Ace309 Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 (edited) The Pope has received last rites once before (after he was shot), according to my local Fox affiliate's noon news show yesterday. Today's morning show has basically consisted of Popewatch 2005. One of my friends has money on a Cuban cardinal becoming the next Pope, although I'm personally thinking that they'll replace John Paul with a cardinal from Africa. Edited April 1, 2005 by Ace309
SuperJerk Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Hey, at least the media isn't burying this story the way they did Mother Theresa. After Popes John and John Paul, I'm convinced the next Pope needs to be called Pope John Paul George.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 That's a fraction as cool as a Pope Ringo would be. Take that back. Pope Ringo II would be cooler.
Vern Gagne Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Have someone from the US be the next Pope. Like that John Goodman movie Pope Ralph.
Guest BDC Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Poor guy has apparently lost consciousness and has closed off the papal apartments, according to Fox.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 One of my friends has money on a Cuban cardinal becoming the next Pope Awesome.
Guest Lawlerm Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 For those of you who are interested the betting for the next Pope (as morbid as that is) is: Dionigi Tettamanzi (Italy) 3.4/1 Oscar Rodriguez Maradiaga (Honduras) 3.5/1 Francis Arinze (Nigeria) 4.8/1 Joseph Ratzinger (Germany) 7.2/1 Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Argentina) 8.4/1 Claudio Hummes (Brazil) 12.5/1 Also, all of these people are supposedly 60+ years of age and most are over 70.
MrRant Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 If he jumps up and say's "April Fools bitches!"... I'm going back to church.
Vern Gagne Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Nothing official from the Vatican yet. Fox News had a video of some guy talking, and you could hear some woman yelling the Pope is dead..he's dead.
Zorin Industries Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Italian medias reporting hes died, but there dosen't seem to be any other confirmation as of yet
Rob E Dangerously Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 And Fox and CNN are mentioning that
Zorin Industries Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Y'know its kind of wierd, i'm not religous at all but this is the guy i've known as the pope since I was a kid. Now hes about to die, Reagans dead, Saddams gone, Margaret Thachter must be next then Gorbachov. Feels like my past is slipping further and further away if that makes any sense
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Can we make up our damn minds yet?
Vern Gagne Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Y'know its kind of wierd, i'm not religous at all but this is the guy i've known as the pope since I was a kid. Now hes about to die, Reagans dead, Saddams gone, Margaret Thachter must be next then Gorbachov. Feels like my past is slipping further and further away if that makes any sense I believe Margaret Thatcher is in pretty ill health.
Vern Gagne Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 In 1998. During on the bombings by the Unite States. A look alike was in charge since than, and he destroyed the WMD's.
MrRant Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Why do I keep having throughts of the Pope in the Popemobile shouting "I'm not dead yet! I'm not dead yet! I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk!"
2GOLD Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Why do I keep having throughts of the Pope in the Popemobile shouting "I'm not dead yet! I'm not dead yet! I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk!" Someone inside the Vatican is so going to hit him in the back of the head with a pan. So is he dead or alive? Cause I'm sorry, be kinda sad that the Pope would die on April Fool's Day.
Toshiaki Koala Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Depends on which news source you follow. Fox says he's still alive, CNN is reporting that he's dead.
2GOLD Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Depends on which news source you follow. Fox says he's still alive, CNN is reporting that he's dead. The hell? What is this, election night?? It's the bloody POPE, go find out if he's dead or not! I know it's been next to impossible to tell if he's been alive for the last six months to begin with but COME ON, do some actual reporting instead of guessing your ass off.
Vern Gagne Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 CNN isn't reporting he's dead. Their reporting the same thing has Fox News.
Toshiaki Koala Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Until about half an hour ago, CNN was reporting that he was dead. Now they're not. It can't be much longer, though.
Slayer Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 For those of you who are interested the betting for the next Pope (as morbid as that is) is: Dionigi Tettamanzi (Italy) 3.4/1 Hey, a possible Italian pope Hasn't been one of those for awhile
SuperJerk Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Depends on which news source you follow. Fox says he's still alive, CNN is reporting that he's dead. The hell? What is this, election night??
Red Baron Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 This reminds me of Monty Python. "But I'm not dead yet," "You'll die soon enough," "But I'm getting better" "No your not"
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Christ, I hate these up-to-the-minute updates. OMG the Pope blinked, stay tuned for more. Either let me know when he's dead or when he does a jumping jack...
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 The Pope got hit by a car in the 40's, took a bullet in the 80's....Damn this dude's tough
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 No one gonna make a "Remove the breathing tube" Joke?
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