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1. Chyna (I'll hop on the wagon)

2. Jake Roberts. (He's been lucky so far)

3. Lex Luger. (If there is a god....)

4. John Tenta. (Cancer)

5. Bobby Heenan. (Cancer)

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Guest LooneyTune
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I can't believe I forgot Tenta. I hope it's not true, but I heard he was only given a little over a year to live. :(

Guest frowned
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John Tenta

Marty Jannetty

Jim Ross

Paul Bearer

Roddy Piper

 

All apart from the top one were picked entirely at random.

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Jake Roberts

Chavo Classic

Mae Young

New Jack

Brian Lawler

 

If any of these come true, I'll be freaked out.

 

Edit: This may be a stupid question, but why so many votes for Erik Watts?

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Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

Pat Patterson

Tugboat/Typhoon

Stevie Ray

Larry Zbsysko (no, I don't know how to spell his last name)

Marty Jannetty

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John Cena? Jeff Jarrett? Do you know something I don't?

Jarrett smokes crack.

 

Anyway...

 

Chyna

Steve Williams (I know he is said to be recovering, but cancer is very unpredictable)

King Kong Bundy (He just seems like the type to die)

Ultimate Warrior (Hey, it already happened once!)

Kevin Nash

 

I don't want to add Jack Evans to this list, but he's bound to seriously injure himself sooner or later if he keeps taking all of these ridiculously insane bumps.

 

EDIT: Replaced Abdullah The Butcher with Warrior.

Guest LooneyTune
Posted

On the news front: Some idiot fan left a threatening message on Daivari's personal message board thing-a-ma-bob.

 

Bum-Bum-Bum!

Guest LooneyTune
Posted

Not to sound mean, but did anyone know if he was even still alive? He was the Flip Wilson of wrestling...

 

Is Flip Wilson dead or alive?

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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Choken One won last years pool IIRC, I'm eagar to find out who wins this year:

 

 

Nikoli Volkoff

Da Crusher

Shiek Adnan El Kaise

Buddy Roberts

Ted Arcidi

Guest LooneyTune
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Nobody picked Pez Whatley so we carry on

Like I said, this is sick... COME ON JAKE ROBERTS! DIE ALREADY!

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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The business breeds these men to push themselves to their physical brink. Its not really are fault that we are picking so many young men to be the next to die.

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How about...

 

Scotty "Roid" Steiner

Ken "Dickhead" Patera

Phineas "I Smell Like Shit" Godwin

Tammy "I'm on Crack" Sytch

Dusty "Yellow Polka Dot" Rhodes

Guest LooneyTune
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I could've sworn Tammy got off the stuff. She also kinda ballooned in weight though, but she's off it last I heard.

 

Is Ken Patera still around? I haven't heard anything about him... ever.

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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Patera did an interview with somebody over the last 2 years. he blames the Wisconsin cops for ruining his life, and is quite bitter about it. He's nearing 60, but still appeared at a Minnesota indy event with other AWA guys IIRC. (Google it?)

Guest LooneyTune
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If you want to do the crime, you've got to do the time. On top of the whole "rock through the window" thing, didn't he get into a scuffle with the arresting officers when he resisted arrest?

 

Ken Patera = Dumbass of the '80s.

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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One of the female officers is still injured from the assault

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