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Ricola Scale

 

1.0 - 1-800-Collect, Carrot Top

0.9 - 1-800-Collect, David Arquette

0.8 - Jamster

0.7 - Final Fantasy

0.6 - I want your BOD

0.5 - Rap Albums ("YO YO YO DIS JOINT IN DA STORES NOW!")

0.4 - Let's Go Insurance Adjusters, Let's Go!

0.3 - You're such a...wonderful man

0.2 - GTA: Vice City "I Ran"

0.1 - Ricola

Guest Joshua A. Norton
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How about "HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!!!!"?

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Ricola Scale

 

1.0 - 1-800-Collect, Carrot Top

0.9 - 1-800-Collect, David Arquette

0.8 - Jamster

0.7 - Final Fantasy

0.6 - I want your BOD

0.5 - Rap Albums ("YO YO YO DIS JOINT IN DA STORES NOW!")

0.4 - Let's Go Insurance Adjusters, Let's Go!

0.3 - You're such a...wonderful man

0.2 - GTA: Vice City "I Ran"

0.1 - Ricola

You don't name it after the lowest one, silly.

 

And I'll NEVER get tired of the Peyton Manning commercial so I'll just pretend I didn't see that.

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Where do Asian guys bouncing in a barrel to unlock M & M Candy Bar, "Come Shee Da Baby!", and "Just Place the Bets, Paul..." fall on this scale.

The Baby is high but not as high as I WANT YOUR BOD.

 

Asians In A Barrel is maybe a .3

 

Just Place The Bets is probably 1.0

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I like this idea.

HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY has got to be a .8 Everest at least. (Treating it like the Muta scale where getting 1.0 is really really rare)

Haven't seen them but from the sounds of it Jamstar would be .9 or 1.0 Everest

Those razor ads "First they went to 3 blades. But 4? Give me a break right? WRONG!" .4 Everest

Those "The rules have changed there is no up or down!" razor ads .3 Everest

If I was watching TV right now I'd have a billion to add but my memory is horrid.

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I have a theory about the ESPN spots and how we all grow to hate them.

 

Every channel runs highly repetitive ads that cause you to hate even seeing them, but most of us have the channel set on ESPN nearly all day, which is why we come to hate them the most.

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I have a theory about the ESPN spots and how we all grow to hate them.

 

Every channel runs highly repetitive ads that cause you to hate even seeing them, but most of us have the channel set on ESPN nearly all day, which is why we come to hate them the most.

I'm not going to watch ESPN until after the Super Bowl.

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I have a theory about the ESPN spots and how we all grow to hate them.

 

Every channel runs highly repetitive ads that cause you to hate even seeing them, but most of us have the channel set on ESPN nearly all day, which is why we come to hate them the most.

I watch way way way too much TV. Usually all/most of the day on one channel. Of course you'll see the same ads a few times. But it gets ridiculous when you see them every commercial break all day. You don't expect the same person to watch Spike TV from noon to 9. But you should logically expect the same person to watch all of one show, say McGyver(gag). No need to show the same ad 8 times during the one show.

 

Those Peach Tree ads with the British girl. .4 Everest

Adam West schilling EzLink or whatever it was .5 Everest

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The WHOOHOOWHOOHOOHOO Vonage commercial would be above the final fantasy even though the FF commercial was played more, just because the WHOOHOOWHOOhOOOHOO song is more retarded than the FF song.

 

I muted that whole scene in Kill Bill just because it was so damn annoying.

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I don't know if there's anyone here from New England, but how about during Red Sox games on NESN? Same set of commercials after every FUCKING inning.

 

"Bernie and Phyl's....quality, comfort, and price, that's nice!!"

Guest Just Looking
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I don't know if there's anyone here from New England, but how about during Red Sox games on NESN? Same set of commercials after every FUCKING inning.

 

"Bernie and Phyl's....quality, comfort, and price, that's nice!!"

That one's 100x better than those Foxwoods commercials with that douchebag guitar player snapping his fucking fingers and generally being a goofy fucktard.

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The WHOOHOOWHOOHOOHOO Vonage commercial would be above the final fantasy even though the FF commercial was played more, just because the WHOOHOOWHOOhOOOHOO song is more retarded than the FF song.

 

I muted that whole scene in Kill Bill just because it was so damn annoying.

The only WHOO WHOO WHOO commercial I know is the McDonalds one.

 

You know, "at least I don't spin the wrapper around on my nose anymore and go WHOO WHOO WHOO".

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That chick in the Peach Tree ads is hot.

 

Oooooh, how about

 

"WELCOME TO DEE HOUSE OF BEER. WE HAVE ____ KINDS OF BEER. TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY."

"I'm ready. I'll have a Sam Adams..."

 

Da da da, dee-da...

Myself, I like

 

"What'll you have?"

"Oh, water will be fine."

"I'll have a water too..."

(juts chin out and speaks confidently)"I'll have a Sam Adams, please."

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Take a chance

Make it happen

Pop the cork

Fingers snapping

Spin the wheel

Round and Round we go

Life is good, life is sweet

Grab yourself a front row seat

Let’s meet and have a ball

Let’s live for the wonder of it all

How can you possibly hate these commercials?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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This is local radio, but it's something ingrained in every human being my age that lives within Ft. Waste's listening radius.

 

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, HYUNDAI!

 

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, HYUNDAI!

 

Workday, playday, any day, HYUNDAI!

 

Save every day at Glenbrook Dodge-Hyundai!

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If we're including radio ads, then I have to add commercials for any product that gets old men to rediscover their sexual vigor (whether it be Viagra or any of those pseudo-testosterone products)

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