Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 26, 2005 The post doesn't exist...what was it? "Hi, I'm Bob Holly (Hardcore Holly) from WWE's Smackdown programming on Thursday nights. But I usually just appear on Velocity, Saturday nights. Matt is a good friend of mine, and these past few days have been hard for him. Matt, I, and the other wrestlers of the locker-room hate how things about our personal life get out of hand like this on the internet. Matt is very upset, I've been speaking to him over the phone, and he can't bring himself to post the truth, about him and Lita. He's asked me to, for him, as we've know each other for years. Matt and Lita (as of now), have broken up. It's nothing to do with a storyline, or different websites. They've finished. Now, to the reason why they split-up. On the Feb/14th/05 edition of Raw, Lita was backstage hanging out. Matt was not there. During the show, Kane (Glen Jacobs) and Lita were alone backstage. I don't know why Lita would do this to Matt...but things started to get "intimate". Lita and Kane started making out, and Lita proceeded to give Kane a blow-job. During this Hurricane (Shane Helms) walked in on the two. Needless to say, Shane was shocked by what he saw. According to Shane, Lita stopped sucking Kane's dick and left the room in a hurry. She didn't make eye-contact with Shane, as she left. Kane and Hurricane just stared at each other for a few moments. Kane spoke first saying how sorry he was, and he didn't know how this happened. He begged Shane not to tell Matt. Shane said to Kane he had to go, he couldn't handle this. Later that night, Shane called me (as we're good friends), telling me everything. I was disgusted and mad at Lita. I told Shane that he should tell Matt, but that was up to him. During that week after that Raw, both Kane and Lita called Hurricane begging him not to tell Matt. Hurricane was going to tell Matt, but he just couldn't do it. He had a long talk with Kane and Lita, and they both promised this would never happen again, and all three agreed not to talk about it again. Hurricane called me on Saturday night, telling me what was happening and asked me not to tell Matt. I argued with him a little over it...but I agreed not to tell Matt. Then this week, at the Feb/21st/05 edition of Raw, Lita was at the show again. Hurricane was going to have a shower, when he heard voices coming from the showers...they sounded like Lita and another man. The man didn't sound like Matt. Hurricane carefully stepped behind a bunch of lockers, while peeking out down at the showers. Hurricane watched as Lita stepped out from a shower, naked and smiling. To Hurricane's horror Gene Snitsky came out behind her. He was naked, too. She knelt before him, and starting sucking him off, just like she did Kane, last week. As if this wasn't bad enough, Lita pulled Snitsky's penis out of her mouth, and looked to her left, and said "Now, I want some of you big boy." From the same shower, with an erect penis, out walked Tyson Tomko. Masturbating. He placed a hand on top of Lita's head, shoved his cock into her mouth, and proceeded to skull-fuck her. Snitsky seemed to be having a blast. He grabbed some of Lita's hair, pulled back her head, and slid his cock into her mouth, too. Now Hurricane was watching Lita blow two guys at the same time. Hurricane felt sick. He didn't do anything though, because he didn't know what Snitsky and Tomko would do to him. They seemed like rough guys, they could've fucked him up. Snitsky removed his cock from her mouth, and said "Get on all fours, you fucking whore." Lita seemed to enjoy being treated this way, and happily did what she was told. Tomko knelt in front of her, and made her gag on his huge cock. Snitsky spat onto Lita's naked ass, and with no opening, rammed his cock straight up Lita's anus. Lita screamed in pain, but her moans were silenced on Tomko's cock. Tomko just continued to make her choke on his cock. A trail of blood escaped Lita's asshole. Hurricane was frozen were he stood. He placed a towel in his mouth, to stop himself from throwing up. Snitsky looked at Tomko, and asked "Are you ready to cum, on this dirty slut?" Tomko replied with an "Oh yeah." Both men removed their cocks and replaced themselves in front of Lita's face. Lita looked up at her "lovers", and waited to be covered in jizz. "Ahhh, you gonna take all my fucking man-juice", said Snitsky. Lita nodded, and licked the head of his cock. "Oh yeah, you want some of the Tattoo Terminator's sweet nectar?", said Tomko. "Mmmm, give it to me baby.", replied Lita. Both then jizzed into Lita's open mouth, onto her tongue, down her throat, and all over her face. After a few moments, all three took another shower and washed off. They got dressed and left together. As they left, Hurricane made sure not to get noticed. As they shut the door behind them, Hurricane noticed Todd Grisham for the first time, sitting in the corner jerking off. He must have watched the whole thing too. Grisham jizzed, and then went to the bathroom. While he was in there, Hurricane escaped. Hurricane was obviously very angry and disgusted over what happened. He called me, told me everything, and we agreed to tell Matt the next day. When we told Matt (Tuesday night), he couldn't believe it. He went crazy. He was furious. He left in a rage. Me and Hurricane couldn't get a hold of Matt for hours. When we did, he told us, him and Lita had broken up. We said it was for the best. Matt said it was too hard for him to post the full story. Hurricane couldn't either. I said I would, to let you, his fans, know the truth. I hope all Matt's fans on this forum, can bare with him through this difficult time. I'm deeply sorry this happened, Matt. I love you like a brother. I'm sure Shane does, too. I don't know what else to say...I hope everything works out. Get in contact with me, dude. Your friend, - Bob Holly." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 26, 2005 that story is so funny, even if it isn't true, it SHOULD be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 "Oh yeah, you want some of the Tattoo Terminator's sweet nectar?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 <<Of course. I'd most likely fap off to it too. Litas got some nice juggage going on. From the looks of it, a nice ass to boot.>> Her BUTT looks rather manish to me. Plus, she is a slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 That post was hilarious! We know its not real, and that's not really Bob Holly, though, because he certainly would have beat the shit out of someone and bragged about it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Oh, that's just horrible... yet I'm laughing. Seriously, who could even believe that for a second? Hurricane's close enough to get all these gross details yet doesn't get seen? Riiiiiight. He must have been Solid Snake chilling in the ducts. I also love how in this post, Hurricane's so disgusted he's about to vomit, yet cheerfully relayed such unimportant details as Tomko having a big dong and calling himself the Tattoo Terminator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Excuse me you guys. Is this all just theory still or is it some sort of official? Because ... yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Lita has not been at the shows since New Years Rev. when she tore her ACL. I cannot believe Bob Holly would lie about one of his fellow co-workers like that. ----------------------------------------------------------------Sarcasm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 I would just like to say... Whoever followed my advice with the "London-Webmistress"-esque post... You are cool with me. And it wasn't me. A fake Hardcore Holly post is good enough...but "and Snitsky, to his horror, emerged" (to that effect) makes me light up a smoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Looking at the main page: Matt Fact: Matt hates being lied to and having his trust broken. Dude...seriously...you're not in high school. Move on, stop pining to your online cow marks, get some heat, and FUCKING GET OVER IT. Your dick must not have been doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 26, 2005 I would just like to say... Whoever followed my advice with the "London-Webmistress"-esque post... You are cool with me. And it wasn't me. A fake Hardcore Holly post is good enough...but "and Snitsky, to his horror, emerged" (to that effect) makes me light up a smoke. It was me. The posters over there called me an 11 year-old virgin. That hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 More can be done. Seriously. "OMG, Matt should come back at WM 21 as 'The Punisher!' and punish those rulebreakers!" is bad enough...but seriously...when dozens agree with this within minutes...boys and girls... Suddenly, animated GIFs look like ice cream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death_by_burrito 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 That "Bob Holly" thing was the funniest shit I had read in a long time! Even though it is dick, it still had me in tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ransome Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Man, Lita being a slut must truly be common knowledge backstage, given how the creative staff thought it appropriate to put her in a storyline where she doesn't know which of the men she's fucked is father of her baby. And as for that Bob Holly story, good lord. Who in their right mind could possibly believe that with all the porno-novel details? I'm shocked 'Bob' didn't just go all out and write that "Snitsky thrust his purple-headed warrior into Lita's quivering mound of love pudding".... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Avenger Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Heh, loved that movie:-) FromBeyondTheGrave: Did you ask them what they felt was wrong about being an 11-year old virgin? -TMA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Bob Holly Livejournal Mood: Better since I punched someone in the mouth. Listening to: Bel Biv Devoe- Poison I hope no one masturbated tonight. Because my good friend Shane 'Hurricane Helms' is watching you and gagging HIMSELF WITH A TOWEL AT YOUR WINDOW! He's going to tell me all the lurid deatails. You sick fuck, fapping to pictures of Marge Simpson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Simply classic. I love the random stuff like Todd Grisham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 If you read Lita's book and believe the Omega locker room stories, you'll know she's a huge slut. Ok, what's in her book about being a slut? I asked before and was told there was nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 If you read Lita's book and believe the Omega locker room stories, you'll know she's a huge slut. Ok, what's in her book about being a slut? I asked before and was told there was nothing. Lita had sex with more than one guy in a year. So therefore, OMG SLUT! Seriously, I don't know who is more childish. And to the one who said, "GET OVER IT ALREDY", when you get a girlfriend of a couple of years and she does something to break your heart...tell us how manly you react to the situation. Anyone who says they will act like a man if their serious gf breaks their heart is more full of it than people who think they could knock out Mike Tyson with one punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2005 Seriously, I don't know who is more childish. And to the one who said, "GET OVER IT ALREDY", when you get a girlfriend of a couple of years and she does something to break your heart...tell us how manly you react to the situation. Anyone who says they will act like a man if their serious gf breaks their heart is more full of it than people who think they could knock out Mike Tyson with one punch. If you were referring to me, I already experienced that. I just broke up with her and moved on. Simple as that. Besides, my "Get over it" was referring to the internet fans, not Matt. They have no reason to care about it. Hence, MOVE ON. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 Lita's new entrance theme: Someone's gonna get hurt before you're through, Someone's gonna pay for the things you do, How many hearts must break, how many will it take ? To satisfy you, just to satisfy you, Another love, another fool, To play your game, Another love, another fool, They're all the same -Waylon Jennings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 LOOOOOOL @ EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD. I'm in tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 27, 2005 The Wrestling Observer is going to have a HUGE update on the relationship status of Matt and Lita. Also included in the next issue of the Observer will be a list and profile of all of Lita's known sexual partners. It's going to be a mega sized issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 And as for that Bob Holly story, good lord. Who in their right mind could possibly believe that with all the porno-novel details? I'm shocked 'Bob' didn't just go all out and write that "Snitsky thrust his purple-headed warrior into Lita's quivering mound of love pudding".... Well, Bob isn't witty enough to come up with stuff like that offhand (so says Foley), so it makes it all the funnier. Ok, what's in her book about being a slut? I asked before and was told there was nothing. Supposedly she admits to screwing Matt 10 minutes after she met him, but I can't confirm that. The mental image of Snisky grunting and growling while plowing Lita's Hershey Highway is too freakin' funny. No wonder Lita is always pushed. She loves teh hoss cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 27, 2005 http://thematthardy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=26551#26551 Hi, I'm Tyson Tomko, or the "Tattoo Terminator" as all my bitches call me, and lord knows I got a lot of bitches. Anyways, that stupid Smackdown jobber Bob Holly posted something personal about me, Lita (Amy Dumas), and Gene Snitsky on this board. That post was about a sexual act involving the three of us. It was just suspose to be a little fun for the Tattoo Terminator to get his freak on. But during that threesome, the look in Amy's eyes when I was masturbating my monster-cock over her gothic face, was the look of love. Afterwards, Gene said he had to meet up with Mark Jindrak and go bowling. We said goodbye to him. Me and Amy chatted for a while, and I asked her to go out on a date with the Tattoo Terminator, for some tasty nachos. She said she loved nachos. So we were set. As we were heading to my car, we met Todd Grisham and Mark Lloyd. All four of us agreed to go on a double date. Me and Amy shared a big fuckload of tasty nachos and Grisham and Lloyd shared a vanilla milkshake. After I picked up the check, I left the three ladies to go to the bathroom, when I got back Lita told me Grisham and Lloyd had left on their roller skates. We went to the hotel I was staying at. We saw Sergeant Slaughter arguing with a plant. I think he was drunk, or just really didn't like that plant. I didn't like the look of it either. We made sweet love for 57 mintues, and then I turned to her...and asked her to me my woman, my bitch...my wife. She mumbled something about not being able to hear me, because I had jizzed in both her ears. I sucked my sweet nectar out of her earholes, and re-asked the question. She happily accepted. We order some wine, and some more tasty nachos. After she fell asleep, I went down to the lobby to help Slaughter with that bastard plant. We kicked it's fucking ass. Anyways, I hope Matt can accept our sexy love. I let will him join us if he wants, because Amy is a fucking slut. My beautiful fucking slut. - Tyson Tomko, aka the Tattoo Terminator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 The posts afterwards are gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 Someone plz delete this thread! Canadianchick? Loss? plz!! Disrespectful. Someone plz delete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 Someone needs to bring up the OMEGA locker room orgies and the fact that Lita fucked Matt Hardy 10 minutes after meeting him, according to her autobiography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BrokenWings Report post Posted February 27, 2005 Lita confirmed at a recent appearance that the relationship had indeed gone sour. So, this should become a pool to see what happened. When's the next WON come out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted February 27, 2005 So, this should become a pool to see what happened. When's the next WON come out? Bob Holly and Tyson Tomko have explained what happened. I have no reason to think that they would lie to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
