My Friend commited Suicide

[Jingus 0]

My suicide note would blame everyone.

I'd try to do something constructive with a suicide note if I snuffed myself. Like, claim that Vince Russo had been breaking into my house and molesting me for years and I just couldn't take it anymore.

[MrRant 0]

[nl5xsk1 0]

Sorry to hear about your friend ... I had one good friend, and two acquaintences, kill themselves during my senior year of high school, so I know it sucks and stuff.

 

/would leave a note. And would do it in a hotel so my loved ones wouldn't have to clean up my brains and whatnot. Let a stranger do that for the loose change I'd leave on the desk as a gratuity

[Sideburnious 0]

If real, this would have been better off posted in GC.

My exact thought.

 

I had a friend OD, and if I posted about it in here, it would be up for ridicule that I wouldn't be prepared to deal with.

 

Wrong folder, cuz.

Laughter is the best medicine. Cruel mockery is the second best.

Yeah I was thinking about putting it in GC but I didn't know whether to or not.(A mod can feel free to move it if they want). And some of your posts are making me laugh a little (emphasis on some).

 

Em, as far as I know (for those whose interested), I was told he hung himself but his mother said it could have been an accident (Don't ask me how it could have been, it might have been just her in denial looking for an explination).

 

As far as I know no note, there could have been one but I wasn't told.

[Nighthawk 0]

Autoerotic asphyxiation results in accidental hangings. Happens more often than you'd think. There was also a girl who accidently hung herself trying to hang a Leo Dicaprio poster. Not exactly sure of the logistics of that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

venetian blinds..the string, probably.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I met up with all my other friends and we just hung out for a while, talked and then went for a walk before returning to one of the friends house where my friends got drunk and we all reminised.

*chalks up suicide as Excuse No. 393,382 to get loaded*

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Notice how the part about Courtney and stuff is in a totally different handwritting?

 

Sure there's a hundred logical explanations for it, but still... OMGCONSPIRACY

[Ripper 0]

Ah. the only way I could kill myself is gunfight. Big ol' no way I am going to win, but this will make the news gunfight.

 

The liklihood that they will make a movie about me will go up 10 fold with that one.

[nl5xsk1 0]

So, Ripper, you'd have someone else kill you as a means of suicide? Doesn't that kind of not count, and stuff?

 

And does it have to be a gun fight? Why not jump in front of a moving train, or off a highway overpass into traffic, or jump into a shark tank at the aquarium ... all of those would get you primo coverage on the news @ 11.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

it's called suicide by cop

[Ripper 0]

So, Ripper, you'd have someone else kill you as a means of suicide?  Doesn't that kind of not count, and stuff?

 

And does it have to be a gun fight?  Why not jump in front of a moving train, or off a highway overpass into traffic, or jump into a shark tank at the aquarium ... all of those would get you primo coverage on the news @ 11.

But only for a day. A gun fight....that would kick ass.

 

 

And I count putting yourself in a position where there is no chance to live counts as a suicide. I mean if cops have guns pulled on you and you pull out a knife and start running at one of them, I think that counts as suicide.

 

So yeah....gun fight. One on like 60.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

When I was in 4th grade the principal of the elementary school I went to hung himself. He used the blinds in his office and just jumped out the window. The janitor's dog found him in the bushes the next morning. Rumor had it that his head was severed but I don't know if I believe that.

[Guest Quik]

I would blame Martha Stewart for my suicide.

[Guest BrokenWings]

Em, as far as I know (for those whose interested),  I was told he hung himself but his mother said it could have been an accident (Don't ask me how it could have been, it might have been just her in denial looking for an explination).

I've heard it happen many times, where a guy stands on a chair and ties a noose around a ceiling fan, or whatever, while jerking off. I believe it's something the arabs do as well, as it's supposed to make the orgasm better. Some guy recently died in the Canadian military while attempting this.

 

I assume they just get lightheaded, and fall, but I don't know specifics.

 

Did a search, found this:

 

* * Those who explore variant erotic practices occasionally experiment with hypoxia as a means of intensifying orgasm. Marquis de Sade first described this practice in his writings. Autoerotic play using a ligature or noose to produce hypoxia during masturbation can result in accidental hanging.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Ah.  the only way I could kill myself is gunfight.  Big ol' no way I am going to win, but this will make the news gunfight. 

 

The liklihood that they will make a movie about me will go up 10 fold with that one.

I'd steal a car and some prime weapons and pretend I was playing GTA.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

I know somewhat how you feel. A friend of mine has tried to kill herself over a dozen times.

I'd never hire her. If she can't off herself in that many attempts then I can't see her doing much correctly.

Remember, it's down the road, not across the street.

[Ted the Poster 0]