MrRant Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Solution #1: The solution is simple. Ask to fight the trouble in a manner similar to Amok Time. Then after showing your manly prowess and physical dominance you will prove your seed is superior and the girl will wish to mate with the "Alpha" male and will forget about the troubles. Solution #2: Fuck her mom. Then her sister. Then her sister and her mom. She will either be disgusted by this turn of events or she will decide to join in and let you fuck her ass. Solution #3: Tip drill the bitch yo.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 You forgot Solution #4. I'll let FromBeyondTheGrave handle that one.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Fuck, her. Solution #5 is rape.
BUTT Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Someone please explain to me the "fuck, her", "fuck, him", etc. thing. Also explain "Fite me u poser" and "unfucking called for". I'm pretty sure the last one has something to do with Stephen Joseph, but I don't know the origins of it.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 We're all a bunch of cliched responses.
Vyce Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Fuck, her. Solution #5 is rape. It should be noted, however, that if you seek to employ solution 5, be sure to acquire a retarded man who can then be used as your scapegoat.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Fuck, her. Solution #5 is rape. It should be noted, however, that if you seek to employ solution 5, be sure to acquire a retarded man who can then be used as your scapegoat. Of course. Use of condoms is needed for first-time rapers aswell, who might be a little sloppy.
Nighthawk Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Kill her and have no emotional response to it. Then brag about it to a bunch of high school kids. They'll make a movie out of it.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 21, 2005 Report Posted April 21, 2005 Make sure to gouge out her eyes first, obviously.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Posted April 21, 2005 We're approaching month #3, I think. We haven't broken up yet, but we're "working through it."
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Posted April 22, 2005 Now everything's fine. I should dump her now so that I maintain control.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Posted April 22, 2005 What's horrible is that, for 30 seconds, I seriously considered doing that.
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