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Silly Drea. Tryst is from Barnsdale in Yorkshire. Toxxic vs Card would be the battle of the Nottinghamans... but Card is currently Toxxic's trainer, so no go there!

Guest Lord David
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At least we used logic to come up with our sport of choice... and didn't just rip off another country, slap shoulder pads on ourselves, and then steal another countries sport name for it, and make it illogical.

 

It's called Football guys, NOT Soccer, Football because there's a foot, there's a ball, you kick it around. Foot meets ball, "Football".

 

Not, "There's a ball, pick it up and run with it!".

 

Plus we have the greatest national anthem in the world... think about it, here's a national anthem that proves God is British. Whenever someone sings the British National Anthem, God looks down, checks if the Queen's okay, and if she's not, he helps her out. How else do ya think she lasted this long?

 

The American anthem... "Oh say can you see, by the dawns early light..." it's about a FLAG guys, you have an entire anthem telling us how nice your flag will look in the morning. Who's bright idea was that one?

 

(Yes, all you Brits, I DID watch Al Murray the other week... DAMN is he funny! :D)

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It's called Football guys, NOT Soccer, Football because there's a foot, there's a ball, you kick it around. Foot meets ball, "Football".

Lord David = my new hero.

Guest Lord David
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Secondly, you are giving us a British stereotype, arguing about Soccer and Football and how stupid us Americans are.

'twas the point :P

 

Actually I can't stand football (Our football, not yours :P), and prefer American Football to it, and my g/f's American as well, so I never have anything against America, I just love doing the "stereotypical British" insulting at times, makes for fun :D.

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Canadian Rugby > American football > English football

Australian Rules > Them

 

I'll call this reply in advance, "omgz convicks plyn wit a stoopid shped ball they ams da gay LOLZ!"

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I actually enjoy Aussie Rules, on the rare occassion it's on Sky Sports.

 

It's American Football I can't stand. It's like a cross between rugby (basic premise), cricket (padded up like the Michelen tyre man, way too stop/start) and then put on some sort of happy drug (cheerleaders, all the trademark Amarican razzle-dazzle).

Guest Lord David
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Actually, when it comes to the Australians, all I have to say is: "It's a long way away... didn't you get the message?" :P

Guest Lord David
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I already warned you of my bad jokes, it's too late to complain now :P

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Nothing beats "American Rugby" or whatever you want to call it. Basically, Rugby, but with all the voilent, tackle anyone American football rules. Also just American football without pads.

 

Damn it hurts as bad as a Slayer pit.

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