Elbarto997 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 That's right. First it was its Brother In Law: The Create A Crappy Wrestling Game thread. Then it was its Uncle: the Cletus Castrates Konami thread. And now, it's the main event, the Create The Worst Videogame Ever thread. And I've got a game for all the rassler fans out there. It's called WWE Smackdown Sucka! -In coming is the latest, greatest, best of all the rest-ler games, comes the all new WWE Smackdown Sucka! -Once you fire this up, you will get the oppurtunity to create a superstar, and then be him as you guide him thru repetitive plot-lines, and feuds against superstars from BOTH BRANDS!!! -Set your superstar up with a moveset of over 53 moves to choose from including Chinlock 09!!! -Style and profile your superstar with over 4 pants, 5 shirts, 4 wrestling boots including an unlockable pair of Leopard-Skin Cowboy Boots, and then name your star using over 10 English letters!!! -Gaze in awe at the new, fresh, lifelike graphics reminiscent of Sega Saturn!!! -At the very least 2 minute loading screens! Stare at 3 different Triple H loading screens, and the new Luther Reigns ECW loading screen!!! -Work your way up to the top of the game, and face-off against Triple H, or JBL wherever your path takes you! (Note: The game has been fitted with an irreversable glitch that freezes the game when you try to pin HHH, or JBL) -The return of Theater mode featuring more Triple H, JBL, and Vince McMahon than you can possibly handle!! -Beat the game (somehow) to unlock the bonus surprise match! The Interbrand, 18-person, Gimmick, Lingerie Battle Royale (1/2*)!!!!! -Get it now!!! If you can dig THAT... SUCCCKAAAA!!!!!! -It gets even better! Trade in all of your old Smackdown games, for a 3% discount on this, and the upcoming WWE game: WWE Paul London's A Wanker, where you're a mid-card/main event wrestler holding down those pesky Cruiserweights! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Don't make me smack you again, Beavis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted March 22, 2005 I'll make ET for the Atari again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Cell Shaded Mario is Missing for the DS64. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Xenosaga, with cinemas created by the CG team who did the FMV added to the FFC version of FF6, voice acting by the Resident Evil 1 voice actors, story and dialogue written by Uwe Boll, and the battle system of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, but slower, with more stupid rules, and interrupted by CG cutscenes with long loading times. Dragon Ball Z: The Live Action Movie: The Game - the fighting engine would be handled by the people who brought you Fight Club. It would brought back the much-touted "digital skin" last seen in War Gods! 56 of the 60 fighters would be different versions of Goku. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Take Superman 64's engine. Replace Superman with Aquaman. His main enemies are the Wonder Twins. The dialogue is written by whomever wrote the dialogue for the first Resident Evil. Add in lots of Phish music for the soundtrack. And have you only able to save at the end of a level. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 ^ Good GOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 A sequel to Bible Adventures. Except this time you're playing the exciting adventure of the Book of Job. Move your analog sticks to make Job roll around as to not get bed sores! All new aiming system lets you direct your pleas directly to God! Download pok-covered skins online! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Hollycaust. You play Holly, a jew in Germany in 1940 (thus, in a concentration camp). Go through the camp and find tunnels that previous jews have dug in escape attempts and dig your own tunnels while avoiding the Nazis. Uses a cross between the Lode Runner engine and the Peasant's Quest engine (Lode Runner style, but you have to type for some stuff) EDIT: In-game text to be written by the people who translated Zero Wing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 ^ Actually, you got me imagining Dig Dug for that game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Magic Johnson's NBA Showering In Razorwire 2005~! I apologize for that...but COMING THIS FALL... Jennifer Lopez IS... Douche Nukem! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted March 23, 2005 How about the Helen Keller video game. A black screen with no sound whatsoever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Take Superman 64's engine. Replace Superman with Aquaman. His main enemies are the Wonder Twins. The dialogue is written by whomever wrote the dialogue for the first Resident Evil. Add in lots of Phish music for the soundtrack. And have you only able to save at the end of a level. -=Mike BUT..BUT.. The REAL Aquaman game was considered one of the worst games ever..possibly worse than Superman 64. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karnage 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 MLB Injections 2006. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Take Superman 64's engine. Replace Superman with Aquaman. His main enemies are the Wonder Twins. The dialogue is written by whomever wrote the dialogue for the first Resident Evil. Add in lots of Phish music for the soundtrack. And have you only able to save at the end of a level. -=Mike BUT..BUT.. The REAL Aquaman game was considered one of the worst games ever..possibly worse than Superman 64. Oh, it sucked. And it was insanely illogical. But it controlled marginally well, Aquaman's hair looked cool, and the dialogue, while bad, wasn't RE1 bad. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Castlevania SOTN almost is up to Resident Evil in bad voice acting. It's hilariously bad... T'WILL NOT MEET AGAIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 "You STEAL men's SOULS, and make them your SLAVES!" Yeah, the one glaring flaw in an otherwise near-perfect game. I like a lot of these suggestions: Job, Douche Nukem, and especially Helen Keller were pretty damn hi-larious. My suggestion: Pit Fighter 2. (I would add all kinds of funny stuff here like "play as hyper-unrealistic digitized versions of hot young action stars like Don Wilson, Chuck Norris, and Cynthia Rothrock" or "with a new fighting engine designed by Vince Russo" or "all the voice acting is provided by the former hosts of USA Up All Night, Gilbert Gottfried and Rhonda Shear" or even "first 10,000 buyers receive a free pair of Tank Abbott's used fighting shorts", but really, what more do I need to say than just "Pit Fighter 2"?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 MLB Injections 2006. Is there a "juicing up" powerup during the game? you know like 2k5s slam zone, but called the roid zone or somethin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JST 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I have it. Right here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 "You STEAL men's SOULS, and make them your SLAVES!" Yeah, the one glaring flaw in an otherwise near-perfect game. I like a lot of these suggestions: Job, Douche Nukem, and especially Helen Keller were pretty damn hi-larious. My suggestion: Pit Fighter 2. (I would add all kinds of funny stuff here like "play as hyper-unrealistic digitized versions of hot young action stars like Don Wilson, Chuck Norris, and Cynthia Rothrock" or "with a new fighting engine designed by Vince Russo" or "all the voice acting is provided by the former hosts of USA Up All Night, Gilbert Gottfried and Rhonda Shear" or even "first 10,000 buyers receive a free pair of Tank Abbott's used fighting shorts", but really, what more do I need to say than just "Pit Fighter 2"?) Movie Fighter: Van Helsing vs Black Mask 2. Now think Street Fighter The Movie The Game with Rob Van Damn in a monster costume. The Van Helsing characters would use the Dark Stalkers fighting style but the Black Mask 2 characters would use the Bloody Roar style. This game would be similiar to all of the Capcom VS crossover games of the past and would include the usual options like choosing the fighting groove or ism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Take Superman 64's engine. Replace Superman with Aquaman. His main enemies are the Wonder Twins. The dialogue is written by whomever wrote the dialogue for the first Resident Evil. Add in lots of Phish music for the soundtrack. And have you only able to save at the end of a level. -=Mike ^^ MikeSC wins the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Ok heres a bad (or is it GOOD?) idea. You play as President GW Bush , on a mission to stop terrror and fight evil. Your only weapons are a bible, a leather strap, and you can ride a horse. A special move can be that you strap a foe in a electric chair and hit the juice. or everyones favorite "convert the heathens" You have a power meter, and as it goes down GW gets more and more confused. and at any moment you might have to break into a press conference, in which time the game changes to a pattern style button masher like a Pa Rappa game. If you keep in line, his speech is coherent, if you mess up, his lines become more disjointed and stupid sounding. Major level bosses can include saddam hussein , osama bin laden, al gore, john kerry, and obviosuly michael moore. Your allies include daddy, ashcroft, cheney, rice, and powell Voices can be done by will ferriel for GW and Dana Carvey for Bush sr In effect it might mirror the "Billy Grahams Bible Blaster" seen on the simpsons DAMN NOW I THINK I HAVE MADE A GAME THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO PLAY OH CRAP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 "You STEAL men's SOULS, and make them your SLAVES!" Yeah, the one glaring flaw in an otherwise near-perfect game. "Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions." "Your WORDS are as *empty* as your SOUL. Mankind ILL NEEDS a savior such as you." "What is a MAN? A miserable little pile of *secrets*! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!" I'm sorry, but that rules in its awfulness. Don't forget the ending theme ("I Am the Wind")--WTF was that?! Movie Fighter: Van Helsing vs Black Mask 2. Now think Street Fighter The Movie The Game with Rob Van Damn in a monster costume. The Van Helsing characters would use the Dark Stalkers fighting style but the Black Mask 2 characters would use the Bloody Roar style. This game would be similiar to all of the Capcom VS crossover games of the past and would include the usual options like choosing the fighting groove or ism. That sounds sorta like Battle Monsters. I think Anya is the one best qualified to come up with the shittiest fighting game of all, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I was thinking about Primal Rage vs King of Monsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Ok heres a bad (or is it GOOD?) idea. You play as President GW Bush , on a mission to stop terrror and fight evil. Your only weapons are a bible, a leather strap, and you can ride a horse. A special move can be that you strap a foe in a electric chair and hit the juice. or everyones favorite "convert the heathens" You have a power meter, and as it goes down GW gets more and more confused. and at any moment you might have to break into a press conference, in which time the game changes to a pattern style button masher like a Pa Rappa game. If you keep in line, his speech is coherent, if you mess up, his lines become more disjointed and stupid sounding. Major level bosses can include saddam hussein , osama bin laden, al gore, john kerry, and obviosuly michael moore. Your allies include daddy, ashcroft, cheney, rice, and powell Voices can be done by will ferriel for GW and Dana Carvey for Bush sr In effect it might mirror the "Billy Grahams Bible Blaster" seen on the simpsons DAMN NOW I THINK I HAVE MADE A GAME THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO PLAY OH CRAP That's really, REALLY ghey. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 You know how there was Street Fighter: The Movie? And from there we got Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game? Well this summer, a documentary about kids obsessed with that game will hit theaters: Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Movie. Hitting store shelves at the same time will be Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Movie: The Game. You control the kids as they play the game. Sure, if you order the kid using M. Bison to charge back 2 seconds then hit forward and punch, the little digitized Bison inside the arcade cabinet screen will do a fire torpedo, but you're really commanding the KID on the margin of the screen to do those actions. It's really just about perspective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 And from there we got Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game? Two of them, actually. One of them was Street Fighter: The Movie, the Arcade game! Programmed by Strata, the makers of Bloodstorm*! (Or at least Fighter's Misery says so. I'm not certain who the credit--or blame rather--totally goes to.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Raw 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 How about you make a fighting game, but instead of a warrior, you have a rapping basketball player go around and fight villians with powers ala Mortal Kombat!! Oh wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Ok heres a bad (or is it GOOD?) idea. You play as President GW Bush , on a mission to stop terrror and fight evil. Your only weapons are a bible, a leather strap, and you can ride a horse. A special move can be that you strap a foe in a electric chair and hit the juice. or everyones favorite "convert the heathens" You have a power meter, and as it goes down GW gets more and more confused. and at any moment you might have to break into a press conference, in which time the game changes to a pattern style button masher like a Pa Rappa game. If you keep in line, his speech is coherent, if you mess up, his lines become more disjointed and stupid sounding. Major level bosses can include saddam hussein , osama bin laden, al gore, john kerry, and obviosuly michael moore. Your allies include daddy, ashcroft, cheney, rice, and powell Voices can be done by will ferriel for GW and Dana Carvey for Bush sr In effect it might mirror the "Billy Grahams Bible Blaster" seen on the simpsons DAMN NOW I THINK I HAVE MADE A GAME THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO PLAY OH CRAP That's really, REALLY ghey. -=Mike Yeah, I don't even like Bush, but that was fuckin retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
