Guest ConchairtoHead Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 If you had to design a character based belt for John Cena what would you do? How would it look? (Dont hate me because of my great thread)
JJ Johnson Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 I'd put so much gold on it that it'd weigh 300 pounds. I'd then make him swim to the arena whilst wearing it. Problem solved.
Guest ConchairtoHead Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 I'd put so much gold on it that it'd weigh 300 pounds. I'd then make him swim to the arena whilst wearing it. Problem solved. lol i think i just got my new sig line. Didnt think i'd see a "Cena must die" comment in a thread about Cena. I take my hat off to you!
JJ Johnson Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 *takes a bow* Now I just have to think of an arena that's on an island...or by a river...
LooseCannon25 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Just hold a PPV in Alcatrez and set up a ring in the yard.
edotherocket Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 The Eddie Guerrero Hydraulic Belt/Self Pleasure Device Rey Mysterio WMXXI Belt (the plates don't fit properly on the belt or just fall off on the way to the ring)
Youth N Asia Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 I'd put the JBL nameplate back on it and have Cena drop it the next day at a house show.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Just have him tell all the fans that his chain and lock are the new WWE title. Watch as SKeith suicide bombs himself by rushing the ring when Smackdown goes to Canada. Or conversely, have Cena come out and introduce his NEW championship belt.... otherwise known as Kamala. Kamala then becomes a walking talking WWE title, and when Cena loses it, the wrestler has to take Kamala instead of a leather-and-gold belt. Hijinks most surely ensue.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 I liked Cena's belt and didn't see what the uproar was about.
Ace309 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Or conversely, have Cena come out and introduce his NEW championship belt.... otherwise known as Kamala. Kamala then becomes a walking talking WWE title, and when Cena loses it, the wrestler has to take Kamala instead of a leather-and-gold belt. Hijinks most surely ensue. Hire this man.
Youth N Asia Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Kamala as the title...at least it would add a spin on the old belt shot finish to a match.
King Cucaracha Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 When Cena drops the belt, they should have him and someone like London win the Tag Titles. Then shoot a serious of skits that rip off "Pimp My Ride". Have Cena turn up at London's house with a camera, then take him to various people who transform his belt into a pimped up Tag Title. That'd be more entertaining than pigs guts, that's for sure. Or fo' sho'. Whatever.
Aero Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 As far as pimped title belts go, I think the one Cena debuted on Thursday is fine, better than the U.S. Title, at least.
Cran Da Maniac Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 He should have copied what Lenny did here
Youth N Asia Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Keep Cena away from other titles, they just look stupid after he's done with them.
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