Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 I get told I am a bad sport about this every year, but fuck that, the shit is stupid and annoying. So today I get to work and they are doing this whole "William, you messed up on this order, the client is really mad, blah blah blahblahblah, this could prompt termination or whatever." So I say okay and go to my computer to find this part, don't find it, tell them that the client is full of shit, I didn't do anything. Apparently they didn't think the joke was going well because a: I didn't seem worried and had this "fuck that client" attitude cause you know...fuck em. and b: ...well...actually I didn't have a B...I just wanted to use multiple points. Well anyway, they keep this shit up for 10 minutes before they say APril fools and I stare at them blankly for wasting 10 minutes of my goddamned time. Last year they called a meeting, which took 15 minutes for everyone to get there so the could pretend annouce the firing of a guy that worked there, did the april fools thing. 15 minutes of my time gone down the drain for a bad practical joke. Bottomline, I am a grown fucking man working and living around grown fucking people. leave this shit to the younguns, or at least come up with a huge joke, but if you are going to do this little bullshit, then fuck it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white I already said that earlier this year. It got no sold. I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. Ripper - Hittin F5 since 2:32 pm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 I hate April Fools day too. I'm completely no-selling it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 You're name is William? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white I already said that earlier this year. It got no sold. I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. Ripper - Hittin F5 since 2:32 pm You should have put that chick from the Black Eyed Peas in there as well. That girl has the opposite of an ass, it's somehow imploded upon itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 1, 2005 Seriously, look: What happened there?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white I already said that earlier this year. It got no sold. I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. Ripper - Hittin F5 since 2:32 pm You should have put that chick from the Black Eyed Peas in there as well. That girl has the opposite of an ass, it's somehow imploded upon itself. You know naming something else I hate with a passion in a thread about a day I hate with a passion is't helping. Goddamn I hate the Goddamn black eyed peas. They are hippie "rappers" pretty much the same as these new aged hippie "rockers" only with a chick that runs around shaking her hip bone really fast. And a guy that spells his name Will. I. Am. Goddamn I need to punch someone right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 Seriously, look: What happened there?! I want to send her just 35 cents a day. Dammit thats scary....ughghghh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 All that's bugging me is all the people that are asking me to help them with pranking other people over the phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 This should cheer you up: http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/video/rainbow.mov http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/video/candyman.mov http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/video/sunshine.mov Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 Stupid fuckers in my elementary thought it was so funny to put tabasco sauce in the teachers coffee. He didn't fall for the prank, and gave them all detention. Serves them right, for ruining someone's coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted April 1, 2005 Stupid kids. Everyone knows you stash some weed in the teacher's desk and make an anoyn. tip to the cops that the teacher is selling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 You're name is William? It's not! APRIL FOOLS!!1!!111!! He got you good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 The April Fools joke is Ripper saying he works in a white-collar environment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 Stupid fuckers in my elementary thought it was so funny to put tabasco sauce in the teachers coffee. He didn't fall for the prank, and gave them all detention. Serves them right, for ruining someone's coffee. Sometimes I wonder if staunch conservatives ever had childhoods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted April 1, 2005 One time, on April Fools Day when I was like 9, I stabbed my best friend with a pair of scissors repeatedly. As he lay there bleeding, I yelled "Just kidding! April Fools!" He passed away that day. It was the saddest day of my relatively short life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2005 I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. I'm trying to forget what happened in CE last year, so I'm just going to give Mumia the day off. kkk -- liking Racist Dusty since 12 a.m. Friday... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 Stupid fuckers in my elementary thought it was so funny to put tabasco sauce in the teachers coffee. He didn't fall for the prank, and gave them all detention. Serves them right, for ruining someone's coffee. Sometimes I wonder if staunch conservatives ever had childhoods. I prefer things that are funny. Hot sauce in the teacher's coffee isn't funny. Stupid kids. Everyone knows you stash some weed in the teacher's desk and make an anoyn. tip to the cops that the teacher is selling. Know that's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I've never liked April Fools either. I don't understand the point of a holiday where all you do is tell lies and pull really cruel pranks. Compared to ones where you get massive fireworks shows or run around in a costume gathering candy or get a bunch of expensive presents under a tree, that's one pretty fucking lame holiday. Also it's annoying because every year I'm almost guaranteed to forget that it's April 1st and fall for a joke at some point. Kinda like how I never remember to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. Fascinating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 2, 2005 Last year I faked a seizure at work and smeared a ton of frequently-touched surfaces and objects with clear grease. This year I didn't do anything, which fucked with them more than doing something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. I was never a L&H fan. I'm not hatin' on anyone that does (except for Vern), but I always preferred Abbott and Costello... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. I was never a L&H fan. I'm not hatin' on anyone that does (except for Vern), but I always preferred Abbott and Costello... Not a suprise, coming from a dirty hippy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2005 A&C ownz joo -- their radio shows were gold, too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2005 Laurel and Hardy spent about a third of one short in blackface. Let's see A&C beat that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2005 Amos'n'Andy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 3, 2005 Laurel did call two black guys in prison, Amos n Andy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted April 3, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. Fascinating. You didn't say "APRIL FOOLS!" -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
