Guest Fook Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 I tell you what. You look like a nice guy, I'm gonna help you out. Â You want a beautiful name? Â Here ya go - Soda
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo (your last name)
Ravenbomb Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 Snitsky Homestar Mario Van Peebles Pendathuar Jenga
The Czech Republic Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 I suggest Creighton. I really do. Can't go wrong with Holden either
The Czech Republic Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 And if you name your son Holden he will invariably fall in love with a lesbian and ruin it by wanting a 3 way I thought he'd be doomed to roam Manhattan after flunking out of prep school and be institutionalized but then again that was my least favorite Kevin Smith film of the five
The Niggardly King Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 Magnus  Jakov  Bruno  Chuck
Guest netslob Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 how about "Whitman", and you can nickname him "Witty".
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 but then again that was my least favorite Kevin Smith film of the five How is that possible? It brought us Jason Lee's greatest acting achievment and paved the way for Banky Clerks is the only Kevin Smith film that doesn't include at least one scene that makes me wanna kill people.
Nighthawk Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 None of his movies, for me. They're ok though. Actually maybe Mallrats. There was nothing wrong with that one.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back didn't fill me with rage at any point, but then that movie isn't very good, so no matter. Chasing Amy and Dogma had some redeemable moments.
Nighthawk Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 JSBSB had too much Will Ferrell. Not that I don't like Will Ferrell, or even his character in the movie. It was just strange, really. To be watching a Kevin Smith movie and see huge blocks of time devoted to Will Ferrell's mugging.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 Worst scene in a non-Jersey Girl Kevin Smith movie: Joey Lauren Adams' high school-level drama club speech to Ben Affleck in the rain in Chasing Amy. Â (Mallrats not eligible for contention, due to not having seen it within the last five years.)
Nighthawk Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 Her "I'm not having the threeway." speech was pretty cheeseball as well, though true to life. That part of the movie was very similar to something that happened to me and she said pretty much the same thing.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 The rain speech takes the cake, simply for Adams' grating voice being so much more worse when she's crying.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 6, 2005 Report Posted February 6, 2005 I'm glad her career never took off.
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