Ripper Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 I get told I am a bad sport about this every year, but fuck that, the shit is stupid and annoying. So today I get to work and they are doing this whole "William, you messed up on this order, the client is really mad, blah blah blahblahblah, this could prompt termination or whatever." So I say okay and go to my computer to find this part, don't find it, tell them that the client is full of shit, I didn't do anything. Apparently they didn't think the joke was going well because a: I didn't seem worried and had this "fuck that client" attitude cause you know...fuck em. and b: ...well...actually I didn't have a B...I just wanted to use multiple points. Well anyway, they keep this shit up for 10 minutes before they say APril fools and I stare at them blankly for wasting 10 minutes of my goddamned time. Last year they called a meeting, which took 15 minutes for everyone to get there so the could pretend annouce the firing of a guy that worked there, did the april fools thing. 15 minutes of my time gone down the drain for a bad practical joke. Bottomline, I am a grown fucking man working and living around grown fucking people. leave this shit to the younguns, or at least come up with a huge joke, but if you are going to do this little bullshit, then fuck it.
bob_barron Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white
Ripper Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white I already said that earlier this year. It got no sold. I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. Ripper - Hittin F5 since 2:32 pm
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 I hate April Fools day too. I'm completely no-selling it.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white I already said that earlier this year. It got no sold. I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. Ripper - Hittin F5 since 2:32 pm You should have put that chick from the Black Eyed Peas in there as well. That girl has the opposite of an ass, it's somehow imploded upon itself.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Seriously, look: What happened there?!
Ripper Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Posted April 1, 2005 As an April Fools Day joke- you should say you are actually white I already said that earlier this year. It got no sold. I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. Ripper - Hittin F5 since 2:32 pm You should have put that chick from the Black Eyed Peas in there as well. That girl has the opposite of an ass, it's somehow imploded upon itself. You know naming something else I hate with a passion in a thread about a day I hate with a passion is't helping. Goddamn I hate the Goddamn black eyed peas. They are hippie "rappers" pretty much the same as these new aged hippie "rockers" only with a chick that runs around shaking her hip bone really fast. And a guy that spells his name Will. I. Am. Goddamn I need to punch someone right now.
Ripper Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Posted April 1, 2005 Seriously, look: What happened there?! I want to send her just 35 cents a day. Dammit thats scary....ughghghh.
Art Sandusky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 All that's bugging me is all the people that are asking me to help them with pranking other people over the phone.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 This should cheer you up: http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/video/rainbow.mov http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/video/candyman.mov http://www.funschool.com/features/zachary/video/sunshine.mov
Vern Gagne Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Stupid fuckers in my elementary thought it was so funny to put tabasco sauce in the teachers coffee. He didn't fall for the prank, and gave them all detention. Serves them right, for ruining someone's coffee.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Stupid kids. Everyone knows you stash some weed in the teacher's desk and make an anoyn. tip to the cops that the teacher is selling.
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 You're name is William? It's not! APRIL FOOLS!!1!!111!! He got you good.
Slayer Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 The April Fools joke is Ripper saying he works in a white-collar environment
Art Sandusky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Stupid fuckers in my elementary thought it was so funny to put tabasco sauce in the teachers coffee. He didn't fall for the prank, and gave them all detention. Serves them right, for ruining someone's coffee. Sometimes I wonder if staunch conservatives ever had childhoods.
Guest Quik Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 One time, on April Fools Day when I was like 9, I stabbed my best friend with a pair of scissors repeatedly. As he lay there bleeding, I yelled "Just kidding! April Fools!" He passed away that day. It was the saddest day of my relatively short life.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 I remember last year I put the Hilton sisters in my sig and Calista Flockhart in my avatar. Good times. I'm trying to forget what happened in CE last year, so I'm just going to give Mumia the day off. kkk -- liking Racist Dusty since 12 a.m. Friday...
Vern Gagne Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 Stupid fuckers in my elementary thought it was so funny to put tabasco sauce in the teachers coffee. He didn't fall for the prank, and gave them all detention. Serves them right, for ruining someone's coffee. Sometimes I wonder if staunch conservatives ever had childhoods. I prefer things that are funny. Hot sauce in the teacher's coffee isn't funny. Stupid kids. Everyone knows you stash some weed in the teacher's desk and make an anoyn. tip to the cops that the teacher is selling. Know that's funny.
Jingus Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 I've never liked April Fools either. I don't understand the point of a holiday where all you do is tell lies and pull really cruel pranks. Compared to ones where you get massive fireworks shows or run around in a costume gathering candy or get a bunch of expensive presents under a tree, that's one pretty fucking lame holiday. Also it's annoying because every year I'm almost guaranteed to forget that it's April 1st and fall for a joke at some point. Kinda like how I never remember to wear green for St. Patrick's Day.
Vern Gagne Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit.
The Czech Republic Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. Fascinating.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 Last year I faked a seizure at work and smeared a ton of frequently-touched surfaces and objects with clear grease. This year I didn't do anything, which fucked with them more than doing something.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. I was never a L&H fan. I'm not hatin' on anyone that does (except for Vern), but I always preferred Abbott and Costello...
Vern Gagne Posted April 2, 2005 Report Posted April 2, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. I was never a L&H fan. I'm not hatin' on anyone that does (except for Vern), but I always preferred Abbott and Costello... Not a suprise, coming from a dirty hippy.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 3, 2005 Report Posted April 3, 2005 A&C ownz joo -- their radio shows were gold, too...
Vern Gagne Posted April 3, 2005 Report Posted April 3, 2005 Laurel and Hardy spent about a third of one short in blackface. Let's see A&C beat that.
Vern Gagne Posted April 3, 2005 Report Posted April 3, 2005 Laurel did call two black guys in prison, Amos n Andy.
Guest MikeSC Posted April 3, 2005 Report Posted April 3, 2005 The best thing about April Fools Day, is they are running a Laurel and Hardy marathon on TCM. Know that's some funny funny shit. Fascinating. You didn't say "APRIL FOOLS!" -=Mike
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