WWE Married Wrestler/ Diva Affair?

[Guest Loss]

Let the gossip and speculation begin.

 

Reported today:

 

All pictures of Matt Hardy's supposed real-life girlfriend Amy "Lita" Dumas have been removed from his website.

 

Hardy was asked by fans via his message board why this was the case and he responded:

 

"I asked Kirby to temporarily take all pictures of Amy off the website for now. If you happen to run into Amy at an appearance, I think you should ask her why her pictures have been taken down."

 

Hardy and Dumas have been a couple for years now but Hardy noted the past few days had been "rotten" for him in another post.

 

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You don't think there's a chance these two incidents might be related, do you?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh... SNAP!

[Guest Trivia247]

I don't know but that sounds kinda bitchy from Matt..

 

"oh she knows why humph"

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I never EVER saw that one coming...even though she is the company stank.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Now all we need is to find out who the guy involved is.

[Guest sek69]

For some reason when I read that I have the mental image of Matt and Amy re-enacting the famous scene in Clerks between Dante and Veronica.

 

 

Matt: "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

 

Jeff: "in a row?"

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

Not sure who it is, but i HOPE it wasn't his fault...

[Guest Loss]

Who on the RAW roster:

 

(a) is known to talk to the sheets on a regular basis?

(b) has enough clout to go to Vince McMahon to complain about Johnny Ace?

 

I think that should tell us what we need to know. I just hope it ain't Jerry Lawler.

 

Hmmm ... is Christian married?

[Styles 0]

I guess like so many times in the past, life imitates wrestling...

 

[razazteca 0]

This must be the reason why Hurricane is not on Raw.

[Styles 0]

HAHA, poor Matt. Should be a hell of a match at WM21, though...

 

EDIT: Shoot, image didn't work. It was a pic of Kane stepping with the chair on Matt's throat and Lita begging. Tryed to be funny...

[Guest Brian]

I'd think you'd have to paper-bag it with Dumas.

[CanadianChick 0]

Who on the RAW roster:

 

(a) is known to talk to the sheets on a regular basis?

(b) has enough clout to go to Vince McMahon to complain about Johnny Ace?

 

I think that should tell us what we need to know. I just hope it ain't Jerry Lawler.

 

Hmmm ... is Christian married?

Yes, Christian is married.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I'd think you'd have to paper-bag it with Dumas.

Do you mean put a paper bag over your "head" or her head?

[Sass 0]

Helms is the one with the past OMEGA connections. He's also a favorite of Brian Gewritz too. The guy has clout. Otherwise, Patterson and Heyman would have gotten to axe the Hurricane character a long time ago. They never cared for it (or Gewritz).

[Carnival 0]

i guessing batista. or ric flair...hahaha...joking

[Guest netslob]

I'd think you'd have to paper-bag it with Dumas.

Do you mean put a paper bag over your "head" or her head?

both. in case one falls off.

[iliketurtles 0]

So Lita cheats on Matt Hardy (while he is injuried) with someone else on the Raw roster who is married.

 

Why can't they have this shit on TV? It's more intresting than the angle from last year.

 

I guess it wasn't worth the whrsik.

 

My guess is Simon Dean.

[Guest Loss]

We should probably keep in mind that this is two pieces of a puzzle that do sort of fit together, but the incidents may not be related at all. It makes a lot of sense, and my guess is that it's possibly true, but who knows, really.

[Guest Coffey]

That pic of Steph in your avatar is hot. Seemed like the right thread to point that out.

[Styles 0]

I guess like so many times in the past, life imitates wrestling...

 

^^^^

Why is everyone missing the obvious?

 

No proof other then it seems to be a common rule in wrestling that on air relationships lead to the real thing...

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I think this is a WORK.

 

Remember how Hardy went OFF on Net fans for bashing Lita's ring skills a little while ago?

 

Now Hardy can have some heat when he comes back and then laugh "HAHAHAHA YALL NET WRITERS! ME AND AMY DUN' FOOLED YOU."

[Styles 0]

I think this is a WORK.

 

Remember how Hardy went OFF on Net fans for bashing Lita's ring skills a little while ago?

 

Now Hardy can have some heat when he comes back and then laugh "HAHAHAHA YALL NET WRITERS! ME AND AMY DUN' FOOLED YOU."

Russo isn't booking.

[CanadianChick 0]

I think this is a WORK.

 

Remember how Hardy went OFF on Net fans for bashing Lita's ring skills a little while ago?

 

Now Hardy can have some heat when he comes back and then laugh "HAHAHAHA YALL NET WRITERS! ME AND AMY DUN' FOOLED YOU."

That'd be as bad as the time Maven/Randy/Jintrak tried to 'trick' that bar and the net.

[Guest Trivia247]

actually if you go by the true Macho man model of on air relationships translate to RL than whatever on air love affair that is made public on the show is actually shitty in rl. the one air marraige and the off air divorce

[humongous2002 0]

This must be the reason why Hurricane is not on Raw.

I thought about that too since they know each other back when the Hardyz had their own little federation.

[2GOLD 0]

I think this is a WORK.

 

Remember how Hardy went OFF on Net fans for bashing Lita's ring skills a little while ago?

 

Now Hardy can have some heat when he comes back and then laugh "HAHAHAHA YALL NET WRITERS!  ME AND AMY DUN' FOOLED YOU."

That'd be as bad as the time Maven/Randy/Jintrak tried to 'trick' that bar and the net.

 

Not to mention Matt has fans who don't read the sheets and actually give two craps about these people. Be kind of a common thing to do to the ones who actually like Matt and Amy and didn't deserve the treatment.

 

Matt may be a dick to the internet writers and critics, but I can't see him doing it to his fans on his website. That would just be low.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

But all he ever said to the website cows was "Ask Amy..". That promotes his girlfriend, her website, and her signings (which he asked people to go and ask her).

 

I didn't say he'd come on air and say "HA! FOOLED YOU! V-ONE-AHH!", but it wouldn't surprise me to see "Haha, maybe you net writers should check your facts."

[CanadianChick 0]

I didn't say he'd come on air and say "HA! FOOLED YOU! V-ONE-AHH!", but it wouldn't surprise me to see "Haha, maybe you net writers should check your facts."

You know though, that'd SO be worth it.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Actually, it'd be as pointless and stupid as Matt's "Lita's an awesome wrestler" bitching and Jericho's "My match against RVD at KOTR was 5 stars" rants. Or Randy, Maven, and Jindrak's "We got in a fake fight". Some wrestlers are just super marks for themselves. Just my prediction.