Mole 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 A 35 year old woman just moved into my dorm. She has two kids. She stalked one of my friends. She gave us a cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Take a picture with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 22, 2005 I agree but have her write "Mole Stomp" across her chest and flash the camera while the picture is being taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 It will be done in the next few days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Give her a mohawk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 22, 2005 It will be done in the next few days. I'd like to see it actually get fulfilled. That would be awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 22, 2005 no bra either. Bare tits with Mole Stomp written across the top of her chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake. This thread should have been locked before this post, for those keeping score at home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Do the two kids stay in the dorm with her? And what type of cake was it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake. This thread should have been locked before this post, for those keeping score at home. You should have phrased it "for those scoring at home" so that I could chime in with "or if you're just by yourself" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Fuck, my jokes are shit today.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 This thread should have been locked before this post, for those keeping score at home. You should have phrased it "for those scoring at home" so that I could chime in with "or if you're just by yourself" I'm not interested in being a comic duo with you, Czech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 So then what the hell am I supposed to do with those "Hustle & Czech's Good-Time Vaudeville Revue" banners I printed up? And the outfits! Matching cane-and-top-hat outfits ain't cheap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 If you need another person for your duo Czech, i'll join you *Tumbleweed rolls by* Awww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 There's a 35 year old woman in a class I help at high school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 There's a 35 year old woman in a class I help at high school. If she isn't bringing cake then i don't see the point in sharing that outside of trying to steal Moles thunder. Thunder stealer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 There's a 35 year old woman in a class I help at high school. If she isn't bringing cake then i don't see the point in sharing that outside of trying to steal Moles thunder. Thunder stealer. Haha, just found it interesting that she's in high school. Like Billy Madison. ..and I wanted to steal the thunder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Good job stealing Mole's very lame thunder. Be advised though that Mole is the Zeus of lame thunder. He has many more bolts to throw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 What in the blue hell are you talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Meatwad's trying to establish himself as an interesting poster by randomly insulting people generally accepted to be disliked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 23, 2005 And how do you thinkk everyone else got established? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Different ways, really. But I was just answering IDRM's question, that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 23, 2005 We need an ask X thread. Just to be complete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2005 Being established here is actually what I fear most. I mean fuck, look what happened to you guys. Can you imagine how pathetically high your postcounts would be if HD counted towards it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2005 I have a relatively low post count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2005 I'm also much younger than most of the established posters. Do you realize Incandenza is closer to 30 than 20? Man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 24, 2005 Being established here is actually what I fear most. I mean fuck, look what happened to you guys. Can you imagine how pathetically high your postcounts would be if HD counted towards it? I obviously don't care about my postcount. I wanted to put it in the negative lowest possible number, but apparently I wouldn't be able to ever change my custom title again, so fuck it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5.0Fanatic Report post Posted February 24, 2005 35? Thats pussy shit. I got a 63 year old lady living in the dorm room next to me. Seriously, how are these people let in the dorms? And if your 63 would you really want to live with a bunch of college kids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2005 HD posts don't count toward your total? 1) Why? and 2) OMG! I'm never posting in HD again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
