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Guest cosbywasmurdered
Surprisingly enough Super Dave wouldn't answer the phone.

 

I'm sorry I was camping.

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I did get somebody on the line at Super Dave's number, by the way. It was a woman. I said "Hey, I got your number off the internet." and they hung up.

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Guest BrokenWings
309 9858 310  crank

 

From her notebook. I wonder if it's her drug dealer's number. Someone seriously call that and ask if they've dealt drugs to Paris.

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Guest Ronixis
Never would've thought that T-Mobile would be the cell company of choice for celebs

^

 

*Points to the Insider website...shows Catheirne Zeta Jones ad...*

 

Yeah... you wouldnt have noticed...

 

And T-Mobile are the cheaper Cell Phone guys. The real deal is Sprint, Nextel or Verizon...

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Guest Failed Mascot

I invited a certain celeb from the list to come to TSM. Hopefully said Celeb hears the voicemail message and shows up.

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Guest Failed Mascot

I never even called her. I tried to get ahold of Lil Jon but his phone was always busy. He was probably dealing drugs.

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Who takes naked pictures of themselves with their phone anyway?

Barry: Those are the pictures?

 

Wayne Jarvis: They’re all over the news.

 

Barry: Those are balls.

 

Wayne Jarvis: What?

 

Narrator: Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself while learning to use his camera phone.

 

Barry: This close, they always look like landscape. Nope, you’re looking at balls.

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I wonder how she knows Super Dave Osborne and Ron Pearlman.

I think there's another Ron Pearlman who's the head of a cosmetics company and used to be married to Ellen Barkin.

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First time I saw this just now.

 

Man... Fred Durst, Ashlee Simpson, Anna Kournakova, Lindsay Lohan... It's like a directory of the has-beens and never-can-bes.

 

With connections like that, you truly are the real thing, Paris. Whoever said she was a flash in the pan with stars like that clinging to her coattails? :rolleyes:

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You idiot. These people obviously changed their numbers when they were released to the internet.

That argument might be considered valid if not for the fact that "Christina Aguilera";s number is that of a company. If she had simply changed it, the number wouldn't belong to a business.

 

Gee, you're hostile today. Where's the love?

It's true:

 

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/news/wabc_0222...arishilton.html

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Her snagged emails amused me greatly. I always knew Fred Durst was a little bitch, but...wow, pussy whipped much?!

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Guest cosbywasmurdered
Surprisingly enough Super Dave wouldn't answer the phone.

 

I'm sorry I was camping.

*1/2

thanks SK.

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Guest Failed Mascot
Lil' Jon told everyone in the crowd at a TRL taping to stop calling him.

Good thing I don't watch TRL and therefor can continue calling him.

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Who takes naked pictures of themselves with their phone anyway?

celebs, I guess.

 

*points and laughs at T-Mobile for an ad campaign using Hilton that is soooo going to blow up in their faces now*

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Lil' Jon told everyone in the crowd at a TRL taping to stop calling him.

Good thing I don't watch TRL and therefor can continue calling him.

Post of the day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: No, not really.

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Two friends of mine called several of the people from the list.

 

One friend only got through to Ashlee Simpson's voicemail, and she got cussed out by some guy named Jason, who she presumed was one of the guys Paris has fucked in the past. She couldn't get through to Avril, Lil' Jon, or anybody else.

 

My other friend called up Eminem, but his phone was "disconnected". She then called Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, and got her voicemail, which was a very sharp, piercing whistle, followed by "please leave a message!" I tried to get her to call the "eggplant dike ass", but she wouldn't.

 

Neither one called up Fred Durst, which was very disappointing.

 

-Ben

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Lil' Jon told everyone in the crowd at a TRL taping to stop calling him.

Good thing I don't watch TRL and therefor can continue calling him.

I'm sure 'Lil John is thrilled hundreds of people are calling him, saying Yeah and What.

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/24/p...n.ap/index.html

 

 

Paris Hilton: 'I want to apologize'

'I don't know why this stuff always happens to me'

Thursday, February 24, 2005 Posted: 9:32 AM EST (1432 GMT)

 

NEW YORK (AP) -- While Hollywood gossips about who was -- and wasn't -- in Paris Hilton's cell phone book, the hotel heiress/reality TV star says she feels "horrible."

 

Last week, Hilton's cell phone was hacked into and its contents (her phone numbers and e-mail addresses) were posted on the Internet.

 

In an interview with Us Weekly magazine, on newsstands Friday, Hilton says: "I feel horrible that, once again, someone has invaded my privacy. I want to apologize to all my friends and family. I don't know why this stuff always happens to me, but I wish it wouldn't anymore."

 

Hilton, 24, said she first heard the news from her sister, Nicky.

 

"(Nicky) told me it was out there," she said. "It's too upsetting for me -- I can't believe it."

 

Some of her friends have been besieged with calls and e-mails. Actress Lindsay Lohan tells the magazine: "It's crazy. I even got an e-mail from someone pretending to be Hugh Hefner."

 

Hilton's privacy was previously exposed when a sex tape of her and an ex-boyfriend became a cyberspace novelty. She stars on the Fox TV reality show "The Simple Life 3: Interns" with friend Nicole Richie, daughter of R&B singer Lionel Richie.

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I feel happy now I have informed Avril Lavigne of how she's a talentless bitch and how her boyfriend looks like a retarded monkey. Or possibly someone is going to check their voicemail and wonder what the fuck is going on, Either way, may God bless phone hackers of the rich and stupid.

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