Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF BATTLEGROUND, APRIL 24TH, 2005, LIVE FROM THE ALAMODOME IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS! (11:00 PM EST; 8:00 PM PST. Check local listings.) SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -> Mak Francis slogged through a bitter feud with Spike Jenkins, who apparently still can't come up big when it counts, to earn this title shot. Toxxic, meanwhile, slogged through matchless show after matchless show, and it's a wonder he's not four hundred pounds on a couch somewhere as Battleground rolls around. Tonight, Francis gets his second title shot this year -- but can he make this one count? Rules: Standard singles. Marker: Ace309 SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Johnny Dangerous (SWF International Champion) v. Landon Maddix -> So Johnny and Landon aren't really happy with one another. I guess. I know they cut some promos on one another a while back but nothing actually became of it, and since we wanted to put an International Championship defence on PPV we figured hey let's pull the trigger. Dangerous/Maddix V -- commence! Rules: Standard singles. Marker: Chuck Woolery MYSTERY MATCH ??? v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Who is ??? Well, I know and Tom knows and ??? knows, and we all three know that Jenkins deserves an ass-kicking after Smarkdown. Can ??? deliver? Rules: Standard singles. ???, PM your stats to Jenkins. Marker: Justice SWF WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH Wildchild (SWF World Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler -> Can you believe that I'm satiating Wildchild's ego by calling it the World Cruiserweight Championship? Neither can I. Fact remains, no matter where on the card he is, SWF fans will associate Wildchild with the Cruiserweight Championship. He's the closest thing (besides Toxxic) that this fed has to an icon right now, but there's one man out to prove that he should be the face of the Cruiser division -- "The Critic", Scott Pretzler. Rules: Standard ladder match rules. Marker: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH Lil' Buck v. Lord David -> Lil' Buck is the man. I fully expect him to contend for the World title soon, but until then he'll be battling it out with SWF newcomer Lord David for pride -- and a chance to move up in the eyes of SWF brass (aka me). Rules: Standard singles. Marker: Justice SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP JJ Johnson v. Insane Luchadore -> IL is exercising his rematch clause. This looks like an exercise in futility. Is it? Rules: NONE Marker: Chuck Woolery RANKINGS MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Ejiro Fasaki -> On the CC board, Tom, Raynor and I have super-secret rankings that no one else knows about -- and Ejiro and Cortez are currently high up in those rankings. This match will have huge implications on the rankings, so the big question is -- who will win it? Rules: Standard singles. Marker: Ace309 SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke v. Manson -> So, uh, both of these guys are pretty good. Hawke is itching for another shot at Johnny, while Manson is itching for a shot at any title. He's already worked himself in line for a shot at the Tag titles, but right now he gets a chance to attain his singles title goals against the man who was so hot a couple weeks ago, Jay Hawke. Rules: Standard singles. Marker: chirs3 BAR ROOM BRAWL Arch Griffon v. Mohammed Koran -> It's America v. Arab in a bar room! LET'S GET IT ON! Rules: None. You two will be brawling in the 'Brawling Titty' bar two blocks down from the Alamodome. Marker: Ace309 Edited April 19, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 OK... when we say 'Rules: None' do we mean that it's No-DQ? Or are we talking straight singles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 (edited) Ugh. nevermind my previous quiery. Edited April 19, 2005 by Above Average Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 ??????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Todd vs. Ejiro?! Salivation commences. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Bar room brawl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Yeah. The brawl was one of the only things I was remembered for back in the day. So lets see if I can make this one better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Write in a nut bite, Munchie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 I guess that joke was inevitable eventually. But actually reading over the card again that's a hell of a card. Every match seems like it'll be good. Good luck to all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Hot damn, that's a stacked card! This could be the best show in a long time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Hot damn, that's a stacked card! This could be the show in a long time! Often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Oops! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 Write in a nut bite, Munchie. And there was that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2005 I get the ladder match?! I whoever assigned markers for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 *Begins hoarding bribe candy.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 *Begins hoarding padding to put in his gloves so he doesn't break his hands on IL's face* *like he cares anyway* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 *Begins hoarding medical insurance* That's right bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 King, I want your fucking stats and so does Spike. Hurry it. ... I mean... Ah, fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2005 So can we just kind've go wild on the arena's decor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 There's 88 bathrooms. I smell a massive swirlie session Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2005 Don't make me channel Jay Dawg, that means there's at least 792 urinal pucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
