AndrewTS Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 Did you honestly think I was going to put my real name on here? You're dumber than you accuse me of being. Of course I wasn't serious. However, since you quoted it, I could picture your stupid ass walking around with "CRONO" on your nametag, and the mental image makes me snicker. However, since myself and many others aren't ashamed of using our real first names, your's is probably something that was worthy of many swirlies.
Sideburnious Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 How else is he gonna get the Frog ending? How ChronoT gets the Frog ending That filthy cheater.
Guest Flyboy Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 However, since myself and many others aren't ashamed of using our real first names, your's is probably something that was worthy of many swirlies. Your last name is swirly-worthy, buddy.
Guest CronoT Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 You know, I find it odd that you all seem to support the pothead, as opposed to someone who actually contributes to society and the economy. If this is where the country is going, I truly weep for the future.... However, since myself and many others aren't ashamed of using our real first names, your's is probably something that was worthy of many swirlies. I only give out my name on the internet to people I trust; and you, sir, have failed miserably in that regard.
The Czech Republic Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 You know, I find it odd that you all seem to support the pothead, as opposed to someone who actually contributes to society and the economy. If this is where the country is going, I truly weep for the future.... Contribute to society? Weren't you the guy who wouldn't bother voting until everyone at TSM basically mocked you into going out to do it a few hours later? And no, supporting potheads over contributors to the economy is not where the country is going. It's just that nobody here likes you. And who says potheads don't contribute to society or the economy? The snack food industry sure doesn't. I only give out my name on the internet to people I trust; and you, sir, have failed miserably in that regard. Nobody values your trust.
Special K Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 I still want to kick Aaron Carter in the cunt.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 You know, I find it odd that you all seem to support the pothead, as opposed to someone who actually contributes to society and the economy. If this is where the country is going, I truly weep for the future.... However, since myself and many others aren't ashamed of using our real first names, your's is probably something that was worthy of many swirlies. I only give out my name on the internet to people I trust; and you, sir, have failed miserably in that regard. There are millions of potheads in this country, and there are even more millions in this country that contribute to the economy. Kotz is far from what I'd call a pothead, but seeing as you're lacking in finding a way to insult him, I can see why you'd try to make that assumption (especially when you deem BUYING NEW FURNITURE thread-worthy, your life must be pretty fucking meaningless, as well). As such, it is a waste of time to use generalizations in this instance, since it's quite obvious you: - Have no sense of humor whatsoever - Have drawn the ire of quite a few people and have yet to grasp it - Rely on others for help rather than solving problems on your own, as evidenced by you being a cocksucker narc (to quote Agent). I could go on, but this is what I could come up with off the top of my head for now. You just might possibly be the absolute worst fucking poster I have ever seen on this board, and that's saying quite a lot considering the shit that has flushed down these pipes. It's not even just simple things like grammar or spelling, because you do seem to grasp the English language, as unfortunate as it is for those of us having to put up with your inane ramblings, terrible jokes, and lame putdowns.
Prime Time Andrew Doyle Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 You know, I find it odd that you all seem to support the pothead, as opposed to someone who actually contributes to society and the economy. If this is where the country is going, I truly weep for the future.... However, since myself and many others aren't ashamed of using our real first names, your's is probably something that was worthy of many swirlies. I only give out my name on the internet to people I trust; and you, sir, have failed miserably in that regard. There are millions of potheads in this country, and there are even more millions in this country that contribute to the economy. Kotz is far from what I'd call a pothead, but seeing as you're lacking in finding a way to insult him, I can see why you'd try to make that assumption (especially when you deem BUYING NEW FURNITURE thread-worthy, your life must be pretty fucking meaningless, as well). As such, it is a waste of time to use generalizations in this instance, since it's quite obvious you: - Have no sense of humor whatsoever - Have drawn the ire of quite a few people and have yet to grasp it - Rely on others for help rather than solving problems on your own, as evidenced by you being a cocksucker narc (to quote Agent). I could go on, but this is what I could come up with off the top of my head for now. You just might possibly be the absolute worst fucking poster I have ever seen on this board, and that's saying quite a lot considering the shit that has flushed down these pipes. It's not even just simple things like grammar or spelling, because you do seem to grasp the English language, as unfortunate as it is for those of us having to put up with your inane ramblings, terrible jokes, and lame putdowns. You sort of left that post hanging, like more was meant to come
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 I know. Terrible moment for writer's block to hit.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 Czech inadvertently just introduced me to my new online best friend, smarterchild. Excerpts: SmarterChild: Movie? Excellent. Good luck with that. What's your favorite hobby? opiatefilm: Drinking, smoking pot, watching movies, playing Xbox, and spending all day alone on the Internet talking to my friends on TSM. SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright? opiatefilm: ok SmarterChild: K. opiatefilm: What? SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry. opiatefilm: 5? SmarterChild: 5 opiatefilm: Huh SmarterChild: Huh? opiatefilm: Don't do that. SmarterChild: What? opiatefilm: STOP IT. SmarterChild: You can't stop me now. opiatefilm: Oh man, that's frustrating. SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever, Leo. opiatefilm: Dude... okay. So how about those Lakers? SmarterChild: Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all! opiatefilm: Lakers? SmarterChild: They're a sports team. What are your feelings about the Lakers? opiatefilm: I love them!!!!! SmarterChild: Yeah, other people seem to think they're among the best basketball teams. opiatefilm: And the Green Bay Packers! SmarterChild: The Packers are a sports team. What do you have to say about the Packers? opiatefilm: THEY'RE AWESOME SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like the Packers. opiatefilm: That's cool. SmarterChild: You sure? Maybe that is not so great. opiatefilm: No I'm pretty sure it is. SmarterChild: Are you happy to be pretty sure it is? opiatefilm: Yes. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? opiatefilm: Mmm hmm. SmarterChild: Mmm hmm? Why did you say that? opiatefilm: Because I know I'm right. SmarterChild: Because you know you are? opiatefilm: Yes. SmarterChild: Very interesting... opiatefilm: Okay, so how about the Heat? SmarterChild: How about the heat? You tell me. How about the heat, after all? opiatefilm: No, like the Miami Heat SmarterChild: Ha. Like the miami heat. opiatefilm: I hate them. SmarterChild: What are they, exactly? opiatefilm: A basketball team. SmarterChild: Interesting. You don't like a basketball team? That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of a basketball team. opiatefilm: But I just told you what I think of the Lakers, and they're obviously a basketball team. SmarterChild: What? opiatefilm: Nevermind. SmarterChild: No prob. opiatefilm: I hate the Miami Heat. SmarterChild: That's interesting... Other people have told me they like the miami heat. opiatefilm: Well those people are morons. SmarterChild: Those people are morons, huh? I'm amazed that those people are morons. opiatefilm: You shouldn't be. SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever. opiatefilm: Talk to me about politics. SmarterChild: OK. What do you have to say about politics? opiatefilm: I'm a liberal, what about you? SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not... opiatefilm: So you're John Kerry? SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know! opiatefilm: So maybe you are. SmarterChild: No way. opiatefilm: Way. SmarterChild: No way. opiatefilm: Way! SmarterChild: No way. opiatefilm: DUDE! SmarterChild: Duuuuuuuude! Oh man, I'm so bored and mildly buzzed.
Slayer Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 You know, I find it odd that you all seem to support the pothead, as opposed to someone who actually contributes to society and the economy. If this is where the country is going, I truly weep for the future.... Contribute to society? Weren't you the guy who wouldn't bother voting until everyone at TSM basically mocked you into going out to do it a few hours later? Game set match
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 I only give out my name on the internet to people I trust; and you, sir, have failed miserably in that regard. Nobody values your trust. I wish Crono trusted me.
Ted the Poster Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 Crono: Give me the whip. CWM: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the whip. Crono: *throws the idol* Give me the whip. CWM: Adiós, eh.
Guest CronoT Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 If you're all done circle-jerking each other, maybe we can actually move on to something resembling a point.
The Metal Maniac Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 What the hell kind of a point do you expect people to make in a thread that was started totally in jest in the first place?
Guest Quik Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 Well, as long as we don't have a point anymore. Aaron Carter got high CronoT's got a sword Workin at Wal-mart You tend to get bored So ya roll a spliff A J or a blunt And punch AC in his stupid little cunt UNH! I can't do enough I rule this rap game Like Will Smith does Eminem is a pussy-ass fag He's blowin' soldiers Down at Fort Bragg WHAT?! So smoke your chronic Drink a gin and tonic Fuck a bitch and go eat at a Sonic Just don't go and fake an asthma attack I don't fall for that shit Nigga, that's how I beat Shaq! YOU CAN'T SEE ME
The Czech Republic Posted March 19, 2005 Report Posted March 19, 2005 Well since apparently we're going to try and be hip and cool by emulating useless moron Scott Keith, I give you three red hot pokers up the ass
Guest Quik Posted March 19, 2005 Report Posted March 19, 2005 Does that mean my shit's on fire, or "mad fly" as the kids say in the 'hood?
Art Sandusky Posted March 19, 2005 Report Posted March 19, 2005 Naw dude, it's the enlightened activists fighting against a dullard regime. Like what everyone did to come to my defense. Now finish them off and storm the Capitol.
Sideburnious Posted March 19, 2005 Report Posted March 19, 2005 I wouldnt say it was people coming to your defense, more people wanting CronoT to shut the fuck up.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 19, 2005 Report Posted March 19, 2005 Definetly the wanting CronoT to shut up.
Slayer Posted March 19, 2005 Report Posted March 19, 2005 *founds the International Coalition to Get CronoT to Shut The Fuck Up*
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