Talk me down from the ledge

[Guest Failed Mascot]

My ex-fiance was Italian...the girl I'm about to start seeing is Italian...I seem to be drawn to them.

 

My ex-fiance couldn't cook for shit though...no baked ziti for me.

[1234-5678 0]

I don't mind a little bit of chub, but this was just overstepping my normal bounds. It must have been traumatic if I posted about it immediately when I got home. The new problem arises now, as I know that she likes me. Now, like I said before, I kind of fought it tooth and nail until she drug me into the bathroom, and there had been nights before when I flat out turned her down. Now when the time comes when I snap and tell her to stop hanging on me, or something similar, does that make me the asshole? It's not my fault she is trying to convince herself there is something there when anyone else around can see that there isn't.

[Nighthawk 0]

Read Marilyn Manson's book. He went through a very similar situation.

[1234-5678 0]

This is not about catching my grandfather jerking off. I'll save that awful story for another occasion.

[Guest netslob]

well, JAxel, if you have such a hard time fucking fat chicks...you can always go fuck yourself. give that a try, sailor. she was probably better then you deserve anyway. you didn't make a "mistake", she did. go ahead and blow her off the next time you see her, you'll be doing her a favor. shit, she must have REAL low self-esteem too pursue a self-important little pud like you.

 

like Loss said, take the plunge...i doubt little if any tears will be shed. prick.

[1234-5678 0]

shit, she must have REAL low self-esteem too pursue a self-important little pud like you.

Hey, I'm not little, I'm 6"2.

 

It appears I have ruffled a few feathers. Well, it's kind like going from eating prime rib to eating fucking salisbury steak. I've done so much better that a step down like this is kind of a shock to my system. It's not my fault some of you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and like it.

 

I hate coming across like this, because God knows, I am not the most attractive guy in the world, but it's like I always said, personality gets the job done. And she's fat AND her personality sucks.

 

You're right though, I probably am doing her a favor. If you try and get on someone who is clearly an asshole most of the time and who showed no interest in you to the point of hostility, then you reap what you sow. It's like you guys who get with someone who cheated on everyone else, but by golly, it won't be like that with you!

[Jingus 0]

Jaxl, I think the point some are making here is that 160 pounds on a 5'9" girl is hardly what most would describe as "fat". What's your definition of "a little chunk"?

[1234-5678 0]

Maybe my weight estimation was a little off then.

 

Listen, there's good chunk (maybe a little belly and a nice amount in the ass) and there is bad chunk (FLAB EVERYWHERE)

 

This was bad bad bad. I think I hate myself more over it because I hate the girl personally though, and I went along when she drug me into the bathroom. Calling her a fat chick is just me being pissed off, even if she WAS fat.

[Guest netslob]

Hey, I'm not little, I'm 6"2.

 

you and your insipid details.

 

It appears I have ruffled a few feathers.

 

can't get anything by you, no sir!

 

Well, it's kind like going from eating prime rib to eating fucking salisbury steak.

 

people who talk in metaphors should shave my crotch ( Jack Nicholson )

 

I've done so much better that a step down like this is kind of a shock to my system.

 

and yet you fucked her anyway, despite your seemingly amazing prowess with the ladies. so maybe it's not her that's the problem.

 

It's not my fault some of you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and like it.

 

your right, it isn't. i guess i just have that out-dated notion of...uh...aww christ, what's that thing called again...oh, that's right, "respect for women", that's it. now, lord knows i'm not the casanova you are, but if a woman comes up to me and shows interest, but i'm not interested in her, i do this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pay attention now, this may be important...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I DON'T FUCK HER!!!!!

 

see, that way i don't lead her on, and make her think i'm interested when i'm really not. see how that works? or do i have to break out the flow-charts?

 

I hate coming across like this, because God knows, I am not the most attractive guy in the world,

 

really? cause from the way you come off, one would get the impression you were Brad Pitt's better looking and more sexually virile little brother...whoops, i mean BIG brother.

 

but it's like I always said, personality gets the job done.

 

oh, and yours is a doozy!

 

And she's fat AND her personality sucks.

 

i reiterate, but you fucked her anyway. so obviously you found her attractive enough for your dick to get hard and last that way until (at the very least, your) orgasm.

 

You're right though, I probably am doing her a favor. If you try and get on someone who is clearly an asshole most of the time and who showed no interest in you to the point of hostility, then you reap what you sow. It's like you guys who get with someone who cheated on everyone else, but by golly, it won't be like that with you!

 

well, at least you admit your an asshole...that's the first step to recovery. one day at a time, kid, one day at a time.

[Guest netslob]

This was bad bad bad. I think I hate myself more over it because I hate the girl personally though, and I went along when she drug me into the bathroom. Calling her a fat chick is just me being pissed off, even if she WAS fat. 

 

christ, your ridiculous. if this chick is so fucking repulsive, why'd you fuck her at all?!?! did she have gun at your head? did you leave that little (uh, i mean BIG) detail out? is she blackmailing you? were you so drunk you thought she was someone else? try and help me understand why you bothered to share bodily fluid with someone you seemingly despise. i'm at a loss here. your not making a lick of sense.

[Nighthawk 0]

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? He fucked her because fucking is fucking! Do you know how many women I've fucked who I hated and found physically repulsive? Thousands! Because they gave me drugs and I'm psychotic and because I god damn felt like it!

 

"Respect for women"... god, you suck.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wow, sentence-by-sentence rebuttal? Are you A FatChickThrillerSC now?

[Jingus 0]

Now that's TWO of my lame gimmicks stolen.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You know, I really like fucking fat chicks, because they'll do anything. JAxl, this is your opportunity to...adventure a bit. If she'll fuck you in a bathroom, she'd probably let you piss on her, or do things to that level.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

"Respect for women"... god, you suck.

Better push that nigga...

[1234-5678 0]

Wait a second netslob, I never said I fucked her. Also, I am quite respectful of women who have respect for themselves.

 

Oh, and I never led her on or appeared interested, in fact quite the opposite, so it's her fault when she finally finds out what everyone else allows themselves to see. Eventually though, when my reserve broke down, I took advantage of the fact that God invented light switches and eyelids, and just pretended it was someone else.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

netslob is the biggest spaz....ever.

[1234-5678 0]

I can almost imagine him spitting all over the screen while trying to scream at me through it.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Of course he'd be spitting all over the place while he types, he's a net slob.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

If you used a thin chick, he wouldn't care. He sticks up for fat people regardless of how stupid his position may seem,.

[Sideburnious 0]

I think Netslob in spirit is that fat chick we all know who whores herself at the end of the bar....

[Guest netslob]

ok, hunker down, this'll take a while.

 

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? He fucked her because fucking is fucking! Do you know how many women I've fucked who I hated and found physically repulsive? Thousands! Because they gave me drugs and I'm psychotic and because I god damn felt like it!

 

well, bully for you. and the point iiiissss...?

 

"Respect for women"... god, you suck.

 

yeah, i respect women, so I'M the asshole here. ok, gotcha.

 

Wow, sentence-by-sentence rebuttal? Are you A FatChickThrillerSC now?

 

no, i'm netslob. see it says so right above my avatar...y'know, right over the pic of "Suppository Man".

 

Now that's TWO of my lame gimmicks stolen.

 

sorry, dude. didn't mean to infringe on any copyrights.

 

Wait a second netslob, I never said I fucked her.

 

then what the fuck is this all about?!?!? your ashamed you made out with her?

 

Also, I am quite respectful of women who have respect for themselves.

 

apparantly.

 

Oh, and I never led her on or appeared interested, in fact quite the opposite, so it's her fault when she finally finds out what everyone else allows themselves to see. Eventually though, when my reserve broke down, I took advantage of the fact that God invented light switches and eyelids, and just pretended it was someone else.

 

and that's not leading her on? this MUST have traumatized you, cause your in denial, son.

 

netslob is the biggest spaz....ever.

 

thanks...glad to know...i'll put it on my resume'.

 

"spaz"...who the fuck uses that word anymore? did i miss a memo and we've all be time-warped back to the '50's? what's next, you gonna tell me to "sit on it". say "up you nose with a rubber hose"?

 

I can almost imagine him spitting all over the screen while trying to scream at me through it.

Of course he'd be spitting all over the place while he types, he's a net slob.

 

nope, no spitting involved, just typing.

 

i'm not really as pissed off as it would seem. it's just weird to listen to a guy spout off about how pissed off he is at himself for fucking (or making out with, or playing Yahtzee with, or whatever the fuck you were doing) a fat chick in a bathroom, especially one he detests. that doesn't make sense to me. and then to act like it's beneath him, when he apparantly can get a much better stock of woman (for lack of a better term). you had the option of shoving her off and leaving the bathroom altogether. hell, you hate her, so maybe she'd've gotten the hint. but now you've gone and done...whatever, and she thinks your interested. this whole thing could've been avoided if you just left. then you and i wouldn't be having this discussion.

 

but i'm an asshole and a "spaz" , what do i know. oh, and i respect women, which is, evidently, a undesirable personality trait.

[Guest netslob]

If you used a thin chick, he wouldn't care. He sticks up for fat people regardless of how stupid his position may seem,.

 

no, i'd say the same thing if it were a skinny chick. i stick up for people regardless of their body type (and, of course, the stupidity of my postion).

 

and please don't speak for me...i'm quite capable of doing that myself, thanks. i appreciate the thought, tho.

 

I think Netslob in spirit is that fat chick we all know who whores herself at the end of the bar.... 

 

in a way, i guess so...i'm a very huge slut (emphasis on HUGE), but few if any are willing to take advantage of it. but that's neither here nor there.

[1234-5678 0]

Wait a second netslob, I never said I fucked her.

 

then what the fuck is this all about?!?!? your ashamed you made out with her?

 

Also, I am quite respectful of women who have respect for themselves.

 

apparantly.

 

Yes I am ashamed I made out with her and pretended to enjoy it so I could spare her feelings. Of course later I realized I could not keep up the charade, and her feelings would get crushed eventually anyway, but oh well.

 

I don't get what the "apparently" is about. I do respect women who respect themselves. A girl who drunkenly drags some well known asshole (me) into a bar bathroom, with most likely the intention to blow or fuck him, clearly has no respect for herself. Now before you chide me for not having respect for myself, don't worry, I know that.

[Guest netslob]

Yes I am ashamed I made out with her and pretended to enjoy it so I could spare her feelings. Of course later I realized I could not keep up the charade, and her feelings would get crushed eventually anyway, but oh well.

 

well, you should've thought of that beforehand, but the damage is done. oh well, indeed.

 

I don't get what the "apparently" is about. I do respect women who respect themselves. A girl who drunkenly drags some well known asshole (me) into a bar bathroom, with most likely the intention to blow or fuck him, clearly has no respect for herself. Now before you chide me for not having respect for myself, don't worry, I know that.

 

finally, something we agree on.

 

and i'm not going to chide you on anything. frankly, i'm bored with this whole discussion, so we'll just agree to disagree, and move on.

 

it's not like anyone gives a shit what a "spaz" thinks anyway, right?

[1234-5678 0]

Yes I am ashamed I made out with her and pretended to enjoy it so I could spare her feelings. Of course later I realized I could not keep up the charade, and her feelings would get crushed eventually anyway, but oh well.

 

well, you should've thought of that beforehand, but the damage is done. oh well, indeed.

 

But I did think of it, when I rejected her, or moved away from her, or talked to another girl, or refused to take a ride with her OVER AND OVER AGAIN. She just swooped in when alcohol rendered me incapable of sound judgement. That's right! JAxl was sexually molested! So she deserves the heartache.

[Guest netslob]

whatever, dude. like i said, i'm tired of arguing the point, since it's obviously not sinking in. you win, you beat me. i concede.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? He fucked her because fucking is fucking! Do you know how many women I've fucked who I hated and found physically repulsive? Thousands! Because they gave me drugs and I'm psychotic and because I god damn felt like it!

In the end though you didn't complain about it. You'd also do it again without having to type up a large complaint.

 

JAxl, you should have had a real relationship with that girl that was really cute and showed her titties to you via the webcam. I told you that was long term shit man.

[1234-5678 0]

whatever, dude. like i said, i'm tired of arguing the point, since it's obviously not sinking in. you win, you beat me. i concede.

VICTORY!

 

And Mascot, um, do you mean the married chick?! Somehow I don't think that had long term potential, although we recently reestablished contact after a few months of not talking once hubby came back from basic training.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Not the married chick. I never saw titty pics of her.