1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Purple Rain, the movie, is a great comedy. I saw it for the first time last week. Why did Prince run off and do a victory lap backstage after every song? And during his final victory lap, why were there no less than 100 people lining the hallways cheering him on? It's not like they could have seen the performance. Because he's a big fag. Mark my words, it'll come out eventually.
GreatWhiteNope Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie. But a few thing like that had me scratching my head. Continuity has never been Prince's strong point.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 If you view it as is, as a rock musical, is it good at all, intentionally? I imagine he means it's very funny in an unintentional sort of way. Besides, how is Minnetonka offensive?
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 You didn't bring back the Partial Birth/Abortion Hat costume? I just threw up on my dinner plate. Why? What's wrong with this:
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I'd also like to point out that even if he WAS gay, he's been with hotter chicks then all the barsluts that Jaxl has picked up.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Prince's women are so hot, other rock stars are glad to have his sloppy seconds.
GreatWhiteNope Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I'd bet money he banged Beyonce.
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Prince's women are so hot, other rock stars are glad to have his sloppy seconds. Hey Axl had Stephanie Seymour, Erin Everly and that other chick...........the blond. Damn it.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Edwin's forearms are the most hairy.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 That's because he's the bastard son of Robin Williams. I think.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Those glasses are huge, jeez.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Hey, today, my girlfriend said Prince was "ugly." Should I kill.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Posted February 3, 2005 Holy shit, I forgot how young I look in that. Halloween 2002. I think the glasses appear large because of the way they're tilted, because I've got the same model frames now and they don't look nearly as retarded. I hope. Purple Rain the movie has a bunch of great musical performances and is a really goofy movie otherwise. Incredibly fun to watch. As for YPOV's questions about other albums, you can't go wrong with Dirty Mind, Prince's first really great album, or Sign o' the Times, his 2-disc opus. The Hits collections (there are 2 of 'em) are also good if you want all his big singles in one place.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Don't worry Edwin, no matter what glasses you wear, you'll still look worse than me.
Art Sandusky Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Man, my mental image of Edwin is shattered.
Hank Kingsley Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Morris Day and Jerome's performances in Purple Rain are worth twice what I paid for the DVD.
Nighthawk Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Whatever you say, Jay and Silent Bob.
Slayer Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Man, my mental image of Edwin is shattered. I'll say If I didn't know any better, I'd say some of other names look familiar
Nighthawk Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 You know... without the glasses, Kotzy could pass for a young George Costanza. Which is odd because he wore glasses.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 It's the style of said glasses.
1234-5678 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 I'd also like to point out that even if he WAS gay, he's been with hotter chicks then all the barsluts that Jaxl has picked up. He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 I'd also like to point out that even if he WAS gay, he's been with hotter chicks then all the barsluts that Jaxl has picked up. He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb. First, you try to say that Prince is gay when it's not mentioned. When it's pointed out hot the women Prince has been with are, you try to talk about how Axl has slept with lots of hot women too. How that's relevant, I don't know. A day later, when the subject's passed and no one is really talking about it, you try to say Prince didn't sleep with anyone at all and that he paid them. As effeminate as Prince's album covers may seem, it's not nearly as gay as you defending the exploits of Axl Rose's penis, especially when no one asked about it. The only conclusion is that you're a closeted homosexual. Yeap, that's it.
Ripper Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Plus i am sure that Prince has video evidience of his expliots. Plus Prince does shit like have Appleonia and Carmen Electra living next door to each other. Prince is 5'2", 120lbs of pimp. quit yo hatin.
Ripper Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 Hey, today, my girlfriend said Prince was "ugly." Should I kill. She is probably young. I have noticed that women under 23 have no idea how much of the man Prince is but then jam to a bunch of pussys stealing princes style like Maxwell or BiLal or DeAngelo. Goddamn uneducated youngsters. *plays if I was your girlfriend*
1234-5678 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 I'd also like to point out that even if he WAS gay, he's been with hotter chicks then all the barsluts that Jaxl has picked up. He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb. First, you try to say that Prince is gay when it's not mentioned. When it's pointed out hot the women Prince has been with are, you try to talk about how Axl has slept with lots of hot women too. How that's relevant, I don't know. A day later, when the subject's passed and no one is really talking about it, you try to say Prince didn't sleep with anyone at all and that he paid them. As effeminate as Prince's album covers may seem, it's not nearly as gay as you defending the exploits of Axl Rose's penis, especially when no one asked about it. The only conclusion is that you're a closeted homosexual. Yeap, that's it. Actually, my whole point was how great Ty Cobb was.
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