Smackdown and Velocity spoilers from Cleveland

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Dark:

 

*Matt Cappoteli & Scotty Too Hotty defeated The Shane Twins.

 

Velocity:

 

*Hardcore Holly defeated Kenzo Suzuki with the Alabama Slam.

 

*Charlie Haas defeated Rene Dupree.

 

*Heidenreich defeated Mike Mondo.

 

Smackdown

 

*Rey Mysterio defeated Danny Basham. They announced Rey and a mystery partner would challenge the Basham Brothers at No Way Out. Rey then revealed his partner would be Eddie Guerrero.

 

*Backstage, WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield complained to Teddy Long about Batista coming to Smackdown. Long told Bradshaw that he made his own bed and now he’d have to lie in it.

 

*WWE Cruiserweight champion Funaki & Paul London & Shannon Moore defeated Spike Dudley & Akio & Chavo Guerrero when Funaki pinned Spike. The match was stopped for several minutes when several of the newer Divas came out to ringside and marched around the ring with signs advertising their name and the No Way Out PPV this Sunday. Torrie Wilson was the special guest ring announcer.

 

*Wrestlemania 21 Pulp Fiction spoof with Eddie Guerrero and Booker T.

 

*Kurt Angle defeated someone billed from Cleveland in the Olympic Challenge. Angle said he was going to beat whoever he had to face at No Way Out and faced off with John Cena as they passed.

 

*John Cena pinned Booker T to make it into the finals of the Wrestlemania 21 title shot tournament. Cena will face Kurt Angle this Sunday at No Way Out.

 

*Backstage, Heidenreich made fun of Booker T for losing.

 

*Backstage, The Big Show did an interview promoting the barbed wire Steel Cage match. They had barbed wire on the background of the interview set.

 

*In his locker room, John Bradshaw Layfield spoke to The Bashams and Orlando Jordan about the Barbed Wire Cage Match. He said he wasn’t afraid of Batista and if he showed up, Batista was in for a fight.

 

*Luther Reigns pinned Nunzio. He cut an interview about The Undertaker. Taker came out and brawled with Reigns and Mark Jindrak, leading to....

 

*The Undertaker pinned Mark Jindrak. Reigns beat up a cameraman and then hit Taker from behind with the camera. Jindrak and Reigns walked out but as they were in the aisle, the Undertaker’s gong was heard and he sat up.

 

*They played the trailer for “Be Cool.”

 

*Carlito Caribbean Cool approached Teddy Long and said that next week, Long was going to feel Cool’s wrath.

 

*John Bradshaw Layfield, Orlando Jordan, and The Bashams came to the ring. Batista showed up in a convertible, and takes a baseball bat out of his car and destroy’s Bradshaw’s limo. Bradshaw’s cabinet run to the limo. The Big Show comes to the ring and confronts Bradshaw when he’s alone. The Cabinet attacked Show. Batista ran in for the save and had a face off with Show as the show went off the air.

 

Dark Match:

 

*Undertaker & John Cena & Big Show defeated Kurt Angle & Heidenreich & WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield.

 

Other Smackdown Taping Notes: Tazz was plugging new toy WWE cars....It appeared a six man Cruiser bout would be added to No Way Out this Sunday.

 

Added to No Way Out: Bashams vs. Eddie/Rey for the tag titles.

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No cruisers on Velocity?

 

Booooo!

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6-Man cruiserweight match with Chavo/Spike/Akio vs. Moore/Funaki/London, interrupted by some of the faceless bimbos protesting something. Funaki got the pin for the face team on Akio.

 

--The next Wrestlemania video is a Pulp Fiction one with Booker T and Eddie Guerrero.

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--The next Wrestlemania video is a Pulp Fiction one with Booker T and Eddie Guerrero.

I'll call it right now as being the only thing worthwhile on Smackdown, except for maybe what they do with Batista, if they do anything at all.

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6-Man cruiserweight match with Chavo/Spike/Akio vs. Moore/Funaki/London, interrupted by some of the faceless bimbos protesting something. Funaki got the pin for the face team on Akio.

God damn, fuck WWE and fuck the the diva skanks, why can't they just hurry and quit already?

 

--The next Wrestlemania video is a Pulp Fiction one with Booker T and Eddie Guerrero.

 

That'a good, though for some reason i'd rather Pulp Fiction been done by JBL and Orlando, with Eddie doing Scarface.

[Guest Evolution]

Why even bother teasing us with a six-man cruiser match?

 

And the Pulp Fiction Wrestlemania video sound good. I have a feeling they're going to get better and better, after starting off with that weak Forrest Gump parody.

[Guest Phenom]

Dupree can't catch a break.

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I admit they are getting better, but I don't consider the Forrest Gump movie parody to be weak by any means. It got quite the laugh out of my Rumble party, and I still like to watch it when it comes on.

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Cena just beat Booker, no surprise there.

 

Angle did another hometown challenge and won in about a minute.

 

They did a segment where JBL told Teddy that he was setup and wasn't in the limo, etc, and Teddy said Batista would be at No Way Out on Sunday, so it looks like they're doing whatever they can to pop a buyrate there.

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Edited more results up at the top.

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*Wrestlemania 21 Pulp Fiction spoof with Eddie Guerrero and Booker T.

 

Do you see a sign outside this arena that says "buried wrestler storage"?

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*In his locker room, John Bradshaw Layfield spoke to The Bashams and Orlando Jordan about the Barbed Wire Cage Match. He said he wasn’t afraid of Batista and if he showed up, Batista was in for a fight.

I'm thinking that JBL calls out Batista. 'Batistia' comes out, but it's a midget. JBL will berate him and so on, but it all backfires when the real Batista shows up, and hijinks ensue.

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*In his locker room, John Bradshaw Layfield spoke to The Bashams and Orlando Jordan about the Barbed Wire Cage Match. He said he wasn’t afraid of Batista and if he showed up, Batista was in for a fight.

I'm thinking that JBL calls out Batista. 'Batistia' comes out, but it's a midget. JBL will berate him and so on, but it all backfires when the real Batista shows up, and hijinks ensue.

The WWE has offered Hunter's Torn Quad a job on the Smackdown writing staff.

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Okay, full spoilers are now posted.

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A Batista v Big Show tease ?

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A Batista v Big Show tease ?

Well, they have to make the fans think that Big Show will win on Sunday so they'll actually buy the PPV.

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A Batista v Big Show tease ?

Well, they have to make the fans think that Big Show will win on Sunday so they'll actually buy the PPV.

If they tease a Batista jump too well, people might actually want it to happen. And it isn't going to happen.

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*Backstage, Heidenreich made fun of Booker T for losing.

 

Booker v Heidenreich at NWO? What great build!!

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A Batista v Big Show tease ?

Well, they have to make the fans think that Big Show will win on Sunday so they'll actually buy the PPV.

Why go that extra mile? Everyone knows Batista isn't EVEN going to face the SD champion, and everyone knows JBL is walking out of No Way Out with the strap. It's as obvious as HHH winning the title every time he challenges for it.

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*Backstage, Heidenreich made fun of Booker T for losing.

 

Booker v Heidenreich at NWO? What great build!!

 

Meltzer was right, so I guess they've been planning this match since last week when they realized they had a PPV coming up with no matches booked for it.

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Damn.

 

Outside of the WMania commercial and maybe Cena v. Booker T, this is a totally missable Smackdown.

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Glad I passed on spending $40-50 for a ticket.

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*Backstage, Heidenreich made fun of Booker T for losing.

 

Booker v Heidenreich at NWO? What great build!!

 

Meltzer was right, so I guess they've been planning this match since last week when they realized they had a PPV coming up with no matches booked for it.

I guess the WWE forgot part of the reason they switched to split brand PPVs was to give themselves extra time to build up to them.

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*Backstage, Heidenreich made fun of Booker T for losing.

 

Booker v Heidenreich at NWO? What great build!!

 

Meltzer was right, so I guess they've been planning this match since last week when they realized they had a PPV coming up with no matches booked for it.

I guess the WWE forgot part of the reason they switched to split brand PPVs was to give Raw extra time to build up to theirs.

Edited for WWE accuracy.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I'm really starting to wonder about the supposed Undertaker/Kane Vs Snitsky/Heidenreich deal @ Mania.

 

They appear to have completely dropped both angles. I'd rather see Undertaker Vs Reigns @ Mania instead. Let Taker and Reigns have a straight out brawl with Jindrak fucking him over causing the DQ. Building to a re-match @ Mania with perhaps a FCA or SF stipulation.

 

As for Kane/Snitsky/Heidenreich? Who cares? toss them in a battle royal if you do that elsewise? No dice. Although Kane deserves a spot for being involved in once again the worst angle of the year. (2002-katie vick, 2003-Shane McMahon 2004-Snitsky/Lita.)

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I'm really starting to wonder about the supposed Undertaker/Kane Vs Snitsky/Heidenreich deal @ Mania.

 

They appear to have completely dropped both angles. I'd rather see Undertaker Vs Reigns @ Mania instead. Let Taker and Reigns have a straight out brawl with Jindrak fucking him over causing the DQ. Building to a re-match @ Mania with perhaps a FCA or SF stipulation.

 

As for Kane/Snitsky/Heidenreich? Who cares? toss them in a battle royal if you do that elsewise? No dice. Although Kane deserves a spot for being involved in once again the worst angle of the year. (2002-katie vick, 2003-Shane McMahon 2004-Snitsky/Lita.)

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So it's

 

WWE Title Match

Angle-Cena

Reigns-Taker

Booker-Heidenreich

Eddie/Rey vs. Bashams

Funaki-Spike(?)

....any idea what will fill the rest of the time?

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

*Special Bonus Match*

 

Makes Seven spots. That's the standard fare and throw in a couple backstage skits and a couple promos and ads and you got 2 hours and 45 minutes of content.

 

JBL/TBS=15-20 Minutes

Angle/Cena=18-25 Minutes

Taker/Reigns=8-12 Minutes

Booker/Heidenreich=5-8 Minutes

Latino Express/Bashams=15-20 Minutes(it got 20 on tv a couple weeks ago with booker in rey's place...i think it was with booker, maybe rey)

CW Six Man=6-12 minutes

Bonus Match(let's say Haas Vs Jindrak)=5-8 Minutes.

 

the skits, promos, ads should easily fill it up.

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Batista showed up in a convertible

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And you just know Batista will be rocking an awesome car. I'd wet myself if he showed up in an XK8 or something.