Let's be sincere and non-self-referential

[Jingus 0]

I really want to work for the WWE. Seeing that "Are you talking to me?" skit made up my mind. Whoever has been coming up with these "Wrestlemania goes Hollywood" vignettes is a fucking genius. My dream job is some sort of creative post within Vince's production team. (Hey Vince, I can bump, too!)

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Now I find myself attracted to this one girl I recently met. THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL.

[Nighthawk 0]

These tales of lechery have turned from sincerity to gasconade.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I recognize the hilarity in how I started this thread vs. where it's currently going.

[Jingus 0]

I'm still trying to keep it real, peeps. (And although I am the whitest of whitey white boys, oddly enough I'm actually serious.)

 

I had a major mark-out moment last night, first one in a long time. I've never met Dave Prazak, the really funny & talented IWA Mid-South/Ring of Honor announcer, but I happened to run into him online yesterday. I sent him the beginning of a message that was intended to flatter him while at the same time try to let him know that I'm not just some stupid mark... and he promptly cuts me off by saying he knows who I am and liked my work. You coulda knocked me over with a feather. It's just that I so rarely get any feedback at all on my wrestling commentary, and to hear that an established guy on the indy scene already knows and likes my stuff... damn.

 

Oddly enough, the only other time this has happened was with Stephen Prazak, that goofy guy who used to do ECW's backstage interviews and has been NWA Wildside's color guy forever, when Scott Hudson happened to pass along some stuff that we'd worked on together. Something about that family name, I guess.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Okay, Jingus.

[Art Sandusky 0]

This girl's favorite thing on the internet is this.

 

Yet she's somehow still initiating all contact. Man, what a difference a couple of weeks makes.

[Guest]

Being sincere, my mood is at a huge low.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This girl's favorite thing on the internet is this.

 

Yet she's somehow still initiating all contact. Man, what a difference a couple of weeks makes.

I knew you went for the right girl. It was all about the Chirish, no matter how hot the other one was.

 

 

For some of those who read through that one thread of mine regarding my ex, I went with Cali girl, and have been going out for a bit. (just came back from LA last night actually) We just have way too much of a history and thing going to have wasted my time with any of the fake dumb broads out here. It'll work out fine since she's moving here in June, and spending pretty much all of May here with me. My only concern is when and if the novelty of the relationship wears off, like what seems to have happened with Inc earlier in this thread.

[MrRant 0]

This girl's favorite thing on the internet is this.

 

Yet she's somehow still initiating all contact. Man, what a difference a couple of weeks makes.

Was she dunked in a deep fryer? Jesus Christ she looks like the one chick from Seinfeld that George was trying to have an affair with to break off his relationship.

[Art Sandusky 0]

She's just really good with tanning and keeping her skin healthy and stuff. Unlike the other girls at the college that are that brown, she looks like she's still in her early 20s. The others' faces seem to be crying out in pain constantly.

[Nighthawk 0]

But tanning's not healthy. It gives you cancer.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Eh, whaddyagonnado. I always said I'd never be big on tan girls, but seeing it in execution up close has me wanting to change my mind. Stupid and unhealthy yes, but I smoke and stay out of the sun, so it balances out. She even noted this when I remarked on how I couldn't tell if she was just a really tan white girl or what.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I used to be a really social person, but about three years ago I quit trying. Most of the things I'd tell my "friends" were lies, and I just stopped. Since then, I've really become a dull and boring person.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

It's a possibility.

 

You were right about that Peccatum, too, by the way. I'm still listening to it.

 

Follow up with Enslaved - Vikingligr Veldi and you'll be one with us.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I have absolutely no self confidence, but have been pretending I do for years.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Sometimes I miss PLAGIARISM!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Okay, Jingus.

How did your anal tradeoff proposal work with your current girl? You never did post a follow-up.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

No amount of persuasion worked.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I should dump her.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Eh, wait another week.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I should dump her.

If you ever want to break things off quickly, at least you know the way.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I was going to get rid of the new girl, but decided against it at the last minute (after the last minute, really) because she's really into me and gives fantastic head.

[Art Sandusky 0]

There was a hottub bar where I went dancing tonight. A girl wearing pretty much nothing in a hottub serving drinks. I know I was supposed to find this arousing (and the girl was just retardedly hot), but it just made me depressed for a few minutes.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Kotz was reminded of his own physique and began silently crying into his appletini.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I wish I'd been drinking. Actually, had I been drinking I would have probably hit on her.

 

I dunno, it was depressing because of the whole objectification of it. She enjoys her job though, I asked her that.

[Guest HungryJack]

Heh, like she gives a shit. She's gettin' that paper.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I didn't actually ask her "doesn't it bug you that you're being ogled and viewed as a piece of meat," I just asked how she liked it.

 

I think I'll show up high next time. It might not make it so, but I'll think I've got a shot and talk her up.

 

... it's way too late. I need to sleep.

 

On a related note, a complete stranger, within a few seconds of me noting he had a Black and Mild and facetiously asking if he had something besides tobacco in it, offered me his number if I needed a weed hookup.

[Guest Vitamin X]

He likes you, Kotz.