EricMM 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 It goes something like, "Montey, you are the devil himself..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Favorite Quote: Marge: The power plant called, said if you don't come in on Friday, don't bother coming in Monday Homer: Whoo Hoo! 4 Day Weekend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaMarka 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Homer: Moe, I've got a friend named Joey... Joe Joe Junior... Shabadoo. Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. a man runs out of the bar crying Barney: Wait! Joey Joe Joe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 The best quotes of the series revolve around one scene: The sugar scenes. "Town Fathers" "I knicked it" "the Bee Mobile" "strong protect the sweet" "power, sugar, women" "they're defending themselves somehow!" etcetera Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Yeah the Mr Burns one is: Jackie Bouvier: "I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!" Burns: "Heh, I -- WHO TOLD YO......??" My favorite Burns quote has got to be: Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler. Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo. Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Homer: "When I joined the Police Academy I thought it would be funny like the film, you know Caddyshack." Anything Hutz says is pure gold. "Well then it may suprise you... I'm not wearing a tie at all!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Spaceballs, not Caddyshack! True about Hutz, though. Skinner too... every line is gold. Like this exchange: "Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?" "I'll sell you this one, it's almost full." "Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl." "He'll be back. And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in this state... often as a lawyer!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 "Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. "Is that bad?" "Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'." I miss Phil Hartman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 My favourite Hutz moment is when Bart and the bum that created Itchy and Scratchy show Hutz his "Works on Contingency - No Money Down" ad. "That's a misprint, see - "Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!" "So... you DON'T work on contingency?" "No! Money down! Oh, and this Bar Association logo shouldn't be here either". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Paraphrased: Skinner: I know you can hear my thoughts, Bart. Sooner or later you'll slip up, and when you do...your ass is mine. That's right...I think words that I would never say"! Homer: "I know you can hear MY thoughts too, boy...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW..." That had me in tears the first time I saw it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 It goes something like, "Montey, you are the devil himself..." Your right..I think. i can't really remembe what made burns say his line, but I think that's his best line ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Favorite line of all-time: Ned Flanders as a little boy: "Now I'm Pruuune Tracy!! Take that Dick F---!" as he's pulled off of another kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 No Love for Krusty? "Welcome back to Krusty Komedy Klassics" "Hey Hey, it's great to be back at the historic Apollo Theatre and.....KKK? That's not good." "And South American singing sensation Xhushashi, Xhushesha, Xu....oh boy" "Don't blame me, blame the Percodan, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from out new sponsor...PERCODAN! Aw Crap!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Krusty: I used to think I was a self hating jew, but now I find out I'm just an anti-semite! Wolfcastle: We have much to discuss! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Doctor (forget his name, the "Hi, everybody!" guy): On my diet, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want! Marge: And you can really lose weight? Doctor: Sure, if you want. It's a free country! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimmyHendricks 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 My favorite Simpsons moment ever, from "The Front", where Homer finds out at his high school reunion that he never graduated, and has to retake a class....... (Going from memory here) Teacher: Welcome to remedial Science 1A.....my wife recently passed away and this class keeps me busy.....but I still miss her.... Homer: Excuse me, is this going to be on the test? Teacher: (shocked) No! Of course. We see Homer has written "DEAD WIFE" on his sheet of notes. He erases it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Some good Milhouse lines: "Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form." Lisa: "Who does Nelson think he's impressing, acting so cool all the time." Milhouse: "Not me!" "My glasses!" Sight gag: "Milhouse, lower those eyebrows! And the other one!" Moe: "Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me... they ain't." "Are you Drew Barrymore?" "Get outta here, I'm hung over!" "Sorry, Miss Barrymore." "What?" "I'm not used to the sound of children's laughter, it cuts through me like a dentist drill. But no, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that, ha ha ha." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Teacher: Welcome to remedial Science 1A.....my wife recently passed away and this class keeps me busy.....but I still miss her.... Homer: Excuse me, is this going to be on the test? Teacher: (shocked) No! Of course. We see Homer has written "DEAD WIFE" on his sheet of notes. He erases it. "And now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "The bright blue flame indicates that this was a particularly sweet donut." "This is not happening...this is not happening." I think Grandpa's "I'm cold, and there are wolves after me" line is one of the best ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 The X-Files Episode: Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Lisa the Vegetarian: Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Laywer: Well, what about that tatoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die, Bart, Die? Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The." Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Marge: I think you should do it, Homer, you might learn something new! Homer: Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 I think Grandpa's "I'm cold, and there are wolves after me" line is one of the best ever. I don't think it beats Grandpa's "I'm old! Give me, give me, give me!" line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Grandpa saying that Homer is not a communist but then he says he is and states he's not a pornstar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Marge: I think you should do it, Homer, you might learn something new! Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Best Abe line: Quimby (from the podium on stage): "The old persons remarks will be stricken from the record." Abe: "WHO SAID THAT?" That episode also contained: "I was saying Boo-urns..." "No, my ears are really burning, I wanted to see inside so I lit a q-tip." "So tell us... who's gay?" "Oh, I don't know... Harvey Fierstein." "NO!" "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!" Everything Rainer Wolfcastle says in classic. Barney's on fire in this one too. What a great episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 "Or what, you'll call the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Everything Rainer Wolfcastle says in classic. ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING! From same episode: Cafeteria Lady: (Reading from script) Let's go Fall Out Boy Ralph: Whats for lunch tomorrow? Director: NEXT! Ralph: Chicken necks? I think my top five Simpsons characters for quotes alone are: Lionel Hutz Troy Mclure Ralph Wiggum Skinner Dr. Nick Favourite Ralph quotes: "Hi principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding." "I head a Frankenstein lives there!" "Go Bananna!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 I hate Ralph. He's annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 I think he's overrated, but I don't hate him. Clancy is the Wiggum to watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Homer fantasizing about scoring the big touchdown in the Superbowl to make the score 7-30-something was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
