kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Any guesses on who it is? I know it's not a black guy since it only took a few votes...
2GOLD Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Maybe no new one has been elected yet and the Vatican is just on fire? The fire department should be on standby just in case.
Guest Cerebus Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 That would probably be black smoke, in which case we wouldn't think a new pope was elected anyway.
Guest BDC Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 I'm watching on Fox. Everyone in St. Peter Square is excited... but someone keeps SMACKING THE MIC. STOP.
2GOLD Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Why are they so excited? Â Two words: Â Pope Pool
Guest El Satanico Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 fucking Catholics. Smoke? are we cavemen. Â Maybe they were clam baking
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 They're discussing cardinals as if anyone knows who they're talking about. I guess you gotta do something to kill time while you just have a still shot of a closed balcony door for 15 minutes.
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 They're cheering like it's a rock concert. I will forever maintain that Catholics are weird.
Guest El Satanico Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 It's 2005...text message that shit  "pope iz n"
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Each section cheers when he reads a line in their language. It's like "LET'S HEAR IT FOR CLEVELAND!" "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Now who here...is from...PITTSBURGH?" "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "Now who is here representin Big D! DALLAS WHERE YOU AT" "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Ratzinger. Not a surprise, but still.
keith6601 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Ratzinger sounds too much like John Ratzenberg Its Pope Cliff.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 DA POPE! DA POPE! DA POPE IS ON FIRE! Â Random Catholic: THE POPE IS ON FIRE! SAVE HIM!
Gary Floyd Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 And it's...Rattzinger. Wow, not surprised.
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 CNN is already doing papal predictions. "Well, since he's taken Benedict as his name, he expects to die soon!" geez
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 One of the cardinals on the far left, I swear that's Abe Vigoda.
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 It sounds like they're chanting "you screwed Lita"
Zorin Industries Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Well, there goes my prediction, I was sure it would have been one of the Cardianls form Central or South America
The Czech Republic Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Now it sounds like they're chanting "you fucked up"
Highland Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 He's also old. Obviously they did not want another long reigning Pope.
Jobber of the Week Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 This guy, though he's trying, looks like an old guy in a weird outfit. He doesn't have that holy father aura going for him that the last Pope did. Â I guess it's kind of unfair to compare a guy who's been Pope for 15 minutes to JPII, but comparisons were inevitable unless they chose something different like black pope or a young pope.
Guest El Satanico Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 So "God's mortal representation" or whatever he's considered, is a hitler youth
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Posted April 19, 2005 Well, there goes my prediction, I was sure it would have been one of the Cardianls form Central or South America Oh hell no, although I think it would be kewl to have a Pope of color. Â Funny note: In the sunday's paper, they had a little chart of all the major areas of the world and how many Catholics are in each area and how many cardinals/people that vote on the new Pope. Â Latin America had 40 percent of the catholics, but only 20 percent of the voters. Â Europe had 25 percent and 50 percent. Â Africa had 11 percent and 9 percent...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Posted April 19, 2005 So "God's mortal representation" or whatever he's considered, is a hitler youth From what I heard, his dad was in the Nazi party, so it's not like he had a choice as a kid to go to Nazi Daycamp...
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