The Following People are Terrible

[Art Sandusky 0]

Reshad also started a funny thread about assfucking his dude cousin. It became sensationalized and he started doing everything possible to get it into Classics, but the initial first couple of pages were a riot.

 

I think I'll start a poll.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Did I make this list just because of that throwaway "HAHAHAHA POOP!!!!!!!11111" topic I made a few days ago? Or briefly steering that "Americans Slipping in Education" topic in CE towards sexual euphanisms? Hey, I was feeling silly those days.

 

Honestly, despite some dumb joke topics, (and I'm sure lots of people will chime in to refute me on this) I think I am a average, and good, contributor. I believe people write me off because:

 

a) My screen name is that of a wrestler. I used to watch back in '99-'00 when I joined the board and kept the ID for the relaunch in '02. I haven't been a wrestling fan in years. I've thought about letting the mods rename me, but I don't think any good can come of that. Besides, despite being around so long, I'm not even established enough that people would say: "Oh right, that used to be KANE." So I just stick with it, rather than getting people to think that I'm some new, horrible entity.

 

b) I don't put any effort towards entertaining avatars and sigs which may be an subconscious bias to some TSMers.

 

c) Questionable musical tastes.

 

Still, seeing my name on this list is funny. Ah, this place. I love it and hate it all at once but I can't stay away.

I love this thread.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

One night in Bangkok and the world's my oyster!

[Sideburnious 0]

Sweet, so I dodge the list but do so due to a technicality.

 

 

Does Mascot or anyone (useful) have any suggestions how to avoid being on the list in future?

[Matt Young 0]

I don't try to make good posts anymore.

 

I figured I'd be #1 on this list as soon as I saw who was posting it. Hey, if I'm going to make a list, at least I'm at the top.

[Mik 0]

I think we should all try and be more like Frigid. So, in honor of that, I'm gonna go and injure myself... cry about it, and then gain 150 pounds. Throughout the ordeal, I will post approximately 30 times a day and continually try and convince myself that these people are my real friends.

 

I'll keep everyone updated!

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Mik is getting reeeeeal testy for a guy that doesn't care.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Hey CE/mik, remember when Banky made you look like a douche? that was pretty funny.

[Mik 0]

Uh huh. Banky didn't do anything except start something, and then sit back and watch while everyone piled on.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Exactly.

[Vyce 0]

How can you mention Slapnuts without mentioning Vyce? I'm just curious. They're interchangeable, so if you like one, you like both. If one annoys you, they both annoy you. No?

Oh no, don't drag me into this, sister.

 

And if I do not entertain you, fuck off. I'm not your dancing monkey.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

And if I do not entertain you, fuck off. I'm not your dancing monkey.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

How can you mention Slapnuts without mentioning Vyce? I'm just curious. They're interchangeable, so if you like one, you like both. If one annoys you, they both annoy you. No?

Oh no, don't drag me into this, sister.

 

And if I do not entertain you, fuck off. I'm not your dancing monkey.

Maybe you should be.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I knew I'd be in no danger of being on Mascot's list, but I do wonder if he would still trust me to back him up should TSM ever degenerate into Gang Wars: The Sequel...

[TheFranchise 0]

I think I should be on his list, i've had about 3,200 posts of pure crap.

 

Inclusive of this.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I think we should all try and be more like Frigid. So, in honor of that, I'm gonna go and injure myself... cry about it, and then gain 150 pounds. Throughout the ordeal, I will post approximately 30 times a day and continually try and convince myself that these people are my real friends.

 

I'll keep everyone updated!

Consider this thread, your webiste.

[NYU 0]

I think we should all try and be more like Frigid. So, in honor of that, I'm gonna go and injure myself... cry about it, and then gain 150 pounds. Throughout the ordeal, I will post approximately 30 times a day and continually try and convince myself that these people are my real friends.

 

I'll keep everyone updated!

As long as you include pictures of yourself posing at the bar, I know I'll be reading....

[Mik 0]

Whoa, that was in 2003 - you certainly know how to tell a fresh and original joke!

[NYU 0]

Why did you edit your post from what you originally wrote before? The one that was in the format of a letter.....the humor involved by calling me an "awful poster" was really cutting edge. Your comment now is just ordinary.

[Guest netslob]

ok, how am i NOT on this list? everyone here hates me. "Biggest Spaz Ever", "Whiniest Bitch in the History of the Internet", "the Measuring Stick of what it Means to be a Loser on the Internet" (ie. fat, atheist, wrestling fan, bitter at people with social lives), does ANY of this ring a bell? i should be at the TOP of this list, dammit!

[TheFranchise 0]

I don't recall hating you.

 

Therefore, you're one better than me.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Is this list limited to 11? If so, you two are just trying to bump me off and steal my thunder!

[TheFranchise 0]

It's very rare I win (or this case, lose) anything.

 

Therefore, I demand to be promoted to the list.

[Guest Vitamin X]

ok, how am i NOT on this list? everyone here hates me. "Biggest Spaz Ever", "Whiniest Bitch in the History of the Internet", "the Measuring Stick of what it Means to be a Loser on the Internet" (ie. fat, atheist, wrestling fan, bitter at people with social lives), does ANY of this ring a bell? i should be at the TOP of this list, dammit!

I only recall disliking you because you were bitching about how society views fat people.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think we should all try and be more like Frigid. So, in honor of that, I'm gonna go and injure myself... cry about it, and then gain 150 pounds. Throughout the ordeal, I will post approximately 30 times a day and continually try and convince myself that these people are my real friends.

 

I'll keep everyone updated!

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

ok, how am i NOT on this list? everyone here hates me. "Biggest Spaz Ever", "Whiniest Bitch in the History of the Internet", "the Measuring Stick of what it Means to be a Loser on the Internet" (ie. fat, atheist, wrestling fan, bitter at people with social lives), does ANY of this ring a bell? i should be at the TOP of this list, dammit!

Because just like society, we like to pretend you don't exist.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Say "Ohshuda" out loud, Netslob.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I'm not fat at all, actually. I don't know what would make you think that.

[TheFranchise 0]

ok, how am i NOT on this list?  everyone here hates me.  "Biggest Spaz Ever", "Whiniest Bitch in the History of the Internet", "the Measuring Stick of what it Means to be a Loser on the Internet" (ie. fat, atheist, wrestling fan, bitter at people with social lives), does ANY of this ring a bell?  i should be at the TOP of this list, dammit!

Because just like society, we like to pretend you don't exist.

This as much is true, all of my comments have been ignored.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Boring thread.