Mole Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 A 35 year old woman just moved into my dorm. She has two kids. She stalked one of my friends. She gave us a cake.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 Take a picture with her.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 I agree but have her write "Mole Stomp" across her chest and flash the camera while the picture is being taken.
Mole Posted February 22, 2005 Author Report Posted February 22, 2005 It will be done in the next few days.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 It will be done in the next few days. I'd like to see it actually get fulfilled. That would be awesome.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 no bra either. Bare tits with Mole Stomp written across the top of her chest.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake. This thread should have been locked before this post, for those keeping score at home.
Sideburnious Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 Do the two kids stay in the dorm with her? And what type of cake was it?
The Czech Republic Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake. This thread should have been locked before this post, for those keeping score at home. You should have phrased it "for those scoring at home" so that I could chime in with "or if you're just by yourself"
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 Fuck, my jokes are shit today....
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 This thread should have been locked before this post, for those keeping score at home. You should have phrased it "for those scoring at home" so that I could chime in with "or if you're just by yourself" I'm not interested in being a comic duo with you, Czech.
The Czech Republic Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 So then what the hell am I supposed to do with those "Hustle & Czech's Good-Time Vaudeville Revue" banners I printed up? And the outfits! Matching cane-and-top-hat outfits ain't cheap.
Sideburnious Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 If you need another person for your duo Czech, i'll join you *Tumbleweed rolls by* Awww
Twisted Intestine Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 There's a 35 year old woman in a class I help at high school.
Ripper Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 There's a 35 year old woman in a class I help at high school. If she isn't bringing cake then i don't see the point in sharing that outside of trying to steal Moles thunder. Thunder stealer.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 There's a 35 year old woman in a class I help at high school. If she isn't bringing cake then i don't see the point in sharing that outside of trying to steal Moles thunder. Thunder stealer. Haha, just found it interesting that she's in high school. Like Billy Madison. ..and I wanted to steal the thunder.
Ted the Poster Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Good job stealing Mole's very lame thunder. Be advised though that Mole is the Zeus of lame thunder. He has many more bolts to throw.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 What in the blue hell are you talking about?
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Meatwad's trying to establish himself as an interesting poster by randomly insulting people generally accepted to be disliked.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 And how do you thinkk everyone else got established?
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Different ways, really. But I was just answering IDRM's question, that's all.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 We need an ask X thread. Just to be complete.
Ted the Poster Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Being established here is actually what I fear most. I mean fuck, look what happened to you guys. Can you imagine how pathetically high your postcounts would be if HD counted towards it?
Nighthawk Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 I have a relatively low post count.
Nighthawk Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 I'm also much younger than most of the established posters. Do you realize Incandenza is closer to 30 than 20? Man...
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Being established here is actually what I fear most. I mean fuck, look what happened to you guys. Can you imagine how pathetically high your postcounts would be if HD counted towards it? I obviously don't care about my postcount. I wanted to put it in the negative lowest possible number, but apparently I wouldn't be able to ever change my custom title again, so fuck it.
Guest 5.0Fanatic Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 35? Thats pussy shit. I got a 63 year old lady living in the dorm room next to me. Seriously, how are these people let in the dorms? And if your 63 would you really want to live with a bunch of college kids?
iggymcfly Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 HD posts don't count toward your total? 1) Why? and 2) OMG! I'm never posting in HD again!
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