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Ok, I just caught the end of a commercial for this. Can somebody tell me how this is going to be different than the first release? Or better yet, tell me why the FUCK they already decided to put a 'recut' version in theaters?

Guest guerillagenius
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This time, he lives...leaves it wide open for a sequel ($$$)!

Guest El Satanico
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Isn't there like 8 versions of the bible...Mel is going for the same thing

 

 

He's going to dub this one and add gore.

Posted

The Passion 2: The Search for more money

And a less gory version?

 

So what, the movie now lasts 30 minutes?

Cause I'll be damn if there wasn't alot of gore in that film. A horror movie would have gotten an NC-17 for the rib scene ALONE.

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This time, he lives...leaves it wide open for a sequel ($$$)!

He already did. Don't you remember the end of the last one, when Christ stands up in the tomb looking all pissed off?

 

Yeah, but this time....he stands up with a sawed off shotgun and announces, "Now, it's personal."

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Yeah, but this time....he stands up with a sawed off shotgun and announces, "Now, it's personal."

2/5

 

Shoulda said "I damn thee to hell!"

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
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Yeah, but this time....he stands up with a sawed off shotgun and announces, "Now, it's personal."

 

5/5.

 

:lol:

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Yeah, but this time....he stands up with a sawed off shotgun and announces, "Now, it's personal."

2/5

 

Shoulda said "I damn thee to hell!"

I think it was a 3/5. I burst out laughing.

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I laughed when I saw a commercial for this -- guess there will be ewoks nailing him to the cross or something...

He will be beaten and stabbed in the side with a walkie talkie.

Guest thebigjig
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I laughed when I saw a commercial for this -- guess there will be ewoks nailing him to the cross or something...

lol

 

I love you...

Guest thebigjig
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The movie poster will show a pic of Mary and the title will read "Would you?"

 

And where have you been jig?...

very, very busy... I'm working out a lot on my freetime and have been having a very risque affair with a married coworker

 

I try and stop by from time to time... when I'm not lifting weights and, ya know, banging thy neighbors wife

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