?
1234-5678 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 I have a Doctor's appointment Tuesday, because my family doctor told me that my bleeding may be the result of a tumor. How do I deal with a situation like this? I'll post more later, here or in another folder............I dunno, I just went out and had a few drinks based on this. And I have work at 6 AM Eastern. I don't know what to think.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 So wait a minute. JAxl was pregnant with a tumor and had a miscarriage?
Ted the Poster Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 I sincerely hope that it's not The Big Casino for you, man. I've had two uncles die from colon cancer, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
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