Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 RVDFan420 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 O.J. Hart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Hunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted February 5, 2005 I tell you what. You look like a nice guy, I'm gonna help you out. Â You want a beautiful name? Â Here ya go - Soda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo (your last name) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Chet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Fatass McBlobicus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Snitsky Homestar Mario Van Peebles Pendathuar Jenga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Adolf  Mitchell  Zap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 How about John, David or Richard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Ha ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Witty's Jewish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 I suggest Creighton. I really do. Can't go wrong with Holden either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 And if you name your son Holden he will invariably fall in love with a lesbian and ruin it by wanting a 3 way I thought he'd be doomed to roam Manhattan after flunking out of prep school and be institutionalized but then again that was my least favorite Kevin Smith film of the five Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Morpheus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Theophilus. Or Theo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Magnus  Jakov  Bruno  Chuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Higgins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 5, 2005 how about "Whitman", and you can nickname him "Witty". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 but then again that was my least favorite Kevin Smith film of the five How is that possible? It brought us Jason Lee's greatest acting achievment and paved the way for Banky Clerks is the only Kevin Smith film that doesn't include at least one scene that makes me wanna kill people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 None of his movies, for me. They're ok though. Actually maybe Mallrats. There was nothing wrong with that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back didn't fill me with rage at any point, but then that movie isn't very good, so no matter. Chasing Amy and Dogma had some redeemable moments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 JSBSB had too much Will Ferrell. Not that I don't like Will Ferrell, or even his character in the movie. It was just strange, really. To be watching a Kevin Smith movie and see huge blocks of time devoted to Will Ferrell's mugging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 Worst scene in a non-Jersey Girl Kevin Smith movie: Joey Lauren Adams' high school-level drama club speech to Ben Affleck in the rain in Chasing Amy. Â (Mallrats not eligible for contention, due to not having seen it within the last five years.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 Her "I'm not having the threeway." speech was pretty cheeseball as well, though true to life. That part of the movie was very similar to something that happened to me and she said pretty much the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 The rain speech takes the cake, simply for Adams' grating voice being so much more worse when she's crying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 I'm glad her career never took off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2005 Sorta fine tits though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
