DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2008 I use the word all the time. For the record, it's Carl Carlson and Lenny Leonard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2008 Krusty: "Homer gave me a kidney. It wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2008 It's Carl. Know from episode where Homer writes.. Lenny = White Carl = Black on his hand. This is good to go by, cause Homer will always spell things correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaxxson Mayhem 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2008 HA! What the fucks your problem? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2008 Scorpio: And to prove I'm not bluffing.... First UN Ambassador: Oh dear god, the Queensboro Bridge! Other UN Ambassador: Maybe it just...collapsed on its own? First Ambassador: We can't take that chance. Other UN Ambassador: You ALWAYS say that! I want to take a chance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2008 Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge "Ball is in, parking lot. Would you like to play again?" *beep* "You have selected, No." TV: Its 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are? Homer: I told you yesterday, no! "Dozens of people are gunned down each day, but until now, none of them was important. At 3:00 PM Friday, local aurocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot following a tense confrontation at town hall. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive." Marge: What did you do to your hand? Silence Mafia guy: (whispering) Boating accident Skinner: I believe it was a boaking accident. *laser gun sight shines on his forehead* Skinner: I have to go now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2008 "We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For FUN? WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU? Except at that guy who made sound effects." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2008 Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Homer: No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno. Something about being gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2008 From the Super Bowl episode Bar Fly 1: "What a game! How much you got riding on it?" Homer: "My daughter's love" Bar Fly 1: "Whooo, what a gambler!" Homer: "If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement" Maude Flanders: They were having S-E-X in front of C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down. Homer Simpson: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does *that* do me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2008 Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 "My militia has a plan to beat up all sorts of government officials. That'll teach 'em to drag their feet on high-definition tv!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 I've said it in here before... but I'll say it again. "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaxxson Mayhem 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 I've said it in here before... but I'll say it again. "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?" I really need to see a clip of that again. When I first saw it, I couldn't stop laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 Consdering the next line is: "Oh right! The Sideshow Bob thing! What was I thinking?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage484 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening. I think Marge's line leading into that makes it even funnier. After Bart says the new school unis suck, she asks him where he hears such language then Homer says the above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2008 I've said it in here before... but I'll say it again. "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?" Is that not from the same episode as "I'm cold and there are wolves after me"? Man, that's a great episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 Yeah, that's my favorite episode. My second favorite is "Two Bad Neighbors". It's not quite so quotable, it's almost too realistic. It's such a quirky episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 From "who shot Mr. Burns part 1" - my 2nd favourite Simpsons episode. Smithers: But sir, every plant and tree will die! Owls will deafness with insesant hooting! The Town's sundial will be usless!!" And shortly after that: Burns: Take that Bowl-a-Rama! Taken that convience smart! Take that Nuclear Power... oh fiddlesticks." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2008 I've said it in here before... but I'll say it again. "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?" Is that not from the same episode as "I'm cold and there are wolves after me"? Man, that's a great episode. Yeah it's Cape Feare. I think it's the best Simpsons episode. It's also got the '9 rakes' gag, the 'Sideshow Bob getting trampled by a parade' gag, and Bob singing the whole score of The HMS Pinafore. And of course the previously mentioned 'Mr Thomson' bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 And Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap, "Hey kids, who wants to drive through that cactus patch?", "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! Oh wait, it's for Bart." "Oh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow got this tattoo on my BUTT." and on and on. There's a reason that's many people's favorite episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 My new favorite, as of a few months ago, is 'A Milhouse Divided' when Kirk and Luann get divorced. There's some great gags in there from Gudger College, Kirk's new singles pad, Kirk's demo tape, Homer's ocean sounds, and having one of the Doobie Brothers at Homer and Marge's remarriage. A great episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Has one of if not the best episode closers. "I'll be back! ... Pro-prob'ly." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 And Luann's new boyfriend's car is one of those globe things from American Gladiators. "Let's roll." I'm going to go watch it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Marge hastily hiding the Allied Biscuit box cracks me up too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Can I Borrow A Feeling? Just Kurt's picture on the album cover is enough for a laugh. That and Homer's reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 "Big wheel down at the cracker factory" is a good one, but I don't know if that's from that episode or the one where Milhouse learns how they salt crackers (dog sled) and get the peanut butter into the peanut butter sandwich crackers. When Kirk get's fired: Boss: "Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 How could I forget this (probably because after 400 plus episodes a lot of the jokes run together)... A Milhouse Divided is home to one of my all time favourite gags. *Establishing shot of "Stoner's Pot Palace"* Otto: Man, that is flagrant false advertising! Kirk: Single life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want. Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer: The one down the hall? Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Kirk: Oh, yeah... Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation. If you want to join me, fine. (Goes into dining room and imitates a second voice) Hello Marge, how's the family? (In regular voice) I don't want to talk about it! Mind your own business! Homer: Keep it down in there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 "Who here likes the Doobie Brothers? Cause we've got one of 'em!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 "Big wheel down at the cracker factory" is actually from "Homie the Clown." It goes (close enough, probably not verbatim): Milhouse: "I bet you're pretty impressed my dad got Krusty the clown to personally appear at my party!" Bart: "Eh, I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house." Milhouse: "Oh, I don't know, Bart. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory!" Although "A Milhouse Divided" did have "That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store." "Well, thanks for introducing me!" "Don't worry, Homer, you know me! And I'm a superstar at the cracker factory!" Similar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 Homer the Clown is a great episode. Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due! [TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch] He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it, take the ball. [the Globetrotter kicks it into the net behind him] That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' ladder, for gods' sakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
