I don't know where to post this so...

[Naked Snake 0]

Basically I got bit by my girl. The girl I was banging somehow developed feelings for me, and it made things awkward. Then she found out I had a girlfriend a week after SummerSlam and I thought things would be over. Instead they weren't. The girl I was banging still wanted to be with me, but for me to break up with my girlfriend. I wasn't going to do that tho. The girl I was with was awesome, but like a bitch, I always ran to the other girl whenever I was pissed off at my girl.

 

Anyway I feigned feelings for the other girl because she was basically blackmailing me saying that if we didn't get together she would tell my girlfriend. This went on for awhile, with me always doing some Memphis heel stalling and working the mic nice. Last week with Raw hitting town, I let the other girl know that she was never going to win the title from me, and from there she contacted my girlfriend and let her know what was going on. I thought that was a bitch move. Yes I was wrong for cheating, but I don't think the other girl should have told her because she wasn't doing it to warn her, but she did it out of spite.

 

Anyway I am not putting her over until I get revenge so I need to do something to get my heat back. I was thinking of writing a letter to her parents and letting her know what a dirt bag/drug user their daughter is, or going to one of her classes with a sign or something letting her know what a ho she is. (I'm a ho too, but this is about fixing a bitch). Any suggestions? You guys can flame away too if you want.

[Jingus 0]

I thought I had no more brain cells left to kill. Then I read this.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Wait ... was that supposed to be funny?

[Nighthawk 0]

It was a little funny.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Come back under a mask, and re-romance the unsuspecting ex-girlfriend.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

The biggest problem is that he switched his writing style after the first paragraph. Convinces me that he doesn't actually talk the way he writes it in the following paragraphs, and it would be awesome if he actually talked that way.

 

I'm dissapointed. But not too much

[Black Lushus 0]

i didn't really read this but when i first saw "Summerslam" I thought he was gonna say she dumped him because he's a nerd that watches wrestling...

[IllustriousOne 0]

F-

[Ripper 0]

Why is my first instinct is to kick this guys ass...I don't even know why.

 

I don't care about the cheating, I don't care about any of it but the need to kick the shit out of this guy just came over me around about the middle of the second paragraph.

 

hmph...

[Guest Vitamin X]

Same here, Ripper. I think this is where it came from-

 

Basically I got bit by my girl. The girl I was banging somehow developed feelings for me, and it made things awkward. Then she found out I had a girlfriend a week after SummerSlam and I thought things would be over. Instead they weren't. The girl I was banging still wanted to be with me, but for me to break up with my girlfriend. I wasn't going to do that tho. The girl I was with was awesome, but like a bitch, I always ran to the other girl whenever I was pissed off at my girl.

 

Anyway I feigned feelings for the other girl because she was basically blackmailing me saying that if we didn't get together she would tell my girlfriend. This went on for awhile, with me always doing some Memphis heel stalling and working the mic nice. Last week with Raw hitting town, I let the other girl know that she was never going to win the title from me, and from there she contacted my girlfriend and let her know what was going on. I thought that was a bitch move. Yes I was wrong for cheating, but I don't think the other girl should have told her because she wasn't doing it to warn her, but she did it out of spite.

 

Anyway I am not putting her over until I get revenge so I need to do something to get my heat back. I was thinking of writing a letter to her parents and letting her know what a dirt bag/drug user their daughter is, or going to one of her classes with a sign or something letting her know what a ho she is. (I'm a ho too, but this is about fixing a bitch). Any suggestions? You guys can flame away too if you want.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Fuck you, that stuff was great

[Guest Vitamin X]

Wrestling analogies for everyday life?

 

For shame, Tack.

[Nighthawk 0]

I think it might be parody. On that level it works somewhat... there's a fine line with that sort of stuff.

[the max 0]

F-

More like a check minus.

[DerangedHermit 0]

F-

More like a check minus.

Check minus minus minus, actually. Whoops, the last minus was brandy