Guest curry_man2002 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 Fact 1. Fish have a memory of roughly 4 seconds (all except the fish police) Fact 2. Sharks cannot swim backwards (except those clever bastards from the film deep blue sea) Fact 3. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. Fact 4. The tit spelt backwards is beleive it or not tit.
nl5xsk1 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no holes is a danish.
Ripper Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 Fact 5: My penis is longer than my foot. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 Fact 5: My penis is longer than my foot. Don't ask me how I know. I just do. Ripper - Extremely small feet since 1982?
Brett Favre Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs. An Eagle with a Super Bowl Ring is a thief. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" - Every letter in the alphabet is used in the previous sentence. It's illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey.
Ripper Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 Fact 5: My penis is longer than my foot. Don't ask me how I know. I just do. Ripper - Extremely small feet since 1982? Ripper - wearing a size 9 since 1996 ... Ripper - realizing the shoes are a lil big since 3:11 pm.
Nighthawk Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 I wear a size 13 or 14 shoe and my penis is average sized. That doesn't seem right.
The Metal Maniac Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 In the courtyard of Edinburgh Castle in Scotland, there is one square yard of land that is considered Nova Scotian (which is a Canadian province) soil. No one knows where it is, but they know it is there.
Vern Gagne Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no holes is a danish. So donut holes, are really danish holes?
1234-5678 Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 Fig Newtons are made from garbage.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 I wear a size 13 or 14 shoe and my penis is average sized. That doesn't seem right. White?
Nighthawk Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Yeah, but it's not really average anyway, so I guess the point is moot.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 I wear a size 13, so I know what you mean.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Someone's reading this thread whose name is Do Cock. Does Loss know about this?
Vern Gagne Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 The constitution had no provision on who would replace the President when WM Henry Harrison died.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 amusing. http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
Guest Fook Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Dick Van Dyke's real name is Penis Van Lesbian.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Betty Crocker isnt a real person.
alfdogg Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Disses weren't invented until the mid 90's.
The Czech Republic Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Oh wait. It is a nut.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Alfdogg is actually several people.
Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" - Every letter in the alphabet is used in the previous sentence. Same as the sentence "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" And uses a few less letters, too. And it's called a pangram if I'm not mistaken. Both were in the novel Ella Minnow Pea Also, in reference to the foot/penis measurements, I've always heard that the forearm matches the foot in length. Or something.
Art Sandusky Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 I thought it would be fun and games, instead it's all the same.
The Czech Republic Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 I've always heard that the forearm matches the foot in length. Or something. Pretty close. My shoe size is 15, by the way. Not fun
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut Oh wait. It is a nut. SURVEY SAYS X Peanuts are actually legumes, or beans.
The Czech Republic Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut Oh wait. It is a nut. SURVEY SAYS X Peanuts are actually legumes, or beans. Survey says watch the Critic.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut Oh wait. It is a nut. SURVEY SAYS X Peanuts are actually legumes, or beans. Survey says watch the Critic. I remember just enough of that show to know that I didnt like it.
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