The random fact thread

[Guest curry_man2002]

Fact 1. Fish have a memory of roughly 4 seconds (all except the fish police)

 

Fact 2. Sharks cannot swim backwards (except those clever bastards from the film deep blue sea)

 

Fact 3. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

 

Fact 4. The tit spelt backwards is beleive it or not tit.

[nl5xsk1 0]

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

 

And a doughnut with no holes is a danish.

[Ripper 0]

Fact 5: My penis is longer than my foot. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Fact 5: My penis is longer than my foot. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.

Ripper - Extremely small feet since 1982?

[Brett Favre 0]

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

 

An Eagle with a Super Bowl Ring is a thief.

 

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" - Every letter in the alphabet is used in the previous sentence.

 

It's illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey.

[Ripper 0]

^^^ does not write for cena.

[Ripper 0]

Fact 5: My penis is longer than my foot. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.

Ripper - Extremely small feet since 1982?

Ripper - wearing a size 9 since 1996

 

 

 

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Ripper - realizing the shoes are a lil big since 3:11 pm.

[Nighthawk 0]

I wear a size 13 or 14 shoe and my penis is average sized. That doesn't seem right.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

In the courtyard of Edinburgh Castle in Scotland, there is one square yard of land that is considered Nova Scotian (which is a Canadian province) soil.

 

No one knows where it is, but they know it is there.

[Vern Gagne 0]

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

 

And a doughnut with no holes is a danish.

So donut holes, are really danish holes?

[1234-5678 0]

Fig Newtons are made from garbage.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

I wear a size 13 or 14 shoe and my penis is average sized. That doesn't seem right.

White?

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, but it's not really average anyway, so I guess the point is moot.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

I wear a size 13, so I know what you mean.

[Guest Phenom]

Colin Powell was on GI Joe.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Someone's reading this thread whose name is Do Cock. Does Loss know about this?

[Vern Gagne 0]

The constitution had no provision on who would replace the President when WM Henry Harrison died.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

 

amusing.

 

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

[Guest Fook]

Dick Van Dyke's real name is Penis Van Lesbian.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Betty Crocker isnt a real person.

[alfdogg 0]

Disses weren't invented until the mid 90's.

[The Czech Republic 0]

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh wait. It is a nut.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Alfdogg is actually several people.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" - Every letter in the alphabet is used in the previous sentence.

Same as the sentence "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" And uses a few less letters, too. And it's called a pangram if I'm not mistaken. Both were in the novel Ella Minnow Pea

 

Also, in reference to the foot/penis measurements, I've always heard that the forearm matches the foot in length. Or something.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I thought it would be fun and games, instead it's all the same.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I've always heard that the forearm matches the foot in length.  Or something.

Pretty close. My shoe size is 15, by the way. Not fun

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm drunk.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut

 

Oh wait. It is a nut.

SURVEY SAYS

 

X

 

Peanuts are actually legumes, or beans.

[The Czech Republic 0]

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut

 

Oh wait. It is a nut.

SURVEY SAYS

 

X

 

Peanuts are actually legumes, or beans.

Survey says watch the Critic.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut

 

Oh wait. It is a nut.

SURVEY SAYS

 

X

 

Peanuts are actually legumes, or beans.

Survey says watch the Critic.

I remember just enough of that show to know that I didnt like it.