Orton's Immaturity

[Gary Floyd 0]

I actually hope he tries to get to Christy next...just so I can see the stiff beaqting from a wrestler he gets as punishment

[CanadianChick 0]

I wonder if WWE would go just as easy on the ribbing if Randy Orton took a shit in Linda McMahon's bag.

Yeah, don't think he'd do that. No one is THAT stupid.

[CBright7831 0]

She dated David fucking Flair.

 

Enough said.

And she fucked him too.

[Slayer 0]

I wonder if WWE would go just as easy on the ribbing if Randy Orton took a shit in Linda McMahon's bag.

Maybe if he shit in her mouth instead

[Guest Brian]

I wonder if WWE would go just as easy on the ribbing if Randy Orton took a shit in Linda McMahon's bag.

Maybe if he shit in her mouth instead

You'd think that Linda had enough shit coming out of her mouth everytime she got on the mic.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

HA HA. Stacey has had multiple boyfriends in her life...What.A.Slut. lolrz2005.

 

 

As far as Orton, he's immature as hell but him doing this shit is as much the WWE's fault as his since they haven't done anything to punish him (that we know of) and they've always seemed to have a relaxed attitude toward Ribbing.

Ribbing is playing a joke on someone eg Owen Hart filling someone's private locker room with animals from a local farm or calling ahead to cancel someone's hotel room. Shitting in someone's bag is just disgusting. It's not funny or creative, it's just a shit in a bag. Hardly laughs for miles.

 

Stacy is an anorexic cockjumper based on people's pushes. I won't deny she's attractive to an extent, but it's no coincidence she dumped Test as soon as he got dropped by the company and started jumping Orton's bones soon after.

It's still considered a rib by alot of workers.

 

And how can you honestly say why Stacey and Test broke up? or Stacey and David Flair?

 

It makes some sense to date other workers considering you're actually going to be around them alot. Test got fired. Maybe she didn't want to be in a relationship where she wouldn't see her boyfriend much. Maybe she put her career ahead of her personal relationship.

 

3 boyfriends in the course of the last few years doesn't make someone a cock jumper. And if she went with someone based on pushes she'd have dumped Test sooner when it became clear he was never going to get over.

 

I despise when Smarks (or marks) make assumptions about people's personal lifes when we know nothing about them other than at best vague rumors.

[reign 0]

Look who the guy's been hangin' around with...HBK, HHH-M and the Clique shit in everything and look at 'em now! I hope Vince has years of backstage footage of the real WWE that we can all watch someday...highest rated show of all time.....

[Jericholic82 0]

Look who the guy's been hangin' around with...HBK, HHH-M and the Clique shit in everything and look at 'em now! I hope Vince has years of backstage footage of the real WWE that we can all watch someday...highest rated show of all time.....

oh that would outsell the ecw dvd by about a million

[Jericholic82 0]

and remember Orton is the same man who went awol during his military days. He clearly is immature judging by his actions

 

 

and the only reason he ever got a wwe deal, was due to his name. period.

 

just like Rock(well thats what got vinces interest to be sure-when he saw him he had images of him as a money drawing smiling babyface)

[LessonInMachismo 0]

I always thought the desertion thing was a dead giveaway for a slacker.

[Slickster 0]

I wonder if WWE would go just as easy on the ribbing if Randy Orton took a shit in Linda McMahon's bag.

Maybe if he shit in her mouth instead

Does anyone else remember that old (circa 2002) fantasy booking someone posted here about an angle about crapping in various people's mouths? I believe it was to build for HHH-HBK at SSlam 2002 and it basically predicted the entire angle, only when HBK was injured by HHH he did not crap in HBK's mouth. I only remember this one line from it that still cracks me up every time I think of it.

 

"Stephanie McMahon comes out and orders HHH to face HBK. HHH tries to speak but his mouth is full of crap, so he just starts crying as Smackdown ends."

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I wonder if WWE would go just as easy on the ribbing if Randy Orton took a shit in Linda McMahon's bag.

Maybe if he shit in her mouth instead

Does anyone else remember that old (circa 2002) fantasy booking someone posted here about an angle about crapping in various people's mouths? I believe it was to build for HHH-HBK at SSlam 2002 and it basically predicted the entire angle, only when HBK was injured by HHH he did not crap in HBK's mouth. I only remember this one line from it that still cracks me up every time I think of it.

 

"Stephanie McMahon comes out and orders HHH to face HBK. HHH tries to speak but his mouth is full of crap, so he just starts crying as Smackdown ends."

Sorry Slickster, didn't catch much of that post. I was busy staring at your avatar.

[what 0]

Orton should lose to Taker, switch shows and then turn heel and feud with Cena. At this point, the only way he can be salvaged is with a heel turn. He's never going to get above IC title level unless he turns.

 

I guess they could have him beat Taker by cheating and since he will obviously not be the fan favorite in the program/match, the finish could turn him. Clean win over Taker would be stupid though and do nothing for anyone.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Clean win over Taker would be stupid though and do nothing for anyone.

It establishes Orton as a true next generation's star. I don't understand why it's so terrible of them to even consider putting Orton over the deadman.

[cameron chaos 0]

HA HA. Stacey has had multiple boyfriends in her life...What.A.Slut. lolrz2005.

 

 

As far as Orton, he's immature as hell but him doing this shit is as much the WWE's fault as his since they haven't done anything to punish him (that we know of) and they've always seemed to have a relaxed attitude toward Ribbing.

Ribbing is playing a joke on someone eg Owen Hart filling someone's private locker room with animals from a local farm or calling ahead to cancel someone's hotel room. Shitting in someone's bag is just disgusting. It's not funny or creative, it's just a shit in a bag. Hardly laughs for miles.

 

Stacy is an anorexic cockjumper based on people's pushes. I won't deny she's attractive to an extent, but it's no coincidence she dumped Test as soon as he got dropped by the company and started jumping Orton's bones soon after.

It's still considered a rib by alot of workers.

 

And how can you honestly say why Stacey and Test broke up? or Stacey and David Flair?

 

It makes some sense to date other workers considering you're actually going to be around them alot. Test got fired. Maybe she didn't want to be in a relationship where she wouldn't see her boyfriend much. Maybe she put her career ahead of her personal relationship.

 

3 boyfriends in the course of the last few years doesn't make someone a cock jumper. And if she went with someone based on pushes she'd have dumped Test sooner when it became clear he was never going to get over.

 

I despise when Smarks (or marks) make assumptions about people's personal lifes when we know nothing about them other than at best vague rumors.

She's a cheerleader that got lucky and won a Nitro Girl search that then dated one of WCW's top stars sons, then one of the meatheads out of the Power Plant that was getting endlessly pushed despite failing to get over, then a solid midcarder and tag worker and is now humping one of the guys WWE are banking on for their future who gets away with murder practically. She can't cut a promo, she can't wrestle, she can't bump worth a damn and only gets a reaction when she shows off her ass.

 

There is no reason for her to still be employed yet she is. After Test got released, even though the guy was still recovering from a BROKEN F'N NECK, she dumped him soon afterwards and got with Orton.

 

As for putting her career before personal relationships... I think she actually has personal relationships to maintain her career from all appearances.

 

And if you went to work and I shat on belongings and work, would you go "oh, you crazy cats with your practical jokes!" or would you want to kick my ass? These people are paid to tour and entertain fans at house shows and TV tapings, not deal with egotists crapping on their clothes because it humours them.

[AndrewTS 0]

Clean win over Taker would be stupid though and do nothing for anyone.

It establishes Orton as a true next generation's star. I don't understand why it's so terrible of them to even consider putting Orton over the deadman.

Because Orton sucks and will never be another Austin, Rock--hell, not even an HBK or Savage.

 

It's a waste of everybody's time.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Clean win over Taker would be stupid though and do nothing for anyone.

It establishes Orton as a true next generation's star. I don't understand why it's so terrible of them to even consider putting Orton over the deadman.

Because Orton sucks and will never be another Austin, Rock--hell, not even an HBK or Savage.

 

It's a waste of everybody's time.

I don't think he is supposed to be either of 4 men. He is Randy Orton. That's his identity. He may suck (I agree with that sentiment, actually), but the WWE does need all the potential stars to look good. One of the best ways to do that in WWE is to put him over Taker at Mania. That honor may not fit Orton (or Orton might not deserve that kind of rub), but thats who they want to go with. Honky did say something about Vince playing with toys from the chest, and getting bored with various guys. If Orton's immaturity continues, it's only a matter of time that Vince puts Orton in the toychest.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

The fans would never buy Orton going over Undertaker. It would ruin his career. They hate him enough already. He'll be the most hated wrestler since X-Pac if he goes over Taker, and that isn't a good thing. Going over someone like Mick or even Rock is okay, or even going over Taker at any other PPV. But ending the Wrestlemania streak will kill Orton's career.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

The fans would never buy Orton going over Undertaker. It would ruin his career. They hate him enough already. He'll be the most hated wrestler since X-Pac if he goes over Taker, and that isn't a good thing. Going over someone like Mick or even Rock is okay, or even going over Taker at any other PPV. But ending the Wrestlemania streak will kill Orton's career.

If Orton turns heel, that might be the heat he needs.

[BUTT 0]

"Does anyone else remember that old (circa 2002) fantasy booking someone posted here about an angle about crapping in various people's mouths? I believe it was to build for HHH-HBK at SSlam 2002 and it basically predicted the entire angle, only when HBK was injured by HHH he did not crap in HBK's mouth. I only remember this one line from it that still cracks me up every time I think of it.

 

"Stephanie McMahon comes out and orders HHH to face HBK. HHH tries to speak but his mouth is full of crap, so he just starts crying as Smackdown ends." "

 

The poster's name is Dillon Likes Bossman. I'll try to find that, it was hilarious.

[gWIL 0]

'The fans would never buy Orton going over Undertaker. It would ruin his career. They hate him enough already. He'll be the most hated wrestler since X-Pac if he goes over Taker, and that isn't a good thing. Going over someone like Mick or even Rock is okay, or even going over Taker at any other PPV. But ending the Wrestlemania streak will kill Orton's career. '

 

I disagree. It may very well make his career. Hell, who isn't sick of the Undertaker. A good heel turn and a clean win over Taker could somehow damage his career? I don't understand the logic in that at all. Going over the show's top face can only help you, hell, look at JBL. Love him or hate him he gets the marks into a frenzy of hatred. I support Randy going over but only if he jumps over to Smack Down.

[BUTT 0]

Here we go:

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=13074

 

Warning: The following is in no way serious. I came up with this idea today randomly and well my friend (Claydude14) told me to put it on the smarks borad for a laugh or two. Well here goes.

 

Instead of Shawn being covered in blood when the found him in the parking lot, what if he was out cold with a black hat on his facecovering it and under the hat he had a pile of human fecies in his mouth. A bunch of wrestlers are gathered around and freaking out and HHH comes back to attempt to revive Shawn. He opens him mouth only to see the pile of shit within his mouth. HHH starts removing it from his mouth and finds a note that says, "I DID IT FOR THE PEOPLE."

 

Then on SD! then next week Stpeh comes and says shes upset because she can not account for the where abouts of Rikishi. This Hypes this weeks coming Confidential becuz Rikishi is a featured story on it. Steph then goes on to say that Rikishi needs to show up on RAW next week or will be fired from the WWE.

 

On RAW HHH comes out right away demanding Rikishi comes out and answers to the asskicking he deserves. Rikishi promplty comes out. He sets foot in the ring and HHH imeditaly pounces on the big man. He then proceeds to pull his pants down and take a crap in Rikishi's mouth. While all this goes on HHH notices that a tape feel out of Rikishis pocket. Later that nite HHH gets the truck to play the tape. Its a secuirity tape that shows someone else who could not be made out was responsible for the attack on Shawn. Rikishi is injured indefinetly.

 

On SD Steph comes out and demads to be re-compensated for the loss of her talent due to HHH's actions. Bischoff agrees and lets Steph have a talent of her choice. She picks HHH. HHH comes to the ring and opens his mouth. It looks like hes gunna talk but all that happens is crap falls out of his mouth. Michael Cole starts screaming about how someone shit in HHH's mouth. HHH just stands there crying as SD goes off the air.

 

On RAW Shawn comes out after recovering and says that it was just one big set up so that someone craped in HHH's mouth. He states that the man who craped in HHH's mouth will be HHH's opponet at SummerSlam with Shawn in their corner.

 

This builds up to a big payoff of it being revealed that Scott Stiner is the mouth craper. Gr8 idea huh?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

She's a cheerleader that got lucky and won a Nitro Girl search that then dated one of WCW's top stars sons, then one of the meatheads out of the Power Plant that was getting endlessly pushed despite failing to get over, then a solid midcarder and tag worker and is now humping one of the guys WWE are banking on for their future who gets away with murder practically. She can't cut a promo, she can't wrestle, she can't bump worth a damn and only gets a reaction when she shows off her ass.

 

There is no reason for her to still be employed yet she is. After Test got released, even though the guy was still recovering from a BROKEN F'N NECK, she dumped him soon afterwards and got with Orton.

 

As for putting her career before personal relationships... I think she actually has personal relationships to maintain her career from all appearances.

 

And if you went to work and I shat on belongings and work, would you go "oh, you crazy cats with your practical jokes!" or would you want to kick my ass? These people are paid to tour and entertain fans at house shows and TV tapings, not deal with egotists crapping on their clothes because it humours them.

She's very over as a Diva, that's why she's still around. Of course she gets a big reaction for showing her body off, that's how almost ALL of the WWE women get reactions from the Male dominated audience.

 

As far as her jumping from guy to guy to protect her career, I don't see what need she'd have to do that. Vince likes the ladies regardless of who they're fucking, and Stacey is over. Vince doesn't care if she can't wrestle or cut a promo (and I don't think she's that horrible at promos.). Also, if Stacey was going from guy to guy to mantain her job she'd have dumped Test long before he broke his neck, when it became obvious that he was never going to get over.

 

Just because a women dates guys that she works with doesn't mean that she's a slut or that she's doing it just to protect her job. We don't know why she does these things. And I'm certainly not approving of someone dumping their boyfriend when he breaks his neck, but once again we don't know what their relationship was like.

 

 

As far as wrestlers shitting on things, I'm not saying it's okay, I'm not saying that the person who's stuff gets shat on will find it funny. I'm saying that the attitude from alot of workers seems to be that it's not that big of a deal. Alot of workers talk about it like it was funny or just another rib.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

I thought I posted this before, but I couldn't find it while scanning the thread, but the reason people don't like Stacey is because she always picks the least talented, most overpushed wrestlers on the roster to sleep with. In other words, guys who are hated by much of the fanbase to begin with, so her associating herself with them doesn't do her any favours around these parts. It is who she is with that gets her criticism.

[Guest Andrew J.]

Is Keibler dating Orton for real now? I thought it was just an onscreen thing still.

[cameron chaos 0]

As far as her jumping from guy to guy to protect her career, I don't see what need she'd have to do that. Vince likes the ladies regardless of who they're fucking, and Stacey is over. Vince doesn't care if she can't wrestle or cut a promo (and I don't think she's that horrible at promos.). Also, if Stacey was going from guy to guy to mantain her job she'd have dumped Test long before he broke his neck, when it became obvious that he was never going to get over.

 

I believe Test had a mid six figure contract. Most of the divas are earning 150 to 200Gs a year but take home much less once you remove their constant hotel and travel expenses, not including Christy who obviously out-earns all the other Divas with her guaranteed contract. It's not hard to figure out the motivation to stay with a guy earning a fat pay packet that's built, even if they are creeps, whether said creep is Orton or Test.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

So now she's gone from dating guys because she wants job security to dating guys because they have money? That's awesome. You (nor anyone else) knows anything about her personal life but yet assume that she's a whore.

 

Hey I bet Elizabeth only got with Savage and then Luger because they were rich too. There's as much proof to back that up as what you're saying about Stacey.

[Guest Quik]

I shit in people's gym bags all the time. It's High-larious! They always get a kick out of it. "Oh, you pulled a fast one on me you sly dog!" they say, as they try to scrape my shit out of their duffel bag. Laughing all the way to the shower as they try to wash the rest out, but it never quite leaves. Oh, I'm such a kidder.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Is Orton actually a womanizer, or a wannabe womanizer? It sounds to me more like he thinks he can get any woman he wants, yet not many women want him, and he acts like a fucking junior high kid in response to rejection.

 

Well, he did make out with some female fan right after he beat HHH in the main event at my last house show. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets an STD soon.

 

Is Keibler dating Orton for real now? I thought it was just an onscreen thing still.

 

They've been traveling together numerous both before and after the shows so I think its safe to say they're a little more than just friends.

[AndrewTS 0]

I don't think he is supposed to be either of 4 men. He is Randy Orton. That's his identity. He may suck (I agree with that sentiment, actually), but the WWE does need all the potential stars to look good. One of the best ways to do that in WWE is to put him over Taker at Mania. That honor may not fit Orton (or Orton might not deserve that kind of rub), but thats who they want to go with. Honky did say something about Vince playing with toys from the chest, and getting bored with various guys. If Orton's immaturity continues, it's only a matter of time that Vince puts Orton in the toychest.

 

Orton's a "potential star" in the eyes of Vince & Co. alone. He's getting more and more chances, and blowing them. I see ending the Taker streak as something to help get over somebody he's getting a big push, busting his BUTT, but hasn't been quite validated in the fans eyes as a threat. It should be saved for somebody like HHH back when he had his feud with Foley. Not the goofy-looking frat boy who wishes he could get over as well as Batista is. He should have that opportunity revoked because he's all wrong for being a big star, not because he's a prank-pulling little shit backstage. However, VIAM so he'll probably get the win, but I'm rooting for Taker to pull the political strings.

 

I've yet to hear a compelling "why?" for putting him over Taker. Obviously the "Legend Killer" schtick is the main kayfabe/storyline reason for doing so, but as a face it's completely illogical. I don't think too many people are going to cheer a less-established guy (with a lingering midcarder stigma about him) for going over a perpetually-over legend who could get massive pops for passing wind.

 

Considering how protected Taker is, only a monster heel could conceivably beat him and get the right kind of heat. Randy Ortvia wouldn't get the boost in heat from a win over Taker that he did *as a heel* for beating Foley in a rather well-booked and lengthy feud. They've got three weeks to try to build up Randy as a threat to Taker and make a match people want to see, but haven't done anything except announce that the match is going to happen and have Orton attack Bischoff, virtually guaranteeing he's going to be a cheap-heat grabbing tweener at best going into it.

 

I disagree. It may very well make his career. Hell, who isn't sick of the Undertaker.

 

Most of the people who pay for the tickets seem to like him.

 

Of course, you could say I'm against the WM win because I'm an Orton hater who doesn't want to see him get ahead at all in WWE--well, guilty as charged.