Guest Macaroni Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Step 1: Have Maven come out next week, and cut a promo saying how he's been working hard for close to two years, and has barely anything to show for it. He whines more and more as the promo goes on, eventually yelling "What about me, what about Maven?". Random face comes in and challenges him, and Maven defeats him with the Lung Breaker thing, which JR calls the "Maven Effect". Step 2: Maven becomes more angsty and angry as the weeks go by, and develops a new catchphrase: "Quote the Maven: Forevermore". Maven then adds a secondary finisher, the "Mavenflow DDT". Step 3: The transformation is complete. The old Maven is dead, and in his place the new, brooding, miserable Maven is left. Possibly team him with Shane Helms and Steven Richards (and / or other misused wrestlers) to form "Maven's Flock". Gold I tell you, GOLD!!! And yes, I know I'm retarded.
razazteca Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Don't forget to add Garrison Cade, Chris Masters, Gene Snitsky to the group. ooops.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Yes.. let's steal Raven's gimmick. Why? Survey says: THEIR NAMES RHYME! ...
haws bah gawd Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Maybe I'm missing something, but who is Chris Champion?
razazteca Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Hey yo, its not its not the first time it happened.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 It would only work if Raven was still in the WWE, and while cutting a promo and asking "What about Raven?" Maven walked in *BIG POP* (Why there would be a pop, I have no idea), "What about Maven?" ..Then he just steals Raven's identity and pisses him off. Raven vs Maven in the main event of Sunday night heat!
Gary Floyd Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 If you're goinf to do an angsty wrestling stable, then you have to add Heidenreich. Have him move to Raw, and let him read poetry that deals with things like self mutilation or dead butterflies, or whatever the kids write about these days
Guest Macaroni Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Yes.. let's steal Raven's gimmick. Why? Survey says: THEIR NAMES RHYME! ... That's pretty much it. And until / if WWE comes up with something better, I'm sticking with my idea.
AndrewTS Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Maybe I'm missing something, but who is Chris Champion? If I remember my Weird World of Wrestling right, he was a ninja turtle in the independents and is a convicted child molestor. Who's Garrison Cade?
Guest netslob Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 If you're goinf to do an angsty wrestling stable, then you have to add Heidenreich. Have him move to Raw, and let him read poetry that deals with things like self mutilation or dead butterflies, or whatever the kids write about these days heh, i just thought of something. his finisher should be called: *buh-DUM* "The Poetry Slam!"
Guest Trivia247 Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 So will Maven flop down in the corner looking all depressed while a gorgeous piece o woman sits on his knee.... alla Kimona, beulah, Alexie etc etc etc Well Maven will first have to become a Manager come out with Straw hat and a hawaiian shirt maybe calling himself Maven 5 Iron
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Raven's gimmick was cool like 10 years ago. It doesn't work today for the originator, so don't think a parody would do very well.
razazteca Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Maybe I'm missing something, but who is Chris Champion? If I remember my Weird World of Wrestling right, he was a ninja turtle in the independents and is a convicted child molestor. Who's Garrison Cade? You know the kin of HBK that had to change his name because there was already a Lance with the company and worked as Barry Windham of the 1980's. The stable of recycled gimmicks should be Maven, Masters, Carlito, Dean, Snitsky or Heindrich as the monster. Considering that there were/are 5 or more "talents" with the name "Chris" it is easy to confuse them.
2GOLD Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 With that stupid M on his crotch, I always felt they should do an angle where he is the long lost son of the original founder of the McDonald's fast food chain. Instant crossover success.
Gary Floyd Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 So will Maven flop down in the corner looking all depressed while a gorgeous piece o woman sits on his knee.... alla Kimona, beulah, Alexie etc etc etc The girls would have to be Christy and any other new diva coming in Then it will turn out that Kane slept with the two divas.Then he'll french kiss the two divas simultaniously while the fans chant "He's Hardcore!"
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 So will Maven flop down in the corner looking all depressed while a gorgeous piece o woman sits on his knee.... alla Kimona, beulah, Alexie etc etc etc Well Maven will first have to become a Manager come out with Straw hat and a hawaiian shirt maybe calling himself Maven 5 Iron I like that idea. We need a golf gimmick in the WWE. Hole-in-One Darsow was GOLD, and anyone who uses the gimmick automaitcally gains a fan in me. Only other person besides Darsow I ever heard use the golf gimmick is some indy wrestler named Chip Fairway.
Vyce Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Waittaminute, hold the phone - when was Chris "Yoshi Kwan" Champion convicted of child molestation? I've never heard of that before.
AndrewTS Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Waittaminute, hold the phone - when was Chris "Yoshi Kwan" Champion convicted of child molestation? I've never heard of that before. http://www.oldschool-wrestling.com/wwow/WWOW_Cowabunga.htm Okay, I was quite a bit off, and it never said conviction, but I remembered something of the sort. It's easy to get confused with all of the various sex offenders involved in the wrestling biz.
Styles Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 This sounds like something Russo would book in WCW 2000...
jester Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Maven should simply come out as a different gimmick heel each week. Hollywood Hulk Maven MavenDoink The Maventonk Man Maven R. Schyster The Maven Dollar Man Rocky Mavenia Big Van Maveder And if that doesn't work, just make him imitate the Bushwhackers instead.
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Maybe I'm missing something, but who is Chris Champion? If I remember my Weird World of Wrestling right, he was a ninja turtle in the independents and is a convicted child molestor. Who's Garrison Cade? You know the kin of HBK that had to change his name because there was already a Lance with the company and worked as Barry Windham of the 1980's. The stable of recycled gimmicks should be Maven, Masters, Carlito, Dean, Snitsky or Heindrich as the monster. Considering that there were/are 5 or more "talents" with the name "Chris" it is easy to confuse them. HBKade..... The Shawn Micheals legend may never have recovered...
Guest Coffey Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 In all honesty, this thread should've been closed a long fucking time ago.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 In all honesty, this thread should've been closed a long fucking time ago. I thought this thread should have never existed when I wrote my first reply... ...But instead I'll bump it up!
Gary Floyd Posted February 24, 2005 Report Posted February 24, 2005 Maven should simply come out as a different gimmick heel each week. Hollywood Hulk Maven MavenDoink The Maventonk Man Maven R. Schyster The Maven Dollar Man Rocky Mavenia Big Van Maveder Who (Is Maven) (It's the "Who" character and Maven) HakuMaven Maven Kane Maven is a Real Man's Man Maven Pac Big Daddy Cool Maven T.L. Maven Maven "The Masterpiece" Masters "The Narcasist" Lex Maven
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