PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 I thought this was the day we remembered Jesus hatching from a rich, creamy egg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Or molesting a sheep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Yeah, there's two distinct ways history has interpreted that bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 You're not from these parts, are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... Jesus won't mind. Nice guy, salt of the Earth, enjoys a good laugh. Jesus had a great sense of humor and was a constant showoff. He'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 I went to a Christian school, but I could care less about Easter. It was one of 2 holidays (along with Christmas) on which I would attend church with my mom, but ever since she (and later, I) moved to California over a year ago, she hasn't attended church and neither have I. I sure as fuck want some Cadbury creme eggs, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... Jesus won't mind. Nice guy, salt of the Earth, enjoys a good laugh. Jesus had a great sense of humor and was a constant showoff. He's also fluent in l33+ and is a great hockey player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 You're not from these parts, are you? Dominican Republic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Do they play soccer there, or baseball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Do they play soccer there, or baseball? Baseball...you know I think we actually play more baseball here than in the states. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... This is were someone tells that really bad "Jesus Is gay" joke. Jesus is gay. It's a fact. I mean read the bible. How many times did he say "Satan get yee behind me"? see...I said it was really really bad. Now someone needs to tell my Uncle it's not funny. True as it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 He said it once, actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Like I said, It's a bad joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Stanley 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2005 I enjoyed four $1 Filet-o-Fish's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2005 You'll walk slow, die young, and leave a fat corpse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 30, 2005 I don't quite get the hatred of Jesus around here. You can dislike religion, but what part of Jesus' teachings were so horrible? "Love thy neighbor"? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2005 They hate everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 30, 2005 They hate everyone. That is actually a sincere question. What part of Jesus' teachings are so offensive? Is "Love the sinner" REALLY that bad a thing? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2005 Blame America Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2005 I thought most Americans were pretty religious. I mean I thought that was the moral of the 2004 election Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 30, 2005 Nah, the moral is that the press is clueless when it comes to this country. It was a foreign policy election. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 30, 2005 I find his turning the other cheek philosophy contemptible, if we're going to discuss this.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 30, 2005 Well, I find that pic in your sig revolting. So THERE! BURN! -=Mike ...That really is a gross pic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 30, 2005 Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2005 Jesus kicks ass. Best. Con. Ever. People still believe his nonsense about being the son of "god". But seriously his teaching were pretty spot-on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2005 I find his turning the other cheek philosophy contemptible, if we're going to discuss this.. Well, that's basically what Brad Pitt did when Lou came down to show him who was boss in Fight Club. It worked for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 30, 2005 That wasn't turning the other cheek, that was Brad Pitt spewing blood into Lou's mouth and screaming. Just getting his ass kicked would've gotten them all run out of the basement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2005 I don't quite get the hatred of Jesus around here. Me neither. One time at Sappy Valley there was this college student with a "Jesus is a Cunt" shirt. I asked him what made him a cunt -- he couldn't answer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 30, 2005 Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with Jesus. True. But it is an accurate observation regardless. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
