Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 What's it like no longer being able to see the light shining around the fading corner behind you?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Sadly, I haven't been able to see the light for sometime now. But it could be worse -- I could be as old as Dr. Tom...
Ripper Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Old bastard. I know I am only 3 years younger, but you are still old you goddamn hippie.
MrRant Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Yeah, he is an old Jew. Time for the penny pinching to go into overdrive. Till he knocks up his wife of course.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Look at all these old motherfuckers.
Vern Gagne Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Yeah, he is an old Jew. Time for the penny pinching to go into overdrive. Till he knocks up his wife of course. What's the over/under from KKK's wedding, that he brings another dirty hippy into the world?
Highland Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Maybe if he bides his time he'll usurp the General.
nl5xsk1 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 Wow, I thought kkk was much younger. Must be because of the whole immaturity thing. /least liked poster
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Yeah, he is an old Jew. Time for the penny pinching to go into overdrive. Till he knocks up his wife of course. What's the over/under from KKK's wedding, that he brings another dirty hippy into the world? His wife's family is hillbilly, so I've read, which means she has hillbilly fertility. Since she probably wears the pants in the relationship, she'll decide to drop the birth control whenever her biological clock dictates so. After that happens, he's going to have at least three kids. Probably four, with one set of twins on the third try. 2 years after marriage is when it will begin.
Guest MikeSC Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I just turned 29... I've been it for a while. -=Mike
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I don't see myself living much longer than 35 or 40.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I'm gonna beat Agent to death with his fretless.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Do you fight as well as you play chess?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 I lost that game so quickly under extenuating circumstances, not the least of which being I'm not very good at chess.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Plus you were all fucked up.
Nighthawk Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 I play chess like I fight. I move the pieces around when the guy's in the john, and if things get too bad, I overturn the board and say I wasn't really trying anyway.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Plus, I was drunk and high while playing what was probably my sixth or seventh game of chess ever.
Nighthawk Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 When you and I meet we'll play scategories instead.
nl5xsk1 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 When you and I meet we'll play scategories instead. You guys are going to shit on each others chests?
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